Beerball

that's funnier than anything in the joke thread!!!

As I said upthread...not without a QB and a QB won't matter without an o-line. You've got your priorities reversed IMO. We'll agree to disagree (again). But, remember this...I'm undefeated.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dwayne, Dwayne who? Dwayne the tub, I'm drowning.

Sure you would, everyone would be more excited by upgrading TE in FA. It's a shiny new toy and we haven't had one in years. Meanwhile it won't matter one iota (ok, I exaggerate a little) if the o-line isn't given an overhaul IMO.

We need 2 starters and we need insurance at center. I won't depend on Williams or Incognito and the Bills would be smart to do the same.

Now, I made it clear that I wasn't putting words in eball's mouth, so, please do the same. Where have I said 3 additional starters?

working in Visalia, CA with one eye glued to the TV.

auto fill when I type IMO on my phone. (And corrected as soon as I read the post. My apologies for not editing before hitting the post button.) The o-line needs at least 3 more players via FA or the draft. OG, C & OT need an infusion of talent whether the Marrone who coached them previously is at fault for miserable play or not. I'm not anti Richie, but he alone ain't gonna fix things (not saying you said he would, just reinforcing my point about a much needed talent infusion). Would I be disappointed if they signed a top flight TE? Only if the o-line was not addressed further in FA.

The bridge to the mythical BUFFALO BILLS FRANCHISE QB? Do you know how many lives have been ruined searching for that elusive animal? Manning, IMO, isn't worth the coin or the expectations he would bring and then slowly shatter (mine included, because as soon as the season starts I'm all in). First paragraph is tongue in cheek, no offense intended.

no o-line upgrade = failed season. I really should have put that first, silly me. Matchup nightmares, IMO, don't mean diddly squat unless you have a QB. Having a QB doesn't mean diddly squat unless you have an o-line capable of giving him protection and having the ability to run the ball effectively. Having a line capable of opening up running lanes doesn't mean diddly squat unless you have RBs capable of taking advantage of those lanes. Now, if you have all that covered then, IMO, you worry about upgrading the TE position.

Please stop. Manning will put up flashy early season numbers (assuming he could survive behind a Bills I-line) in what would amount to meaningless games/wins. In the end, his age and cold weather would catch up to him and it would be miss the playoffs or out in the first round. I'm not hitching my wagon to that.

Spend the money elsewhere. Spending big in a TE is like buying solid gold bathroom fixtures. They may look nice, but, you're never going to get your money's worth out of them. Y'all do this to yourselves every offseason, it's time to move on from we must upgrade TE. Needs in order are: QB OG RB DB TE

I think he's right if you're talking BB. Only 5 players etc. baseball and to a lesser extent football are, excuse the pun, different ballgames.

you're really a cereal liar, aren't you?

inquiring minds want to know.

Manning is, IMO, now on par with Farve in his final season. I really don't want that.

RIP

perhaps trying it again would be helpful.

what has the hamster been telling her?

Is that one of your code names?

Stuff has to go somewhere. Have you ever moved and wondered at the amount of stuff you had acquired? Have you ever rented a space so you can store your stuff? Have you ever packed your garage so full of stuff that you couldn't fit a car in? It's the stuff.

I already tried that, bastard won't give up the punchline.

no

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