BringBackFergy

This whole story makes my hair stand on end.

I’m concerned.

Tyrod Taylor taught me a great lesson during his stay here: How to clearly enunciate the words "Throw the $#@!ing BALLLLLLLL!!!"

What time will Pinto Ron start the BBQ and ketchup show? If he's not going, can tailgaters use the hood of your plow truck for food prep?

^^^ Was once voted "Most Likely to Breathe"

^^^ Will no longer refer to moderator Buffalo Bill as "The Big Bad Wolf" in all of his private messages like he has for the last few years.

^^^ Promises to enjoy the company of extended family...even if he is drawn toward setting a coyote snare for them in the living room.

^^^ Resolves to stop supporting mead’s habit of doing anything naked in public.

I played for about an hour while having a beer (or two). It's a nice escape. BUT, if I play for longer periods of time, my adrenaline gets all out of whack....seriously. LOL I have to give it a rest for a few hours and then go back and play again unless my wife has chores for me.

^^^ Will be more attentive to directions in threads.

^^^ Will refrain from wooing cougars under the age of 68

^^^^ Will make a better effort at attending 518 luncheons so Levi and Fergy don't have to listen to Mead brag about his vacuum.

^^^ Promises to knit more and enjoy the finer things in life (like Dr. Phil, Dancing with the Stars, and "hummus burgers")

Long story short?

^^^ Be more open and accepting of mead's sexual proclivities.

^^^^ Has committed to vacuuming everything in the house each morning....and when I say everything, I mean "everything" (think "picnic table" guy)

I wonder what some member's resolutions will be...guys like DC Tom, ShadyBillsFan, Gugny and Dunkirk Don probably have some really interesting resolutions that will guide them during 2018. My resolution: I will learn a new hobby like calf roping or barefoot mountain climbing with no safety lines.

^^^ Has the highest "views" of this news article of any TBD member visiting this thread.

Moscow could also be west of Buffalo because the earth is round...but "flat earthers" like you wouldn't understand that concept.

Dave - I added/invited you to the Call of Duty club. Whether you get PS4 or XBox.

Bring your vacuum!!!

I am pleasant, cordial and professional as well...kinda

^^^^^^ Science Fiction Theater t-shirt designer

Hot? No, but they are extremely pleasant and accommodating to clients/customers, so that goes a long way in my bidness. That's a good thing to keep doing. The support staff appreciates it I bet. When I opened my own shop, I started a SIMPLE IRA and the ladies contribute to it and I match their contributions at the end of the year (by April 15). It's not huge, but in addition to their Christmas bonus, it's extra money they didn't have to work for. I treat them well and pretty flexible with personal days/vacations, and they keep things running when I leave for a vacation or go fishing for asian carp.