Blokestradamus

Packers @ Vikings is on Sky so I'll probably watch that. Flicking to Red Zone in the 500 different ad breaks.

Really good matchup in the Texas/Oklahoma game - Sooners TE Mark Andrews vs Longhorns LB Malik Jefferson.

I don't think he's played badly or anything. I think he's been a little less consistent than he has in the past. I wrote this long piece last year on his play in the first half of 2016, might bring up the coaches film and compare/contrast to that.

Hue is chucking the kid directly under the bus. I take back all nice things said about Hue. Rex was the right hire

@corryjoel Saints have a $1,547,773 2017 salary cap charge for Adrian Peterson. There's a $1.25M cap charge in 2018 from his $2.5M signing bonus.

@PhilMackey Adrian Peterson is averaging 2.3 yards per touch the past two seasons...

I sincerely hope Josh can stick with it. I've seen a life torn apart by addiction, the consequences go much further than the person with the problem. Be a father to that little girl of yours. Be the best Josh Gordon you can be.

After the infamous EJ game, I believe he owned the Bills so badly, he became a minority shareholder.

The news is fake!

Official gamebook has Shaq & Washington starting with Kyle, Jerry.

Adolphus is seemingly deemed better than Dareus. I woke up in the twilight zone, apparently.

I would like to walk back from that last sentence in the link

Well, that solves the running back issue

You're probably right on that front. There was a lot of talk about the Patriots doing that but the narrative makes as much (if not more) sense in Pittsburgh. I don't blame him though. He's taken some absolute beatings in the last dozen years. Likely won't get any better facing KC next week.

When I watched them in Week 1, I thought he played poorly but I assumed it was down to being rusty. Especially with Bell missing TC and Bryant not being fully activated until days before the opener. Still had some good moments yesterday but he looked perplexed at times. Dobbs/Landry aren't better options so I imagine that he'll play on for the season but I doubt he plays next year.

Just throw a dildo next time, you idiot. You'll be adored.

This happened about 1am. I was just going to bed, ended up watching this game for another hour. Damn you, Anthony Miller and your wizardry. https://twitter.com/TheJoeMarino/status/916453019990052864

If you ever want to know how badly Russell Bodine is thought of in Cincy http://bengalswire.usatoday.com/2017/10/05/steal-eric-wood-bills-help-bengals/

Whoever wrote the opening to page 3 needs a raise. He's also probably rather handsome.

Hype after a small sample size is typically a bit stupid. I did get to paraphrase Monty Python because of Sam so he's alright with me.

I think Cob O'Korn would be an upgrade.

I'm going to need to listen back to the Broncos game (I re-watch without sound). Not a clue at this point.

Maybe it's just something I've missed in the first 3 weeks but Eric Wood was calling out everything in terms of the line calls. First time in a while I can recall a non-QB voice pointing out the Mike.

"Toughen up, you fat tub of goo" *Plays clearly injured* "Y U NO GOOD?!!!"

One came from Jordan Mills, one from Shelby whooping Richie. The third one was for Deion Jones pushing him out of bounds for no gain If I notice you, you either did a very bad or a very good thing. Kid was solid.