With age comes wisdom (old people smell too). I was hoping that you'd be willing to field questions about topics interesting to other board members. People could ask you for advice, they could inquire about your younger wild child days & they might even be interested in finding out what it's like to be an elderly ex-civil servant. Your success with Shirley might also bring relationship questions. I'm hoping that you're game.
I'll go first: what was the first car you owned? How much did it cost? What was the price of gas? How fast did the car go?