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http://tutorial.math.lamar.edu/pdf/Laplace_Table.pdf

Given our dismal recent record, I consider this guy the face of the franchise:

So if the NFL considers Toronto a "potential NFL city," Larry Tanenbaum will have to eventually divest his 25% minority ownership interest in the NHL's Toronto Maple Leafs? Wouldn't surprise me if he has put options that allow him to sell that 25% stake to the two 37.5% owners of the Leafs whenever he wants, but I wonder if he's prepared to divest his interest in the Leafs in order to complete a purchase of the Bills (assuming he can get over the other hurdles to being the winning bidder)? I suppose the answer is yes, or he wouldn't be part of a bidding group. Either that, or the NFL has advised him that they would make an exception for him.

My brother Darryl's theory is that when Kelsay decided to retire, he passed the photos (that allowed him to get a suspiciously large contract) on to Moorman. The team didn't believe Moorman had those photos, so they cut him. When Moorman proved he indeed had the photos, the team decided they better re-sign him.

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Forget the polls, what we really need is a Dolphin cheerleader stripper pole cam. If we're gonna de-mean women, it should be those with allegiance to our AFC East foes.

Nomination accepted, but:

Nickell Robey has already been nominated as the most correctly rated Bill in this very thread, and you can't say that about him.

Well I guess that means there were at least a few non-nollidgible posters who liked the Maybin pick when it was made, which would certainly make Maybin uncommonly incorrectly rated. But if Jim Kelly was even less uncommonly incorrectly rated, wouldn't that make Kelly more correctly rated than Maybin? At least that's how my brother Darryl sees it.

You may be right, but personally I'm gonna wait and see how he responds if he ever takes a huge hit in the Pro Bowl from some all-world guard or tackle. If he responds to the big hit like Moorman did, that would make me think that Alonso's over-rated. If you're gonna be correctly rated as a Pro Bowler, ya gotta be able to shake off a big hit, regardless of how much the Japanese TV announcers talk about it.

Scott or Bobby? Maybe Beerball's right about the time aspect of the question.

Sorry if I missed quoting you. But maybe you missed the part where I said I agreed with you about Cordy Glenn. Gotta admit, though, that now I'm having second thoughts. I don't think most nollidgible posters believe Maybin was correctly rated, but do you think Cordy Glenn is more correctly rated than Jim Kelly?

Cordy Glenn is pretty good, but he isn't the same caliper player as either Lawrence Taylor or LaDainian Tomlinson. So regardless of which one you consider the ultimate LT, I have to agree with you there.

He was playing for the NFC at the time. Guess which conference the Cardinals are in? It's not my fault there's so much confusion about the hit the Amish Rifle took.

Only in the Northern Hemisphere, because of the Cory Olis heat index effect.

Who has time for research? But just to satisfy you, here's proof that it was Moorman who took the big hit in the Pro Bowl. If you watch the clip to the end, you'll see that the hit was so big, they even talked about it on Japanese TV. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTtOaDvf8co

There are widely varying opinions about Manuel on this board, so if you're saying that it makes no sense to consider Manuel correctly rated, that's bound to be true for some posters, but not for others. I would have preferred a little more thought about whose correctly rated and whose not.

Trent Cole of the Eagles did go to the Pro Bowl in 07: http://www.pro-football-reference.com/years/2007/probowl.htm But even if he was correctly rated as a Pro Bowl caliper player, he was never a Bill as far as I know. Can't say whether he ever lived with his sister, though. By the way, that 2007 Pro Bowl roster lists Fitzgerald as a Pro Bowl receiver from AZ, so maybe that's where the confusion arises about Fitz taking a shot in AZ. Lots of people got the Fitzpatrick name wrong and called him Fitzgerald even though he played in Buffalo for quite a while. I always preferred just using his nickname - - the "Amish Rifle" - - didn't matter to me that he wasn't a techno-geek.

Pretty much everybody now agrees that Trent was over-rated by Bill Walsh, so if you want to nominate Trent, you should do it in the "over-rated" thread. Besides, they play the Pro Bowl in Hawaii, not AZ.

Trent never made the Pro Bowl, so I'm pretty sure it was Moorman.

There just seemed to be a logical hole in the threads about how Bills players are rated, so I thought I'd fill it. My vote is for Brian Moorman. He seems to be accurately rated as a washed up punter. He's never been the same since he took that big shot in the Pro Bowl. Kinda like when Fitz took that big shot from the Arizona safety after a promising start to a season one year. Which Bill do you think is most correctly rated, and why?

Re midterm Senate races: http://www.cnn.com/interactive/2014/politics/key-races/

October Sky. Not sure how it did at the box office but I had never heard of it before a friend recommended renting it.

Why do people always talk about angels dancing on the head of a pin? I'd be more interested in how many can dance on the pointy end. Rumba? Waltz? Hip-hop? Polka?

Well, I suppose going blind could be a problem for a Rooskie cop, so they had to do something . . .