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I was trying to keep it away from the DC Tom/Gatorman lovefest.

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/09/30/nyregion/new-yorks-southern-tier-once-a-home-for-big-business-is-struggling.html

Severe shell-shock. He thinks he's Ethel Merman.

You two need to get a room.

http://nypost.com/2015/09/28/meet-the-mma-fighter-held-back-by-double-d-breasts/

It's deja vu all over again: http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/jets/myers-jets-hole-quarterback-article-1.2376457 http://nypost.com/2015/09/27/todd-bowles-downplays-qb-drama-after-fitzpatricks-disaster/

Monday September 28 Miami Coverage: Season on the brink after Miami Dolphins 'embarrassed' by Buffalo Bills (Miami Herald) Dolphins’ defensive struggles continue in loss to Buffalo Bills (Miami Herald) Former Seminoles contributing to Buffalo Bills (Miami Herald) Former Dolphins make big impact in Bills’ win (Miami Herald) This type of loss can cost Joe Philbin his job (Miami Herald) This is the worst loss of the Joe Philbin era (Miami Herald) Keys to the Miami Dolphins’ 41-14 loss to the Buffalo Bills (Miami Herald) Brent Grimes’ wife arrested at Sun Life Stadium (Miami Herald) Photo gallery (Miami Herald) Bills ruin Dolphins' home opener with 41-14 rout (South Florida Sun Sentinel) Instant analysis (South Florida Sun Sentinel) Slow starts continue to doom Dolphins (South Florida Sun Sentinel) The Joe Philbin Era is on the clock — again (South Florida Sun Sentinel) Ryan Tannehill struggles in 41-14 loss to Buffalo Bills (South Florida Sun Sentinel) Ten thoughts on Dolphins embarrassing loss to Buffalo (South Florida Sun Sentinel) 20 things we learned (South Florida Sun Sentinel) Transcripts from Dolphins and Bills locker rooms (South Florida Sun Sentinel) Miko Grimes, wife of cornerback Brent Grimes, arrested at Dolphins game (South Florida Sun Sentinel) Photo gallery (South Florida Sun Sentinel) Buffalo Bills embarrass Miami Dolphins in home opener (Palm Beach Post) Richie Incognito, Charles Clay, other ex-Dolphins enjoy return (Palm Beach Post) Season with playoff aspirations coming apart early for Dolphins (Palm Beach Post) Joe Philbin’s tenure fiddling away as Bills torch Dolphins 41-14 (Palm Beach Post) Dolphins’ humiliating loss to Bills increases scrutiny on Joe Philbin (Palm Beach Post) Dolphins fans give stadium renovations, new features thumbs up (Palm Beach Post) Photo gallery (Palm Beach Post) Buffalo Bills win big at Miami Dolphins, but South Fort Myers graduate Sammy Watkins injured (Naples Daily News) Dolphins total disaster and brutal loss to the Bills (El Nuevo Herald) Wife of Dolphins' cornerback Brent Grimes arrested (AP) 3 things we learned about the Dolphins (The Sports Xchange) Dolphins-Bills Six Pack: Scary Movie (WQAM-AM) Dolphins Drop Home Opener To The Bills (MiamiDolphins.com) Analyzing A Disappointing Loss To The Bills (MiamiDolphins.com) Dolphins vs. Bills Postgame Notes (MiamiDolphins.com) Photo gallery (MiamiDolphins.com) Photo gallery (BuffaloBills.com) Photo gallery (Buffalo News) Photo gallery (Rochester D&C) Photo gallery (Syracuse Post Standard)

Sunday September 27 Miami Coverage: Miami Dolphins face identity crisis as rival Buffalo Bills come to town (Miami Herald) The slow starts must stop now for Miami Dolphins (Miami Herald) Dolphins leave fans stranded in the Land of No Idea (Miami Herald) Keys to the game: Dolphins vs. Bills (Miami Herald) Dolphins-Bills implications go beyond standings (South Florida Sun Sentinel) Time for Dolphins to get a wake-up call (South Florida Sun Sentinel) Dolphins sign Sam Brenner from practice squad, waive Jacques McClendon (South Florida Sun Sentinel) Five reasons I'm still picking Dolphins, 24-20 (South Florida Sun Sentinel) Dolphins hope to rebound against improved Bills (Palm Beach Post) Evans Unleashes on Suh: He’s Playing ‘Not to Get Hurt’ (WFOR-TV) McCain Building Momentum (MiamiDolphins.com) Fox Ready For Action; Other Notes (MiamiDolphins.com) Dolphins Make Roster Moves (MiamiDolphins.com) Countdown to kickoff: Buffalo At Miami (MiamiDolphins.com) Congemi’s 5 Keys To The Buffalo Game (MiamiDolphins.com)

Saturday September 26 Miami Coverage: Kenny Stills, acquired by Miami Dolphins to stretch the field, has not seen much of it (Miami Herald) Miami Dolphins have a shortage of tight ends heading into Bills game (South Florida Sun Sentinel) Ryan Tannehill expects consistent pressure from Buffalo (South Florida Sun Sentinel) Injuries make Dolphins’ O-Line more vulnerable to harsh Bills’ pass rush (Palm Beach Post) Bills have matchup edges to spoil Fins’ home opener (Palm Beach Post) Mixed thoughts on how Sunday’s game will play out (Palm Beach Post) Family happy to see South Fort Myers grad Sammy Watkins play at Dolphins on Sunday (Naples Daily News) Dolphins QB Tannehill probable for Bills; Albert doubtful (AP) Dolphins QB Tannehill probable for Bills (The Sports Xchange) Dolphins Host Bills In Their First Divisional Matchup (WFOR-TV) Two Players Ruled Out Of Dolphins-Bills Week 3 Showdown (WFOR-TV) Breaking Down The Bills (MiamiDolphins.com) Sheppard Excited For First Home Start (MiamiDolphins.com) Albert, Sims Listed As Doubtful (MiamiDolphins.com)

http://www.marshfieldnewsherald.com/story/news/crime/2015/09/24/police-clark-co-man-had-sex-donkey/72747948/

Friday September 25 Miami Coverage: With Branden Albert injured, Dolphins’ line could struggle against dangerous Bills (Miami Herald) Miami Dolphins’ defensive linemen eager to end sack drought (Miami Herald) Resiliency pays off for Dolphins' Rishard Matthews (South Florida Sun Sentinel) Pouncey says returning Incognito doesn't 'give a damn about the crowd' (South Florida Sun Sentinel) Branden Albert (hamstring) misses practice again, throwing availability for Buffalo into question (South Florida Sun Sentinel) Who has the edge? Buffalo Bills at Miami Dolphins (South Florida Sun Sentinel) Five keys for victory: Buffalo Bills at Miami Dolphins (South Florida Sun Sentinel) Staff predictions: Miami Dolphins vs. Buffalo Bills (South Florida Sun Sentinel) Given the opportunity, Dolphins receiver Rishard Matthews is producing (Palm Beach Post) Dolphins' Lamar Miller, Jordan Cameron return to practice (AP) Top Dolphins Questions Heading Into Week 3 Against Buffalo (WFOR-TV) Damien Determined To Make A Difference (MiamiDolphins.com) Jenkins Keeps Making Plays (MiamiDolphins.com) Stakes Are High For September Game (MiamiDolphins.com) Dolphins Looking Forward To Home Opener; Other Notes (MiamiDolphins.com) Mitchell Added To Injury List (MiamiDolphins.com)

http://www.philly.com/philly/education/20150924_WCU_students_seek_public_apology.html

Thursday September 24 Miami Coverage: Miami Dolphins coach Joe Philbin has no regrets over Richie Incognito suspension (Miami Herald) Dolphins activate RB Jonas Gray off their practice squad (Miami Herald) Ex-Dolphins TE Charles Clay feels valued in Buffalo (South Florida Sun Sentinel) Ndamukong Suh still unhappy with his performance (South Florida Sun Sentinel) Ndamukong Suh calls Dolphins defensive performance ‘unacceptable’ (Pam Beach Post) Ryan Tannehill still has potential of a playoff quarterback (Pam Beach Post) Dolphins try to downplay Bills G Richie Incognito's return to Miami (USA Today) Suh describes slow start by Miami defense as 'unacceptable' (AP) RB Miller, LT Albert, TE Cameron sit out Dolphins practice (AP) Dolphins face difficult matchup against Bills (The Sports Xchange) Dolphins Add Running Back Jonas Gray To 53-Man Roster (WFOR-TV) Numbers Indicate Tannehill Off To Good Start (MiamiDolphins.com) Dion Sims Back In Action; Other Notes (MiamiDolphins.com) Miami Dolphins Make Roster Move (MiamiDolphins.com)

What is it about Buffalo and poorly-run banks?

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http://www.buffalonews.com/city-region/police-courts/accusers-attorney-says-evidence-tampered-with-in-patrick-kane-rape-case-20150923 http://chicago.suntimes.com/news/7/71/983347/attorney-patrick-kanes-accuser-rape-kit-tampered http://www.wgr550.com/Lawyer-for-Patrick-Kane-s-Accuser-Says-Evidence-Co/21993912

http://www.houstonpress.com/news/buffalo-bills-fans-are-unwashed-savages-w-video-7786054

http://www.achievement.org/autodoc/page/ber0int-3 http://www.nbcnews.com/id/5210564/ns/msnbc-countdown_with_keith_olbermann/t/yogi-berra-was-d-day/

I wouldn't say that you're evil and sinister, but you're definitely ugly and stupid.

Also, WWII Gunner's Mate 1st Class Lawrence Berra, USN, providing gunship support 100 yards from Omaha Beach.

http://www.pressherald.com/2015/09/21/sheriff-says-female-lawyers-wont-be-asked-to-remove-underwire-bras-at-portland-jail/

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/09/21/arts/television/jack-larson-a-playwright-better-known-as-jimmy-olsen-in-superman-dies-at-87.html

http://nypost.com/2015/09/22/government-workers-sue-to-stop-move-to-terrorist-target-one-world-trade-center/

http://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/local/macomb-county/2015/09/21/customer-shoots-suspected-bank-robber-warren/72596868/

https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/social-issues/cancer-stricken-children-and-their-parents-ejected-from-park-near-white-house/2015/09/20/416665a4-5fd5-11e5-9757-e49273f05f65_story.html