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[9:33] 1) That Amazon doggo ad, hey isn't that the guy who ate the Gecko's cookies? I mean, biscuits? 2) Workday. Paul Stanley selling out. That's not a big surprise. Or Ozzy. joan Jett and Billy Idol, maybe.

Helluva play design.

[9:25] Time for locals 1) NFL community chest something or other 2) The Masked Slinger, Ken Jeong is on the panel now? I wonder how he'll rate these contestants. 3) They're taking away your Medicare at the bowling alley!!! 4) Voyages Comma Chameleon spot. 5) Gamers wandering onto Stanley Kubrick's moon landing set.

[9:20] 1) Brought to you by Kia. Too bad it's a Kia. 2) Crown Royal with Dave Grohl. Thanks Canada, for milk in a bag. And 222's. 3) Peanuts Mr Peanut Roast. Scan the QR code again. "Hey Mr Peanut, why does your wife Eleanor run the company while you're in a wheelchair" What, too soon? ITS A PEANUT ROAST.

And that's why it's a stupid timeout. Great. 5 yard closer FG after you predictably miss on 3rd and 11.

I think Olsen was right earlier. 3rd and 11 is a bad use of timeout, when you're in FG range.

Eagles drives are all grinding and demoralizing. Shades of XXV. Time keeps on slipping slipping slipping into the future.........

At least the lousy refs didn't profoundly affect the outcome of the game. Chiefs lose a timeout and challenge but they did that to themselves.

[9:11] 1) Doritos with Jesse, Walter and Tuco. LOVE IT 2) Bud Light dancing to hold music. Good concept poor execution. 3) Teemu Selanne again. 4) Daytona because we have our Super Bowl at the start of the season in NASCAR.

Holy tuck rule Batman. Refs give KC a chance to challenge by deciding, the refs messed up and the previous play is being treated like it didn't happen.

I mean... that is his name.

Oho, kitty-cat refs go with the call that gives them the automatic review.

Thats an incompletion. No football move.

blah, missed a set. on the plus side, one more pointy irish coffee into the evening wind-down. [8:56] 1) MATT DAMON! A movie about shoes. And 8-year-old slave labor. 2) Doordash Groceries. Roll that beautiful fava bean footage. And a nice chianti, ftftftftftft. 3) Gutfeld! for Fox. And Tyrese about to get sued by Bib Poppa Pump for wearing that. 4) Gronk duck hooks the Kick Of Destiny like me off the 2nd tee.

Are they actively sacrificial people or just animals? Also, to Baal or Satan? Asking for a friend who has a parlay bet.

[8:17] One last set at the half, and nfw i'm sticking for halftime 1) USFL football on Fox and NBC. 2) Probably the local ads? Tillamook cheese. 3) In the Navy, you can sail the seven seas 4) Cox Mobile with rebel sheep 5) ELF makeup/superglue.

[8:04] 1) Doritos who almost always tries too hard. Aaaaand... they do it again. 2) Coors Light vs Miller Lite, i.e. Crouching Piss, Hidden Urine. I liked the kung-fu but it's an ad for Bloo Moon beer. 3) Dog food? Dog food. The Farmer's Dog.

No way that's a catch

[7:57] and Fox awesomely outros with Mad Season. 1) Jeep Electric Wrangler and animals doing an electric slide? 2) Hellmans. Brie and Ham. Is it ironic Brie is named after cheese with those feet? 3) Pringles, the American version of the Chinese finger trap. Been there, done that. That was cute. 4) Ant-Man and his ant farm and Heineken 0.0% Beer which has complete freedom from alcohol.

[7:53] 1) Google No-Longer Racist Pixel phones. I was intrigued by the Unchained Melody string quartet intro. Then >record scratch< and Amy Schumer is on the screen. Erasing ex's from pics? You should be happy you have those. And you'll probably want those pics back in a couple years. 2) Somebody still thinks Clam & M's candy is clever. 3) Downy Unstoppables. I like the product. Then they add Kenny Powers. My clubhouse leader for now.

It's been a long long time since Mahomes has touched the ball, isn't it.

Diggs is a good match for a QB who can put the ball on him. Brown is a good match for a QB who can put the ball in his area code.

[7:40] 1) Uber Eats Diddy in the recording studio. People just try to hard on these, unlike... 2) The annual WeatherTech ad, which is traditionally non-gimmicky: here's our product, here's why we think it's good, please buy it. I look forward every year to that one. 3) TurboTax Men Without Hats and some dorky boomer in front of a fountain. Meh.

[7:31] 1) Oh no, not Steve Martin now falling to the B-tier? More Pepsi Zero. 2) Dexcom. Isn't that transmission fluid? No, it's another device/app/site that I've never heard of. 3) Mich Ultra spiffing Full Swing series on Netflix. I'd like to watch it but not enough to pay for netflix. 4) Yet another descent to Super Bowl commercial shilling, this time Will Farrell for GMC electric cars.

Chiefs aren't getting the usual reacharound from the refs and they aren't happy.