Jauronimo

I'm shocked that the TBD Crime Scene Cold Case Judge Attorney General Advocate Special Victims Investigative Unit Squad or TBDCSCCJAGASVIUS has not yet solved the case. You have the finest legal and criminal minds Lackawanna/Cheektowaga has to offer at your disposal. What the hell is taking you guys so long?

You're asking a lot of f@#$ing questions.

I would collect urine samples from everyone in a 10 mile radius of Shady's home. Time to tighten the net and catch this guy....or gal? The plot thickens.

Has the TBD crime lab released their findings on the forensic evidence? Enhance all the video footage.

He didn't drag her anywhere. In fact, he couldn't get her 125 lb body back in the elevator. Probably why he averaged 2.4 ypc in his last year. Darren Sharper, on the other hand, could carry an unconscious woman for days.

Too bad the right person isn't me.

You can rationalize violence against women any way you want but your analogy rings hollow. You disgust me.

What argument could you possibly have that she deserved this? I'll wait.

Or maybe even charge him with a crime before firing up the Mystery Machine and playing CSI?

God damn the producers of Law and Order and Cold Case for turning every mouth breather with a TV into a legal expert with a focus on violent crime investigation.

I am joking around. I do NOT think hiring legal representation is an admission of guilt or that the innocent have nothing to fear from. I guess my sarcasm was too subtle.

Don't try to slut shame me, you prude!!

I agree. Innocent people have nothing to hide which is why we also are not concerned about our civil liberties. The NSA won't hear me calling my lawyer.

Cornelius Bennett, aka Biscuit, engaged in non-consensual butt stuff with a young woman and was lucky to get a slap on the wrist and was henceforth known as the Anal Destroyer in some circles. Only guilty people retain counsel. What part of affectionately do you not understand?

Your namesake and convicted rapist was known affectionately known as the Anal Destroyer by some.

My man Richie has Class 3 NSA security clearance.

Every year there's a different term that gets driven into the ground by the flapping heads on ESPN and every hack beat reporter. Not long ago it was "pitch count" for QBs recovering from injury which then spread to all players recovering from injury. Will he be on a pitch count, should he be on a pitch count, would you put him on a pitch count? Before that "blind side" swept the league. DEs were coming off the blind side, LTs were guarding the blind side, everyone had to be concerned about a QBs blind side because Ms. Congeniality won an Oscar. Every offseason we get bludgeoned over the head with "smoke screen". Buddy Nix farted in the shrimp bisque! Could it be a smoke screen??? Whaley got drunk and leaked the draft board. Smoke screen or alcoholism?!?!?

Those 12 mins were Petermanesque, however.

The NFL almost folded after that game.

You're not a real fan!! I've never said one disparaging word about the Bills in my life even though they've completely SUCKED for the last 20 years. Still I bit my tongue during this s@#$ show and refrained from calling an obvious flaming pile of aborted pig fetuses a flaming pile of aborted pig fetuses out of love and respect for the worst franchise in sports. Love it or leave it!

I don't like any Gronk spikes so its a pretty safe bet, OP.

Yes, if Allen isn't ready to be an INT machine and McCarron forgets how to throw a football, Peterman is the only other QB on the roster.

Then you know there's no such thing as ghosts. Just scheming old men trying to buy rundown carnival land on the cheap.

For beef, salt, pepper, and oak smoke is all you need.

I'll take that bet but you seem very sure so I want odds. 3/1 they don't win the Cup next year.