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Playing Whac-A-Mole with the LAMP infected would certainly grow my post count, but come at the cost of sanity. Any meaningful reading of the word current, in the context of best quarterbacks in the NFL, would allow for, or even require, Mahomes, Burrow and Jackson. I’ll let you hang your “I’m relevant” hat on the astute grasp of the obvious that not everyone is at their best every down, quarter, game or even season. That’s how you get, I suspect, to 50 thousand posts. What insight and I’m grateful. The original post, and title, are certainly interesting, unexpected, and infrequent. I will recognize LAMP instincts and nod approvingly as you point out any athlete at any time in any sport can have up or down performances. I will leave the last word to you, suspecting you covet it. PS …. My Hyundai Genesis passed a Ferrari in the shop for an oil change on my way to work. I currently have the better car. True? Perhaps in some oddly disinteresting way. It is, however, an opportunity for me to interject on some Ferrari discussion board, throwing darts at things like gorillas fling poo, all the while building my post count. PSS … you didn’t name your four QBs for my hypothetical GM review. You’re welcome to add the word “current,” a debatable point, perhaps, but one that doesn’t change the outcome. PSSS … there’s another topic today that begins with “When Kincaid plays the entire game the Bills are 7-1”. Quick, go tell him that Kincaid has never played an entire game. It’s a posting opportunity! Adieu!

Loud, indeed. I was there in a suite. The owner of the suite had the windows wide open in January so we could hear, could feel …

No, he said top four. We’ll pick teams tomorrow. I’ll take his four. You take your four. Well ask any GM in football if they want Allen, Mahomes, Jackson and Burrow or any four you name. You’re pointing to three, four, or six week stretches where this guy struggled or that guy struggled. That’s an obvious truism that doesn’t address, let alone negate, his point. ”Tom Brady is the greatest. Wait, Eli Manning beat him in a Super Bowl.”

Jackson was not terrible when Allen beat him. Mahomes was not terrible when Allen beat him. Burrow was playing when Allen beat him. I”d listen to Stafford. But, I’m a biased “pro Stafford” guy. This, by the way, is classic internet self gratification. Someone says “the following took place” with historical significance. Others line up and say “well, yes, but he farted in high school and one of his shirt buttons was untucked.” Allen beat Jackson, Mahomes and Burrow. I don’t care if Burrow’s babysitter wouldn’t let him watch South Park when he was eleven years old. Point out your trees. I’ll enjoy the forest.

I’d listen to a Drake Maye argument. Who else do you have in mind?

Kelly came oh, so close, on more than a few occasions. The closest he ever came was 1990, when he beat Marino twice and Elway once — but Warren Moon beat him 27–24 on Monday Night Football in Week 12 that same year. A field goal away. Overall, he had a winning record against each.

So, you’re saying I got a chance?

Oh, boy. I confess to the usual American lack of understanding of football (see what I did, there?). I do live in Tampa, and have a familiarity with the Glazers, however. I will trust your judgment. Who shall I root for?

I would then post using “interesting observation” language and avoid the “Look at who …” exposé language with triple exclamation points.

We’re Bills fans, loved and respected world wide. They’re Patriots fans, loathed and despised world wide.

I think if he typed like you did in this post, they’d have pulled him. I jest, I jest. I’ve phone botched, too!

I got the original joke. I liked the original joke. This use of “trope” and “irony” is spectacular.

The bandwagon, empty for so many years, is picking up passengers.

How can you hold NFL post game interviewers and not mic the reporters? I’d call this amateur hour, but it doesn’t rise to that level of excellence.

i think I’m there. Bruce, Thurman and Josh are the top three in my mind. Josh, if i’m picking one.