Ralonzo

9:20 - Alexa, go ahead and be my AI, i wasn't using this brain for anything anyway - Quickbooks and Mailchimp - Booking.com

You don't want to rely on an EV when you're upstate digging a hole. 9:11 is locals, beer break, pee break.

9:04 - Jeff Bezos is apparently designing electric cars, and taking over the world with them - EToro, More Crypto, but how are they mining anything if they're using all the electricity for cars? - T-Mobile 15-second musical - A movie with Owen Wilson they thoughtfully placed on Peacock away from me

8:58 - Ah you fell for the old Chinese Pringle-trap - Bud Light Seltzer Hard Soda. What ever happened to beer flavored beer? - ANOTHER electric car. This time from Kia.

8:52 - Prime video of the non-quite Tolkien preprequel - Lays potato chips with some sort of utter nonsense - Universal Orlando Resort Velocicoaster. Sorry, if you're strapped in with 54-point restraints it's not scary. The Comet - that's scary.

8:43 - Google Pixel 6 will automatically lighten your skin tone. Racists. - Cue with covid tests, cool. I'll market something that tests for paranoia. - Planet Fitness with lots of guest stars cashing checks, good for them

Yeah make Donald mad, that’ll help

Just like the Andre Roberts or Cole Beasley ints last year….

Ramsey might get voted off his own island

Glengooly Blue will do that!

Local ad suites inbound. Halftime is 🤮 so off to sweat pipes or something more entertaining hah, the Planters one was alright

7:53 - mcconaghey for sales force, dressed as a Nassau Astro nut - Larry David gets a time machine and wrecks everything for FTX r something - a reminder that the NFL is going to try to soak you for Thursday games next year

7:45 - TurboTax took the brown acid for that one - wallbox for people who never licked 9V batteries as a kid and are scared of electricity - “3 million years ago when I was a young boy on a farm in Mississippi” - Morgan Freeman for Turkish Air and/or baths - Mich Ultra Seltzer if you’re comfortable with that sort of thing

Stanford doing Stanford things Edit: autocorrect doing autocorrect things

7:39 - miley t-mobile doing “we are the world” - Uber eats tricking people into eating kitty litter - caesars sports book with lots of mannings, more Manning’s is good - one of the guys from The Mars Volta shaves with Gillette - an ambulance that’s rated r?

Being an Electric SUV I think there is a limit of being able to haul 3 Tonys with it. Maybe 2 if one of them is Fat Tony. 7:33 - Rocket Homes Barbie. Where’s Blackrock Bob with the 50k over ask offer - Disney plus dressing goats in high heels and fishnet stockings, Hey it’s 2022 anything goes right? http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-cx50_yMMo2s/UW-rpZ5MstI/AAAAAAAABb8/CF16dQFhT5w/s1600/goat+in+boots.jpg - Annual WeatherTech ad

7:21 - mich ultra, bowling, ELO. 2 out of 3 there. And… oh lord that’s not The Jesus - Sopranos motif for a Chevy electric SUV.

This is a public health announcement, don’t click the brown QR code’s! You’ll have a bad trip man! 7:13 - we’re littering Cheetos and animals are chopping them up and snorting lines - more animals but animatronic, I don’t know - Nope? Nope. Nope!

Ramsey Island invaded like it was Guadalcanal

7:03 and let’s sell some things - carvana with a customer of some sort - hologic did a super bowl ad and I still don’t have a clue who they are or what they do - a QR code as a lava lamp for 30 seconds. Coin base, maybe? - nbc self promotion for World Cup of heart attacks

6:57 - Netflix with all the movies I didn’t care about. Although if I knew I’d grow up to be Ryan Reynolds I’d make sure I would have done Deadpool 3 thru 5 by now - heh, pole star with a jab at VW. But it’s another golf cart, and an ugly one at that - avocados are why the romans conquered Central America I guess

6:51 - a dystopia commercial for a dystopian beverage, bud light next, whatever that is - draft kings with Joe Namath driving, hopefully not drunk - Zeus goes golfing and gets a coal-powered bmw

Cinci gambles on cover 1 and gets burned

Whoa a mike who can blow up a run for a loss?

6:44 - English Bruce Campbell starring in Moon Knight - Rakuten who used to be buy.com but decided Rakuten is easier to remember - Etrade with infant help pilots, that should go well - Expedia with not conor mcgregor - Law & Order Elevator Inspectors Unit