WhoTom

My wife raises chickens. The shell color has no effect on flavor or nutrition. Certain breeds lay brown eggs, others lay white eggs, and some lay eggs that are blue/green. Flavor and nutrition can be affected by the hen's diet. Eggs that come from hens who only get commercial feed (like the ones that produce cheap store-bought eggs) tend to have lighter yolks with less flavor and nutrition. Hens that can free-range and forage for a more balanced diet produce eggs with deeper-yellow yolks that have more flavor and nutrients.

Roll up roll up for the Mystery Tour Roll up roll up for the Mystery Tour Roll up, and that's an invitation Roll up for the Mystery Tour Roll up to make a reservation Roll up for the Mystery Tour The Magical Mystery Tour Is waiting to take you away Waiting to take you away

Like a bunch of three-year-olds driving bumper cars:

Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day Fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way. Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town Waiting for someone or something to show you the way. Tired of lying in the sunshine staying home to watch the rain. You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today. And then one day you find ten years have got behind you. No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun.

When I was a boy I had the mind of a boy, But now I'm a man, ain't got no mind at all, When I was in my teens I had my share of dreams, But now I'm a man, ain't got no dreams at all. My how time rushes by, The moment you're born you start to die, Time waits for no man, And your life's spent, it's over before you began.

Jeremiah was a bullfrog Was a good friend of mine I never understood a single word he said But I helped him a-drinkin' his wine And he always had some mighty fine wine

I got a black cat bone I got a mojo too I got John the Conqueror I'm gonna mess with you I'm gonna make you girls Lead me by my hand Then the world will know I'm the hoochie-coochie man

You just call out my name And, you know, wherever I am I'll come running (oh yeah, baby) To see you again Winter, spring, summer or fall All you've got to do is call And I'll be there, (yeah yeah yeah) You've got a friend

What in the world ever became of sweet Jane? She lost her sparkle, you know she isn't the same Livin' on reds, vitamin C, and cocaine, All a friend can say is "Ain't it a shame?" Truckin', up to Buffalo. Been thinkin', you got to mellow slow Takes time, you pick a place to go, and just keep truckin' on.

I turned twenty-one in prison doing life without parole. No one could steer me right but Mama tried, Mama tried Mama tried to raise me better, but her pleading I denied That leaves only me to blame 'cause Mama tried

There's colors on the street Red, white and blue People shufflin' their feet People sleepin' in their shoes But there's a warnin' sign On the road ahead There's a lot of people sayin' We'd be better off dead Don't feel like Satan But I am to them So I try to forget it Anyway I can Keep on rockin' in the free world Keep on rockin' in the free world Keep on rockin' in the free world Keep on rockin' in the free world

Yeah, but he dropped it. Foles had to show him how it's done.

That's what I was thinking: who fires their GM right after the draft? Oh yeah, the Bills.

I got my mojo working, but it just don't work on you Got my mojo working, but it just don't work on you I want to love you so bad, I don't know what to do

About 150 pounds. Ba-Dum-Tssssss.

Forget the cafe latte, screw the raspberry iced tea A Malibu and Coke for you, a G&T for me Alcohol, your songs resolve like my life never will When someone else is picking up the bill

They tried to put Orton's name on the wall, but it slid away a few yards short.

So goodbye yellow brick road Where the dogs of society howl You can't plant me in your penthouse I'm going back to my plough Back to the howling old owl in the woods Hunting the horny back toad Oh I've finally decided my future lies Beyond the yellow brick road

And all that is now And all that is gone And all that's to come And everything under the sun is in tune But the sun is eclipsed by the moon

^You should be banned for the repeat. That was the one that sparked Mustang Sally. Remember Mustang Sally? All she wanted to do was ride around. Sally. Ride, Sally, ride.

Did I give you an earworm?

I remember him and Harvey Korman cracking each other up on the Carol Burnett Show. They had great chemistry together.

Mustang Sally, think you better slow your mustang down Mustang Sally, think you better slow your mustang down You been running all over the town now Oh! I guess I'll have to put your flat feet on the ground

I felt old when I saw the Frank Gore birthday thread and realized that I was a college student when he was born.

I'm looking for me You're looking for you We're looking in at other And we don't know what to do They call me The Seeker I've been searching low and high I won't get to get what I'm after 'Til the day I die