up until Mahomes the Chiefs were the gold standard in boring providing about 20 years of boring football between the end of Joe Montana and Mahomes. Yes, I guess Trent Green could throw a decent forward pass between concussions but my memory of that is fleeting. Watching Alex Smith flick his wrist on these 7 yard screens was the height of football boredom. Yes the Chiefs had good RBs for decades yet they still managed to bore us with dink and dunk, move the pile football. This is not to say they weren't good. Rarely a year went by when they weren't in the playoffs. Mahomes has changed all that.
Today I pass the torch of boring to the perennial runner up to the boring gold standard - The Tennessee Titans. They have been boring since the Jeff Fisher years. Their offensive game plans were drawn up on the back of a napkin. That's not to say that McNair, Eddie George and Derrick Mason weren't great players. They most certainly were but their 3 yards and a cloud of dust offense were terrible to watch. Things haven't improved since Mariota was drafted. They still dink and dunk and rarely throw a pass 20 yards +.. Give my insomnia cure award to the Titans
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