mary owen

Improv, Tempe AZ, 2000 comedian was "Uncle Larry" (?) Awesome ice breaker. she attacked me at the next bar we went to, which was dead. The bartender got a good tip. Good times!

i saw more pics of her on Fox News (TV). Holy crap! http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,146797,00.html "Turner, who teaches physical education at Centertown Elementary, lived at the boy's house "for a brief period of time when she was moving from residence to residence," Warren County prosecutor Dale Potter said. The boy's parents did not know anything about the relationship" you'd think the huge b0ner at the dinner table would have given it away http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0208052teach1.html

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/...g&e=5&ncid=1756

not sure if i'm doing something wrong, but it says it does not understand my directions request. I put the exact same addresses in Yahoo and it works right away. also, when I hit BACK it keeps all that Kansas City info that was in there originally. I'll try it at home. These computers at work suck. Maybe that's the problem?

yeah, but he's more experienced now. he has really refined his game since that time

zero INT's. Bledsoe would have been good for 2 or 3.

anyone can win it.......EXCEPT Bledsoe guys that I think play well enough with little mistakes are Trent Green and Jake Delhomme.

I was right about McNabb......why didn't he run more????? anyone else notice how he waited too long looking for receivers???? Run!! they should've called a few QB draws on 1st down...big mistake.....BTW, TO would've been MVP

i remember that moment like it was yesterday. best call by an official ever.

oh, on the contrary. been reading Simmons for a couple years now. it's all very good stuff. this just struck a note with me because it sounds like something I'd do. And i'm up at 2:54 am.

those poor bastards! (I actually thought Turk was pretty good)

maybe it's my state of mind at this particular time, but this is some of the funniest sh*t i've read in a while Have you been keeping up with the super blog? Most fruitless search: The Steelers AFC championship T-shirt You know how they make all the "AFC/NFC Championship" shirts ahead of time, then destroy the ones for the teams that ended up losing in those games? Sometimes they sell those for half-price during Super Bowl Week, so I walked down Bay Street (near the stadium) and went inside every "unofficial" NFL Merchandise store, hoping to find one for the Steelers that I could give to my friend Dave Dameshek -- the Pittsburgh native who proclaimed that the Steelers had "the best offense in football" two months ago. But I couldn't find one. And that brings me to my last point: If anyone from the NFL is reading this, do NOT destroy those T-shirts anymore. Not only are they a fantastic joke gift, as well as a subtle-yet-effective way to torture your friends, they make for a strangely satisfying memento for fans from the winning team. For example, right after Super Bowl XXXVI, I bought a Rams "2002 World Champions" T-shirt and matching cup that I still have to this day. It's one of my prized possessions, almost like a hunter keeping a deer's head over his fireplace. Anyway, stop destroying this stuff. I don't ask for much http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story...ons/superblog/4

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=1984918

"Hey Dwight, remember this thumb?" http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rid...i/r46755428.jpg

that's why i said blitz when they don't expect. 1st downs and even when an seemingly obvious rushing plays. a blitz can disrupt a run in the backfield, so long as it is cleverly diguised and when you can get one defender to lead the a guard one way, you have a blitzing defender slice right in off his heals. this way, it's not quite an up the middle blitz and not quite an outside blitz. Use kearse wisely. Don't rush him off the edge all the time. Disguise it so it seems as though he will be coming wide but have him drop at the last instant. This will occupy the Tackle rendering him ineffective. let that pressure congest near the middle. Kearse's freaky long arms and range can be very effective defending dump off passes. that's the kind of blitzing. Not when they expect it, and definately not on third and mid to long. That's what the pat's do. It will give you more midfield and deep coverage in the secondary. Brady is not a threat with his feet. And if he does run, he will fumble when hit.

that too i guess

The Eagles must do the following IMO: - Blitz Brady. I don't mean just blitz him but in certain situations. The Patriots are going to bring their usual imaginative Offensive play calling to Philly's D. Ever see Brady flustered? Allot of teams have gained a certain respect for his ability to be cool in the pocket. So take it to him on 1st and 2nd downs every once in a while. Overload that O-line because that's where his success comes from. ESPECIALLY bring the pressure up the middle. Corey Simon needs to have his best game. - Strip the ball. There are techniques to getting around Dillon's straight arm. They should have been working on this from the get-go in practices. - Use TO as the ultimate decoy. Do this early. If the Eagles have success in this area, the Patriots will adjust. They are the best at adjusting during the game. When they do this, IF TO is healthy enough, he can take advantage of this. Pass a few to him on first down. Get some early draw plays going to Westbrook. Then hit them with a few FAKE draws as the Pats will certainly be looking for it again. Let TO do his damage then. - Take the shackles off McNabb. By this I mean let him run. I would even design a few QB draws for him to run on 1st and second downs. That D will begin hesitating just a little bit and that will be to his advantage later on. Donovon is one of the best conditioned athletes in the league. If your screens are getting snuffed out, you could get them to bite on a few fake screens and let McNabb have a chance to make some yards on his own. -Take a few pages out of NE's playbook. Some short passes that allow the receiver to get out of bounds after a 5 and 6 yard gains. I think the biggest key is McNabb being able to scramble. and i'm not talking scrambling to find more time to pass. But scrambling to gain yards. Finding more time to pass only plays into NE's hands. Look at Manning and Rothisberger. They had time and it killed them. any thoughts?

well, i was referring to THIS post (from Valle7878). so f*ck off. I did not say anything about ANYBODY who disagreed about our troops being there. Valle7878 clearly brought "Bush Stinks...next 4 years" to the table. Sounds like you are another "Bitter Kerry Supporter". Got news for you: The W stands for winner. Keep recounting the ballots. The end result is the same. Why don't you read a little more closely next time you decide to jump in.

Bitter Kerry Supporter!!! Bitter Kerry Supporter!!!! HAHA!!!!! The troops deserve better. They support all of us. We can never equal what they do for us. But I won't stop supporting them.

Patriots 30, Eagles 18 MVP = Troy Brown Eagles, Akers FG Westbrook (more yards, not years) Brady

to draw more OJ/RL comparisons, wasn't he accused of STABBING not shooting?

wtf?

a sign of the end because of MY post??? you give me way too much credit. If it's a sign of the apocolyptic end to radical islamic tyranny in Afghanistan, then that's a good thing. Also, have you ever spoken to anyone who has fought in the war? I can tell you I have spoken to many of them. Go to war with this Care Bear mantality which you seek of our military, and you'll fail. Again, when he said this statement that has your tie-dye panties in a knot, he was referring to the enemy....in combat.

i second that. he said it was fun to shoot THOSE DOGS THAT BEAT WOMEN FOR NOT WEARING A VEIL IN PUBLIC glad he's on our side

is he the scariest looking mf'er in Hollywood or what?