ExiledInIllinois

***** the LASS Vegas A's! "Show business kids making movies of themselves (Go to Las Wages, Las Wages) You know they don't give a f**k about anybody else (You go to Las Wages) You know you gonna..." Because S.Francisco right across Bay? Why is LA still The Lakers?

Sloop John B

This may be a repeat (but we can do repeats if a song wasn't properly cataloged when posting, right?) Robert De Niro's Waiting

This is getting good! Puff the Magic Dragon I dare you to say that Puff isn't a legit name! https://www.babycenter.com/baby-names/details/puff-1007015 SOURCE: ~SSA

I'd ram this one down Herr Ferguson's gullet in the name thread, but I am not sure "Lumina" could pass for a legitimate name! LoL... I think it could! @muppy

Mary Ann Regrets

Me & Julio Down By the Schoolyard

Yup! AND the person doing it shouldn't quit their day job! +3:25 (3:50...)

Thank you! To the American Bar Association, I rest my case: https://www.babycenter.com/baby-names/details/candy-1025455 I know a guy who's tough but sweet He's so fine, he can't be beat He's got everything that I desire He sets the summer sun on fire I want candy I want candy Hey I go to see him when the sun goes down Ain't no finer boy in town You're my guy, you're what the doctor ordered You're so sweet, you make my mouth water I want candy I want candy Hey Candy on the beach, there's nothing better But I like candy when it's wrapped in a sweater Some day soon I'll make you mine Then I'll have candy all the time I want candy I want candy I want candy I want candy Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey @BringBackFergy Candy Says, Lou Reed (About a transgender person, circa 1969) Thank you! +5 points from the class-action suit against overzealous thread starters. Candy-O This post was merged against my will.

Nice! This ain't your "first rodeo." 😃 😊 Throw in a few pennies, nickels and quarters too! 😉

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Canary "David Hoyt Canary (August 25, 1938 – November 16, 2015) was an American actor. Canary is best known for his role as ranch foreman Candy Canaday in the NBC Western drama Bonanza, and as Adam Chandler in the television soap opera All My Children, for which he received 16 Daytime Emmy Award nominations and won five times." "Candy Canaday" ~Bonanza So please give me the 5 points back and +10 more for your legal malpractice.

I Want Candy

Mary Flies way under the radar:

The Mighty Quinn (Quinn the Eskimo) More popular MMann version, rather than Dylan's original:

Brian Wilson DISCLAIMER: This is merged. Not my doing: @BringBackFergy... I am innocent of any rules violation! Enid

Cotton Jenny Well know you say so after 18 pages! 😆 😉 😜 Pretty tough managing these things, ain't it!

Thanks @GoBills808

Yet... These guys all went on to be stars:

Yup! Gonna have to mix it up across towns and state(s) though. 😆 "GEE! Honey... Will be really gr8 to take this vacation to Wisconsin. Remember to pack the 500 rolls of dimes!" 😏 (ARE we actually thinking like the criminal mind 😆)

Yeah... Father solving it the same way as the kid who threw the sucker punch. 😆... Tit for tat... That'll teach 'em! Again, not condoning the sucker punch, but I'd like to hear why he did it. They were just wrestling for crying out loud... Oh the outrage! Call the police. Press charges! The UNSANCTIONED assault! The crying mom! SUE!

Wrestling is weird in general (no offense) and we are outraged over a punch. Not condoning it. Not sure why he did it, I watched whole match... I can't tell... Outside of what you said about an illegal slam. ??? Yeah... Bad, but haven't disputes been settled like this since the dawn of time? I wonder what he did to illicit this reaction? Oh! The assault, the crying mom, call the police. They were just wrestling... Weird...

I already posted: But I will raise you:

Thanks @BringBackFergy You know how to unifiy...

Lily Was Here:

Anybody do: