First, todd, don't flatter yourself about getting me riled up; you don't have the capacity. And, yes, if you want a passage, here's one:
"Don't cast your pearls before swine."
So I won't.
By the way, humorless one, saying that "todd seems an authority on stevestojan--and delivers a mouthful" would strike most people as amusing. But you are too much on the defensive to read it that way. So who is riled, Todd?
And before I leave your inane presence, try reading the book you excoriate. And don't you even dare to compound your transgression by lying to us and saying that you already have.
Now, oink away! And wallow away in your favorite element. I won't be reading your reply, for you have nothing to teach me.