stevestojan

everyone keeps saying this and I don’t get it. It’s not like he met her on the day they got married. I don’t know about you guys but I didn’t start suddenly spending more time with my wife after our wedding. Now if he had recently had a kid. THEN I could understand having less time. But signing the paperwork from girlfriend to wife doesn’t change the amount of time, IMO.

Let’s go Bandits.

And now I’m officially worried about Josh. We might actually suck again.

I’m not so sure. Might have caught it and ground caused fumble.

The truth is Keon just isn’t good enough. He’s already had disciplinary actions for what is seemingly just being lazy. He can’t get separation. Takes plays off. And can’t catch it when his number does get called. He got gifted being drafted by a team with the greatest QB of our generation and is more concerned with his giant diamond necklaces than improving his game. He’s a bust. And yes, I know it’s his sophomore year. But he bought a coat a Macys. So people found him charming.

Based on yesterdays performance, we should lose by 50. So we’ll win by 14.

Time for Mitch. Can't add injury to insult.

So just give up the fact that it would be a 2 score game?

Now McD will bench cook for a series to assert dominance while wearing glasses he got at TJ Maxx retiree section.

Coleman can sit the rest of the game. At least Gabe could block.

And now that stain Brady will completely abandon the run. The only problem is we don't have NFL caliber WRs. This will go well.

Joe Brady trying to be the smartest OC in the league instead of the one who wins games that we should dominate in.

Ok, huge run for cook. Time to abandon the run.

The dolphins. The ***** dolphins. This is embarrassing. Yeah yeah, it’s early. But McD, or Babich, just let that team go 92 yards with almost zero resistance.

Is there a sign outside the stadium that explicitly says it’s a finger-gun free zone?

I had that angst. I’m so glad he’s seemingly proving me to be WAY off. That’s why I’m some schmoe on a message board and not a GM.

I changed my vote because of this post.

Our WR1 is a tight end.

I don’t know why more people don’t realize this for the 4D chess that it is. Great call.

Daniels elbow just popped horrifically out of place. And NBC showed it in super slow mo. Brutal.

Suck an egg, ESPN. Only us fans are allowed to talk crap about our favorite team.

for some reason he gives him one every game.

You have to run twice right? Have to.

Well give them the ball back with two mins left unless we go to cook.