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So I am wondering if a pack of rabid squirrels visited any of you yesterday? Still have a set swinging? Especially Very Wide Right. Apt username. It won't let me quote all 8 of you sorry arse fans... Here is a sampling though.

What if there were no hypothetical situations?

Ha. No I don't. Know a few characters named Bob, but none from Michigan. Ironically, I do know a Herb from Michigan. Youth + Stupidity

Try Pot? lol. I smoked pot for 30 years. It cures nothing. Been clean for almost two years.

If you can do the removal and install yourself, I say rebuild. If you can't it is a much harder decision. Labor will kill you on that. I just gave my daughter a 2000 Civic with 178,000 miles on it. Perfect first car for her. Parts are cheap it is easy to work on. If it dropped the transmission tomorrow, I would pull it and take it in for the core charge and get a rebuild. How is the rust on it too? Don't those 2003 CRV's have some substructure rust issues?

Wuss. I had a nail infection under my big toe once, hurt like hell. Doctor said he was going to have to relieve the pressure. He pulled this pen looking device out of a sealed package an hit a button on the side of it, the tip of the pen proceeded to turn bright orange. He took it and burned a hole through the middle of my big toe nail. I have never experienced pain like this before and I have had many broken bones and stab wounds. He did not give me a local as he said it would not help as there was no blood flow to get the local to the location. He did however warn me that your nail bed has more nerve receptors than other part of your body. I lived through it. He gave me an antibiotic, all was good. Culture came back as Staph. Fast forward three or four weeks. The hole in my big toe nail had almost grown all the way out, and guess what? the infection came back. Dr. had to burn another hole through my big toe nail. I told him if it came back, the next time he saw me I would be falling down whiskey drunk prior to allowing him to burn another hole through my toenail. That is hands down, the most painful f'ing thing I have ever experienced in my life. Thankfully the infection did not come back. I think you will live through your amateur pedicure gone wrong.

Back in the day I used to crack 40 dozens eggs every morning for Hardee's breakfast. They made their biscuits from scratch too. Worked at DQ and BK for a while too back then. Both use the Niecomatic Broilers to cook their burgers, grilled chicken, and toast their buns. Pretty slick little machine. Although we use to use steamers at DQ quite a bit. I can remember resucitating 5 and 6 hour old hot dogs with those things.

I am surprised they have not come up with an injectable. Drill small hole in skull, inject impact cushioning foam, profit.

While the song is dog excrement, Bud light is dog piss. I suppose if you like to urinate it would be a good choice.

Boy I don't know, you guys are debating dog excrement. That might be the freshest dog excrement, but it is still dog excrement. Dude should not quit his job at Noco.

What kind of fan predicts their team will lose? I may think think that, but I never say it. It's just like I tell my kids, if you tell yourself you are going to fail -- you will undoubtedly fail. May the testicle gnawing squirrels come visit you as well.

May a thousand rabid squirrels gnaw your testicles off in little bites.

This is pretty much spot on. I lived in St. Louis for about 6 years after high school my whole Mom's side of the family is like 6 generations deep there. This is Bill Bidwell and the Cardinals take two. Almost the exact same circumstances. St. Louis will not miss the Rams until they are gone, much like the Cardinals. Ironically, I was a football Cardinals fan when I was a kid. Neil Lomax, Otis Anderson... Good times. Then Bill Bidwell ripped the heart out of my chest and I picked up my Dad's team. Funny how things work out. Otis Anderson killed us in 25. And it's not just Missouri, there is a huge fan base on the East side. Belleville, Alton, Wood River, Edwardsville, Troy, etc.

Talk about premature ejaculation... I am pretty sure there is a pill for this problem.

No but you do have a little Yoda to you.

My bad thought you were talking about Wood 70, he is the holder there.

In step 2, that is borderline holding. I got a dollar if we were playing the Patriots there would have been a flag there.

I have been to many games at Lambeau and Arrowhead with my Bills colors a flyin'. Great experiences and great banter at both places. I consider them to be exceptions to the norm. I would carefully consider going anywhere else in Bills colors. If I went to an AFCE stadium I would bring reinforcements.

{Pokes Yolo's post with stick. Mumbles. Moves on.}

28-3 Bills, Luck gets broken.

Shady, weakside Wham or Trap. 22 yards. 10 first downs.

The visiting locker room should be painted pink and have a my little pony theme to it.

Whores. All of you.

After this season is up, it will be very interesting to take a look at Brady's stats and NE fumbling stats for that matter. The league is probably going to be watching pressure closer than a crack smoker watches his rocks. They will now be doing things like adjusting for atmosphere and using NIST approved gauges, My guess is that this season footballs will be more inflated than ever. Wonder how Tommy's little girl hands will deal with that?