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http://www.cnbc.com/2016/02/03/irs-experiencing-computer-failure-across-several-systems-report.html

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/arts-and-entertainment/wp/2016/02/02/scientists-have-discovered-the-source-of-your-resting-B word-face/

Beerball's on the PPP board???

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/02/03/sports/football/super-bowl-i-recording-broadcast-nfl-troy-haupt.html

Given her history of screw-ups at Yahoo, it's not as stupid as you might think. NYC tabloids are sensationalist? I'm shocked! Shocked, i say!

http://bigstory.ap.org/article/546e5d1472b24b52983a41699d72e0b8/3-star-chef-benoit-violier-found-dead-apparent-suicide

http://www.wfaa.com/story/news/local/collin-county/2016/01/31/3-severely-burned-mckinney-fire-pit-accident/79615948/

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/florida-teacher-suspended-nude-pictures-claims-article-1.2514563

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JY8QdX0gH7A FYI, he had to drink 18 bottles of Coke that day before they finally got the commercial done right.

http://www.buffalonews.com/city-region/winter/will-this-storm-make-the-list-of-the-biggest-weather-events-here-20140107

http://www.charlotteobserver.com/news/local/crime/article55584565.html

http://www.mediaite.com/online/u-of-oregon-debates-removing-mlk-quote-for-not-being-inclusive-enough/ Enough of this "diversity" nonsense - it's now "gender identity!"

Dallas sports radio interviews Wade and Jerry Jones: http://www.theunticket.com/fake-wade-phillips-prank-calls-jerry-1-25-16/

Update: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/01/26/yoga-class-put-on-hold-over-concerns-about-oppression-resumes-with-indian-teacher/

http://nypost.com/2016/01/26/queens-residents-de-blasios-a-moron-for-snow-comments/

Isn't that what Mrs. Beerball says to you every night in bed?

http://www.si.com/extra-mustard/2016/01/21/terrell-owens-billy-eichner-butterfingers-NFL-celebration-fines-video

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/capital-weather-gang/wp/2016/01/21/blizzard-warning-high-winds-around-two-feet-of-snow-forecast-for-d-c-area/ http://www.nytimes.com/2016/01/22/us/blizzard-watch-expands-to-include-new-york-city-area.html In my day, I walked EIGHT MILES to school each way every day through huge snowdrifts blah blah blah... (disintegrates into old-guy talk)

http://www.wsj.com/articles/the-carolina-panthers-secret-weapon-waffle-house-1453224305

I feel sorry for his loss, but he was such a prick in real life for trying to screw his ex-bandmates (especially Don Felder) out of their royalties.

I'm sitting here looking at a résumé, and under "other interests" there are 6 bullet points listed - and 5 of them have to do with political organizations and committees! Why, oh why, do people think that this is a good idea?