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https://nypost.com/2020/04/11/americans-are-boozing-it-up-while-working-at-home-study/

https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/obituaries/mort-drucker-artist-who-drew-humor-from-life-in-mad-magazine-dies-at-91/2020/04/09/e1a1dda0-7a6a-11ea-a130-df573469f094_story.html

https://kdvr.com/news/man-arrested-in-front-of-daughter-at-brighton-park-for-allegedly-violating-social-distancing/

"I WANT MY F****** CHEETOS!" https://www.nytimes.com/2020/04/07/business/coronavirus-processed-foods.html

Watch out for the black helicopters while you're at it

Ya gotta do what ya gotta do

https://nypost.com/2020/04/04/this-dominatrix-is-in-a-financial-bind-because-of-the-coronavirus/

https://apnews.com/e19138ee60f29a319e45bcfba3e39331 Ain't no sunshine Lean on me Use me Just the two of us Lovely day

https://nypost.com/2020/04/02/malaysia-tells-women-not-to-nag-men-during-coronavirus-lockdown/

"You can help people but you need to get one of our City's expensive and time-consuming permits to do so"

Blame Whitey: https://buffalonews.com/2020/04/01/yes-this-virus-discriminates-because-we-still-do/

I'm sure that everyone on this board is doing their part: https://nypost.com/2020/03/31/americans-drinking-crazy-amount-of-alcohol-during-coronavirus-lockdown/

https://nypost.com/2020/03/31/oregon-veteran-95-beats-coronavirus-i-survived-guam-i-can-get-through-this-bulls-t/ "I survived the foxholes of Guam, I can get through this [coronavirus] bull----."

This thread has degenerated into a bunch of personal attacks and is no longer serving a useful purpose on this board. Therefore, a gratuitous photo of a woman with big jugs is needed to restore this thread to intelligent conversation:

Here's one way to wait out the pandemic: https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/coronavirus-thailand-king-maha-vajiralongkorn-grand-hotel-sonnebichl-germany-a9431936.html

https://buffalonews.com/2020/03/28/an-agonizing-decision-stay-in-montreal-or-return-via-buffalo-to-pittsburgh/ There are Americans who do not live permanently in Canada and we are among them. Here for a yearlong teaching fellowship at McGill University’s Max Bell School of Public Policy, this was an opportunity of experiencing cultural immersion, teaching graduate students from all over the world, and experiencing how a multilingual, highly diverse population lives.

What exactly is there to do in Greenland besides stay home and drink?

3 Hours of Sabres brawls: Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5

The usual Hollywood tone-deaf responses: