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Live&DieBillsFootball

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  1. I think that you people are over reacting. For one thing, there was no evidence of sexual abuse. Second, they might have been trying to keep the kids from being obese, and were doing a good job of it. Also, they let them sleep in the closet in the master bedroom, which was probably a nicer closet than in one of the smaller bedrooms. They also were providing relaxing music with the wind chimes hooked up to the closet door.
  2. Actually I think that it is a pretty good idea. You know how young guys have a tough time fumbling with buttons and snaps to get at the goodies. This solves the problem.
  3. This guy lost seven bucks and he already gets 2 pages of responses. Man, do I miss football season.
  4. I would strap a maxi pad on it. You might start a new fashion trend.
  5. Book rate can take a while, and there is no tracking available. I would give it another week or so and then notify the seller if you haven't received it. Most sellers would refund your money rather than dealing with a negative feedback.
  6. They should have the same thing here. Get a job or be a HO. I'd like to open up a training institute to teach the finer points of being a ho. Except if they did this in the US, women would quit their jobs so they could go on welfare and be a ho. Since the supply would go way up, ho's would have to lower their prices to the $10-20 range. This in turn would cause a lowering of stress for the male population and cause life expectencies to increase dramatically. This would then cause a crisis in Social Security. This is probably was Bush has been worried about. Soon they would have to offer female social security recipients the opportunity to be a ho for less benefits. This would cause a deflationary spiral bringing prices down to the $2-3 range. This would solve not only the welfare problem, but also social security, unemployment and inflation.
  7. "Since I ain't got no testicles, I wish I had some of these chesticles."
  8. Check this one out: MASSENGILL, TIMOTHY DOYLE 166 LILES LANE LAKE CITY, TN 37769 Last Verification Date-3/27/2000 STATUTORY RAPE With a name like Massengill, he must really be a douche bag!
  9. STUDENT #1: And are you experiencing any discomfort? KRAMER: Just a little burning during urination. STUDENT #1: Okay, any other pain? KRAMER: The haunting memories of lost love. May I? (signals to Mickey) Lights? (Mickey turns down the lights and Kramer lights a cigar) Our eyes met across the crowded hat store. I, a customer, and she a coquettish haberdasher. Oh, I pursued and she withdrew, then she pursued and I withdrew, and so we danced. I burned for her, much like the burning during urination that I would experience soon afterwards. STUDENT #1: Gonorrhea?! KRAMER: Gonorrhea!
  10. I just don't understand the rumors about trading DB to Dallas or anywhere else. If DB doesn't accept a big pay cut, he will be cut prior to March 2. Anyone can have him for free at that time. We don't have to cut him by that date, but that is the start of free agency and we would probably want his cap space to use on FA's.
  11. Maybe it's just me, but I was very disappointed in this flick. No where near as funny as Old School.
  12. Actually she said, "Hold my beer and check this out."
  13. I'll take anybody instead of Lindell. Oh, he's a QB. Can he kick?
  14. Yeah, but Marino is a first year LOCK to get in the HOF. The only way Boomer will get in is by buying a ticket. I hate the Miami Dolphins as much as anybody, but I can honestly say that Marino was one of the top QB's of all time.
  15. 2 of the best that I have been listening to lately: Dave Matthews Band - The Central Park Concert Eric Clapton - One More Car, One More Rider Both are also on DVD and are excellent!
  16. I wish the Dolphins would have hired GW as HC and given him a 10 year contract. This would guarantee that we would own their ass for 10 years. He may be a good DC but he sucks as a HC.
  17. I loved that Jet kneel down prior to the missed FG. Not only does Chad not move the ball to the middle of the field, but he loses 2 more yards to lengthen the FG try. I'm sure that the kicker appreciated that one. One good call was Cowher calling a timeout with 2:07 left much to the dismay of Dan Dierdorf. The Steelers ended up getting the ball back with 1:58 left, even though Big Ben proceeded to stink it up with a Drew like interception.
  18. If you like being her friend, you can call her occasionally. But dude, if you are looking for love or sex, you need to move on. Maybe someday she will see you with some girl and realize what she missed out on. Right now though you are heading down the road to heartbreak if you think that she is into you.
  19. 1. Curb your enthusiasm 2. Sopranos 3. Deadwood 4. The Shield 5. ER 6. 24 7. Six Feet Under 8. Simpsons
  20. I have 2 Olympus cameras and both take great pictures and have good battery life. I would find another Olympus in your price range and buy it.
  21. I say we draft Mike Nugent and then get Ted Nugent to play at half-time at all home games. Does Cowbell cure Cat Scratch Fever?
  22. I think that unless TD gets good value, TH will be back next year. He is not overpaid and can step in if WM gets hurt. A team needs 2 good backs anyways as many teams could tell you. Miami had no one other than Ricky and look how they finished. The Steelers rode the Bus after Duce got hurt.
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