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stuvian

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  1. up until Mahomes the Chiefs were the gold standard in boring providing about 20 years of boring football between the end of Joe Montana and Mahomes. Yes, I guess Trent Green could throw a decent forward pass between concussions but my memory of that is fleeting. Watching Alex Smith flick his wrist on these 7 yard screens was the height of football boredom. Yes the Chiefs had good RBs for decades yet they still managed to bore us with dink and dunk, move the pile football. This is not to say they weren't good. Rarely a year went by when they weren't in the playoffs. Mahomes has changed all that. Today I pass the torch of boring to the perennial runner up to the boring gold standard - The Tennessee Titans. They have been boring since the Jeff Fisher years. Their offensive game plans were drawn up on the back of a napkin. That's not to say that McNair, Eddie George and Derrick Mason weren't great players. They most certainly were but their 3 yards and a cloud of dust offense were terrible to watch. Things haven't improved since Mariota was drafted. They still dink and dunk and rarely throw a pass 20 yards +.. Give my insomnia cure award to the Titans don't forget sex toys in the end zone
  2. he's right in that Green Bay should have no natural advantage over us as a destination. If Josh is a franchise QB it will attract talent. The proximity to Canadian strippers is not to be underestimated as an important draw as well
  3. Why does Troy Aikman always look like he's been suntanning on a volcano? Jerry Jones for executive of the year
  4. You don't have your best player return kicks
  5. Why do the Saints use Kamara as a return man? He's their best weapon. If he goes down there will be some uncomfortable finger pointing
  6. Did you see him weak arm that throw? That topic deserves it's own thread
  7. Eli Apple's coverage is rotten to the core Gallup was looking forward to playing in Mexico till he got the trots
  8. If Teddy Bridgewater comes in for the Hail Mary it could be a thread filled evening
  9. yes he pays the networks but he's so poor he can't pay the cheerleaders. That's what the big Sally Ann kettles are for
  10. Brees' arm looked suspect in the warm up. Ask me again after a few beers
  11. I only go there to sell my season tickets for pennies on the dollar manage my season ticket account
  12. this thread is my George Costanza Frogger moment
  13. I bought Bills season tickets so I'd get first dibs on home playoff games.
  14. Your job sucks! No your job sucks more! Do you think Pegs would spring for a hot tub in the stadium? If it numbs the pain of losing meaningless games in December, why not? Now that we have "playoff experience" on our resume, we're golden right? Ha ha Will Khan pay your salary in pound sterling if you move to London? Hope you're psyched for another decade of fail The only Saint you resemble is a Saint Bernard I'm going to process that smile right off your face
  15. they'll bring in Eli or Carr this off season. Then we'll see if he really can coach
  16. He can be the lead back in a two back offense but his days of getting 25 carries a game are over. If our passing game had any threat he'd be serviceable but it isn't.
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