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Nice to be able to throw a lousy ball and have a contested catch monster on the other end.

[7:22] is the end of the 1st quarter. 1) DCU The Flash, and not sure if that was Keaton? 2) Those weird ads that try to make Jeebus political. 3) Squarespace making MORE MORE MORE Kylo Rens. 4) Local: Xfinity has a dude with a tramp stamp.

[7:16] fortuitous digits 1) Temu, shop like it's someone else's money. 2) Paramount+, if you're gonna put Beavis & Butt Head in an ad, use 'em. 3) First of the Caddyshack Mich Ultra ads, not especially clever, just mining a classic movie for huckstering. And tell the brewer this beer is low-grade dog water.

What, Remy? Honestly Kirkland XO is better IMO. [7:08] 1) T-Mobile and finally someone calls out that hot pink that Haight-Ashbury and/or LSD should be suing them for infringement. 2) Rakuten. Again, they used to have the site "buy.com" and some marketing whizbang thought "You know what would be a better name for shoppers to search for on the internet than buy.com? Rakuten." 3) Bass Pro Shops. 4) Ben Stiller for Pepsi Zero. Welcome another former headliner to B-List commercial fodder.

[7:01] 1) Indiana Jones and the Stick Of Destiny... if his mileage was a problem at the time of Raiders, the odometer must be flipped by now. 2) Talking babies returns for E-Trade. I think one of them was actually running FTX since last year. 3) Draft Kings throwing more B-list celebrities at the problem. 4) Remy Martin... Serena thinks she's coaching, but honestly I'm looking at her for playing Guard.

[6:53] And aside from Johnny Blue, let me also recomment Kitrkland Speyside 18 Year. 1) Dunkin' and this is where Ben Affleck deserved to be working after Pearl Harbor. 2) Fast & Furious is making up the gap on the Final Fantasy series. 3) Speaking of FF, a QR code being attacked by Cloud and Tifa. They should have cast Meteor. 4) Avocados starring Justin Trudeau and possibly some Village People.

Gainwell getting the first score is gonna make a few people some moderate bucks. Except he's short. 1st and goal coming up.

"as they go uptempo quick" - message from the Department Of Redundancy Department

How do other teams scheme fast WR's vs LB's? I thought that was illegal.

Did Butker almost miss that kickoff? That should be marked for a loss where the fumble went OB.

[6:38pm] 1) GotG3, I'm probably looking forward to Awesome Mix Tape #3 more than the movie. 2) VMS ad, because this is exactly the demographic concerned with menopause. 3) Turbo Tax tells you not to do your taxes. 4) YouTube Sunday Ticket and Keyboard Cat. I don't see the connection, except maybe oldest possible meme?

[6:30pm] 1) The Transformers go Hybrid, and punch each other for 2 hours causing no damage. See it June 9. 2) Gronk gives someone the stink eye. 3) Prime Sports Drink for people with Ted Striker-class drinking problems (see below) 4) Get her McDonalds for Valentines day, and enjoy sleeping on the porch. https://s3-prod.adage.com/s3fs-public/styles/1200x630/public/202309120_FSO_LoganPaul-KSI_PRIME_3X2.JPG

I dig the Telecaster. But if we're going to have like a half dozen anthems, why can't one of them be "We Built This City On Rock 'N Roll"?

[6:22pm] 1) Youtube gets Sunday Ticket 2) Pizza Hut makes a pizza, calls it a NY pizza. Slice doesn't flop when they pull it off the pie. Calling shenanigans on that. 3) Cocaine Bear. How is this a thing? 4) Dodge Ram buys the anthem singer, is it all they could afford? Next up: A Navajo will translate the several anthems being sung so they don't fall into the hands of America's enemies.

Johnny Walker Blue here. Because, why not. Is this the thread for the traiditional live commercial slam?

Curbstomp Your Enthusiasm

He should have taken a swing at Rodgers being an alleged 10 handicap, that sandbagging manbun. Mitchell was basically wired up live 2-way with the booth for a hole or two just now during the championship round, which was really interesting, and Nantz & Immelman discussed him partnering with Allen as well.

Awwww Apple, sucks to be you losing the trip to the Super Bowl on your own

Bad call by the side judge, forward progress was stopped inbounds, clock should be running.

Yeah he got there a beat too early and went through the receiver.

Fish at Pike Place market get thrown harder than that.

Screens? Are thos even legal?

He will be, until he becomes an arraignment for the Courts.

I'd have to guess that the KC DL are coached better and schemed better to go get to the QB and knock him down.

Not a catch but not remotely obvious a drop as the one by Devonta Smith that was ruled a catch. Makes you wonder why, hmmmm...