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Sherlock Holmes

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  1. Moron is lucky he even cleared the pavement with his head or he would've died for sure. Who can even watch this kind of thing knowing even Marquise Goodwin probably wouldn't have made that jump. Even if by some miracle he did, this idiot thinks he can magically defy physics...He still would've had a horrible impact and still would've killed the 2 or 3 brain cells he had floating around in that noggin.
  2. I don't think anybody wanted to take responsibility for a death. They didn't want to be part of a suicide.
  3. Had a chance at Anger, now he's back to being the best punter in the league.
  4. Obviously being facetious but you do watch him punt right? I would guess he's almost dead last in every category. I can almost guarantee he is dead last in the league in net as well as TBs. I would also guess my choice of punter, who I banged the table for, is probably the best punter in the league as I have always said. Anger!!!!
  5. Bojo can't place a ball inside the 25 except by touchback, and he can't not shank 20 yard punts every other punt. He's hot garbage so far, isn't this why Schmidt was cut?
  6. Is that Coach Forester standing beside him?!?! Now we know for sure where his supply comes from. Gase snorts at least an ounce every drive by the looks of that salt shaker he huffed in one fell swoop.
  7. He was knocked into our playoff game vs the Cheats*********, and even out cold he somehow managed to make a pointing gesture as a warning to...Tom Brady. He knows what's coming from Edmunds, facemask crumpled through Brady's brain and all...
  8. I'm still hoping for the playoffs to shake out like this: Division winners Bills Browns Raiders Jags Wild Card Texans or Titans Colts Make it a nice easy ride to the Super Bowl...
  9. Is that what they are calling the powder nowadays? Seems as he enjoys the rock as well
  10. Now we can't say for 1 million% that Allen got his lights turned out. but Rudolph got KTFO... poor Rudolphs, I would take him as a backup for sure.
  11. I want McCaffrey so bad I would probably do some dirty things to make it happen Throw in Kuechly and I am down for anything
  12. Was pleasantly surprised by Duke today even though we all knew this was needed. Sills V could've tripled that output though?
  13. But I thought Rob Johnson was fantastic in that game and had it all but won for us?!?!?!? Whoever says that again must have been piss @$$ drunk and watching some other team because that was worse than Peterman would've done.
  14. If we are spending 1st rounders though, I'm going for McCaffrey and Kuechly...
  15. "Robert Kraft's pilot needed to perform an emergency landing of his helicopter nicknamed "The Tugboat" after Kraft became belligerent when the pilot refused to fly him to an asian massage palor. Upon landing Kraft took off running to ECC and began showering money on coeds."
  16. Wishbone with Knox... Josh Allen just turns with the ball and whoever can grab it from him first gets the touch.
  17. I don't mind tossing each 25 balls a game, Beasley can catch the other 25
  18. TJ Hockenson?! Wait what year is it Loving Knox for sure! Sweeny will be a nice 2nd TE as well.
  19. You mean Christian McCaffrey and Luke Kuechly told McBeane and McD they want to retire as Bills!
  20. I would get banned with all my sexy pics of Kuechly and McCaffrey, The Watt and Bosa bros... I would definitely hold their pockets in prison, preferrably one on each side for extra protection
  21. With the rumors about Diggs being available and it seeming like everybody is on board with a trade for him I wanted to do a quick poll. Both seem disgruntled with Cousins and the lack of targets so I feel Thielen wouldn't mind a change as well. Would you guys rather have Adam Thielen who is a bit older but has stepped into his prime or Diggs who is younger and started off with a bang in the league? I'll take Adam Thielen 8 days a week, love his physicality and relentlessness. He still gets open deep as well.
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