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The Jokeman

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  1. John Clayton's reporting that the Bills might look to add a veteran like Marcellus Rivers or Fred Baxter before camp. (somewhat good news on KE, too).

     

    http://espn.go.com/nfl/clayton/qhits.html

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    It only makes sense we sign one of the two considering we worked both out prior to drafting Everett. I prefer Rivers as he's younger and can contribute on special teams if he needs to be moved further down the depth chart if/when Campbell/Euhus are healthy enough to contribute full time.

  2. unreal. I thought for SURE they would tone it down to ease back into the national spotlight. Boy, was i wrong... One of the funniest ones ever. The scene with Pinocchio and Gepetto was unreal. I dont know what was more tasteless, Gepetto trying to get Pinocchio to have sex with him or Chris Rock offering Jesus a joint...

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    That was Chris Tucker not Chris Rock.

  3. :lol:

    That is like a fat guy saying "Gravity just likes me better than you", or me saying my hair likes my pillow more than my head. 

     

    I suppose its OK, because I can be charming sometimes, and that never hurts with the ladies!

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    Another good zinger for those that make fun of you is to tell them God created a few perfect heads. The rest he covered with hair.

  4. I started losing my hair in high school. I tried Rogaine but it didn't seem to do much so I just let it go. All I can say is embrace it and don't let it bother you and have fun with it. I like to tell people I'm not bald but going for the reverse mohawk look.

  5. Fast Freddy is gone.  If you take away that Punt Return for touchdown against New England... I can't think of a single good thing he did for the Bills.  Isn't Roscoe a quicker and faster form of Fast Freddie?

     

    I see Freddie gone, and TD keeping Reed for one more chance... and if he doesn't prove he's worth it... he's gone too.

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    Smith also almost returned a punt for a TD against the Rams. In terms of limited production, it might be because he spent the first 8 weeks on our practice squad.

     

    Smith average punt return avg for his career at GA Tech was 12.2 vs Parrish's 12.7 at Miami despite Parrish having better "clock numbers". Not to mention Smith has better size and a bit more accomplished as a WR.

  6. Can someone explain the whole Aiken thing to me ? I remember him catching 1 flea flicker last year for about 63 yards. Outside of that, he's done absolutely nothing the last couple of years. When people say they like him, I always chuckle.  :P

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    That play is easier to remember than anything Josh Reed has done to date and Aiken has the size to be a quality NFL receiver, not to mention most pre draft publications had him going higher than we got him so there's hope he'll prove to be a steal. As recall TSN compared him to Rod Gardner, which is pretty fair since Rod looks to be a career #3 WR which isn't a bad thing.

  7. Roscoe P. Coltrane= Parrish, Losman (P for initial in JP), McGahee (because he's like a coal train when he runs through the line).

     

    Bennie, Villy and the Duke (Baseball fans should get this one) for the middle of the offensive line.

     

    Gray's Matter for the entire defense since the HC is more offensive minded. Which would allow us to call Chuck Lester White Matter since he has to pass the information on as he's the Defensive Assistant.

  8. I'll say it again, i got a bad feelin Rosenhaus pulls a stunt right before training camp. Bolquin is his latest to sit out. This guy is turning into David Falk. Someone told me, although I cannot confrim, every one of the rookies he has fell from where they were projected. 

     

    Got a bad feelin, I'm just warning you right now

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    I doubt he would since the Bills actually took McGahee in the 1st Round where most teams passed on him.

  9. That's why we will gladly add Josh Reed to the mix.

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    I love how people are so quick to move Reed and at the same time willing to bring on Calico who's done far less than Josh has. Sure Calico has great size & speed but has yet to show anything in the NFL. I mean Tyrone has a whopping 20 receptions in 15 NFL games over two seasons.

  10. I am not entirely positive, but pretty sure, just don't know the specifics. My understanding is that if you draft a player and lose him in free agency, and then do not sign a player of equal or greater value, you are awarded a compensatory draft pick based upon the value of the player you lost in free agency. Correct me if I am wrong, but thats compensation for losing a fee agent, and can be as high as a late 3rd round pick.

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    You only receive compensation for the loss of UFAs. The definition of an UFA is a player that finishes out his contract with his current team and generally been in the league for at least 4 seasons. The problem is the actual details of how compensation is determined has no set formula. It's generally thought about compensation is based on how many UFAs you signed/lost and the production of those players lost. Ie if you lose a Pro Bowl type player you earn more then if lose a back up player. You were correct about the highest a team can get is a late 3rd Round pick.

  11. For the exact numbers:

     

    Through 9 seasons despite Moulds being a backup his first 2 seasons:

                        

                         Andre Reed           Eric Moulds      

    Receptions:    586                       594

    Yards:           8233                      8275

    Y/R:              14.0                       13.9

    TDs               58                          44

    1k seasons     2                           4

    Pro Bowls       6                           3

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