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The only reason Josh had to attempt that desperation throw (on which he missed the spot by 10+yards) was because he completely blew the read, both pre and post snap.

OP, if you're going to start a new thread that could have fit just fine in the existing game week thread, you should really double check your numbers.

This was shocking to me. That locker room is a goldmine of humor and slapstick competition that in itself could have created a dozen quality episodes. Instead they chose to try to create overdrawn melodrama in a place where there is too much genuine character for that crap to exist. The little I saw ended up being nothing more than a microcosm of the modern NFL; pushing fake manufactured drama instead of allowing organic entertainment to happen naturally.

There are a wide variety of individuals (producers, session musicians, sound engineers, management, etc etc ad infinitum) that had all of these same problems with "Sting". Every single credible summation I have ever read from journalists, professional musicians and/or business insiders about that band paints Summers as a quiet, soft-spoken amiable guy, Copeland as a friendly, high-energy joyful puppy and Sting as an obnoxious, domineering, insulting, dismissive, self-centered ashhole.

Actually Nadal has been cursed with a rare foot disorder called Mueller-Weiss Syndrome since he was a teenager. It's chronic, painful and incurable. It makes the career he managed to put together even that much more impressive, imo.

What happens when he comes out of the tunnel and starts running the wrong way?

The Ravens have been something like 12-4 in their openers under Harbaugh and the Bills crushed their dreams the last time they played a game. That crew is not going to be caught off guard.

Still got them big hops, baby!

Could you imagine if we were able to combine their powers? 🤯

Aside from that one outlier game vs teh Chiefs, his playoff averages are as follows: 4 Targets per game 2.3 catches per game 45 yards per game 0.3 TDs per game

I think it was more of a case of Copeland and Summers hating Sting because he's an arrogant, self-important, pretentious jackass.

We've got enough guys that can run effectively in the slot that I wouldn't be opposed to this up until about New Year's. After that I want that bad mf on the field every Sunday til he's sucking wind.

That dude has no fear and knows he has unreal contact balance. The only way to protect him would probably be to chain him to the bench.

Then don't open it if you don't want to read it 🙄

Make me

I don't have any strong feeling about them either way; I just think Jones is an idiot. I'm as sharp as a bag of wet mice.

Not sure about that. Jerry Jones could ***** up a free lunch.

I don't remember any questions or concerns during the lead up to the game, but there was absolutely something wrong with him that day. I just remember posting something in the game thread as early as 2-3 minutes into the game (it was that obvious that quickly even to some schlub sitting on his couch 500 miles away) saying something was wrong with him and wondering if he had the flu or some such. Here it is as early as Page 3:

That's just your mortality whispering in your ear. Don't worry, when you're a little older you'll be too deaf to hear it.

Yes, they're virtually identical. Although there is an argument to be made that there are better examples, such as Evel Knievel's deal with Caesar's Palace or even Cyndi Lauper's contract with Capt Lou Albano.

I know you're just trying to drum up new patients but damn, it's like punching a mule.

Poyer was teh one that blew him up and sidetracked his rookie season last year

The team hasn't released a depth chart, but Sal is employed by the Bills. If he has Hancock listed before Hamlin I'm guessing the team likely doesn't have an issue with it.

Oddly enough the biggest thing I take out of this non-event is that it suggests that Poyer is still sober. And that makes me happy.