Golden Goat

Won't this indirectly increase the chance of injury?

1). Micah Hyde will be Defensive Player of the Year. 2). Undrafted FA Robert Foster not only makes the team -- He will be our #2 receiver by the end of the season. 3). Kyle Williams will NOT score an offensive TD.

In fairness, so is a bowel movement.

Promise you'll be back when it does show that? Pinky swear?

Let's try this again. The IG report will show that Comey lied to Congress. When did Trump? Translated: Take your deflection bull **** elsewhere.

When did Trump lie to Congress under oath? And -- Get Trump off what? Zero evidence. Zero proof. One year.

Comey is a proven liar. If you want to believe him and his "notes," you go right ahead.

Here are the first leaks of the IG report! Comey "INSUBORDINATE?" Sounds like grounds for termination to me! ? https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/doj-watchdog-finds-comey-defied-authority-fbi-director/story?id=55670834

It was stolen, then used in a crime.

As much as the media wanted to make it about Trump last year...

Welcome to the Mets, Jarred Kelenic! https://www.newsday.com/sports/baseball/mets/mets-draft-of-jarred-kelenic-in-first-round-1.18971375

Surveillance footage of Yolo moments before starting this thread...

Seven skipped.

How much will they charge you when you want to leave?

Unless you own a lot of Mets...

About that "baby mamma" thing...

https://twitter.com/balleralert/status/1003727163387011077/photo/1 https://247sports.com/nfl/pittsburgh-steelers/Article/Pittsburgh-Steelers-Antonio-Brown-goes-off-on-his-critics-118772221 https://www.cincyjungle.com/2018/6/4/17425252/around-the-afc-north-antonio-brown-pee-browns-mychal-kendricks After yesterday's weirdness, there's gotta be something going on, no?

Anybody else excited about the draft on Monday? Me neither. But still, it's happening, so let's discuss. We're sitting at #6 overall. For months, the mets been rumored to have strong interest in Alec Bohm and Jonathan India, both third basemen, from Wichita State and Florida, respectively. My gut tells me they'll take Bohm if he somehow gets by Philly, but I think India goes later. My wildcard (and preference) is outfielder Jarred Kelenic from Wisconsin, who is considered the best hitter in the draft. He's just out of high school, and very much the wildcard Brandon Nimmo was. Not only can he hit -- he has an amazing eye at the plate. We need lots of help in 2018, but that's not going to come out of this draft regardless. I think we're sellers this year and will be unloading a number of our vets for prospects. I don't have any issues developing an 18-year-old. Thoughts on the draft? In my lifetime, I've loved Davey Johnson and Valentine as our managers. That's it.

Groupies, activists and groupie activists. Also, wives, who may or may not be groupies, activists or groupie activists.

Please tell me all sharp objects were secured during the Super Bowl XLII Halftime Show...

Growing up, I had a few friend who lived in Woodside, Queens. The #7 train was literally 30 feet from their row house window and passed every 7 minutes. It deafened me; They claimed they slept like babies.

Our former Director of National Intelligence just admitted he's incapable of thinking clearly under pressure. That's terrifying.

The Bills still have a full draft in 2019 and buckets of cash for free agents to replace Allen and Edmunds if they're really that bad (which they won't be). How is it such a big bet?

Man, what a d-tease the first month was.