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I get laughed at for the foot thing and you get to play pocket pool in public? What's up with that?

The Electric Company turned on the Juice back in the day, but if Wood opens a hole I bet Boobie also gets excited.

you and your teeth don't sleep together.

If we start cloning and re-naming dictators, I want Adolph Williams to be our offensive coordinator, and Idi Williams at guard: http://content.time.com/time/covers/0,16641,19770307,00.html In his prime, I bet Idi could pancake Wilfork.

If so, you probably don't post here much, but you meet one of the requirements to be hired as an "accounts payable coordinator" for the Bills: http://footballjobs.teamworkonline.com/teamwork/jobs/jobskey.cfm?s=Bills But don't lose hope if you're a jerk. A pleasant attitude is NOT listed as a requirement to be the team's "accounting manager" or its "payroll manager." Was there an accounting department purge?

None of them attended, much less graduated, from A & M. The older one, however, has become known as a "solution implementation resource who specializes in change management" - - he simplified the job description on his business card: http://www.someecards.com/usercards/viewcard/MjAxMS0zZmYxMjdiN2E0N2JhMzg4 Roll Tide

Apparently, it's now two guys in the analytics "department:" http://www.rochester.edu/pr/Review/V77N1/0601_lyons.html Wonder if Marrone's really on board with using them?

http://6abc.com/news/teen-working-as-zombie-in-corn-maze-killed-in-accident/348811/

Remind me never to eat pie with you.

Magic Johnson has other commitments, so the Jaguars mascot can now be the "spokesman" for the ebola virus.

More specifically, neurobiology: http://www.buffalonews.com/city-region/billsx2019-offensive-coordinator-playing-the-brain-game-20130722

Some facts: 1. He has a bachelor's degree in molecular engineering from MIT plus an MBA from Univ. of Rochester - - then worked for Xerox for 26 years; 2. The analytics dept. now consists of him and one other guy; 3. He hasn't missed a Bills home game since 1989. http://www.rochester.edu/pr/Review/V77N1/0601_lyons.html So we have an OC with a degree in neuroscience and an analytics department director with a degree in molecular engineering from MIT. So they oughta be bright enough to figure out how to win, right? I wonder if they know that Fitz went to Harvard?

I have a question - - why isn't "phonetic" spelled "fonetic?" You know, because it involves fonics.

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/10/01/china-searches-pigeon-anuses-bombs_n_5912100.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular

Now there's red haired blue ticks all in the South Love got me in here and love got me out

No, some dogs. http://blog.dogsbite.org/2013/07/beyond-the-interview-essay-of-a-fatal-pit-bull-mauling.html

Yeah, and I agree it makes the site less credible. OTOH, I've seen the aftermath of a pit bull attack on a child. You have to factor in the likely severity of the injuries from an attack, not just the likelihood that an attack will happen. There's a reason why dog fighting rings use pit bulls, not labs.

So I guess you prefer muff diving on the grounds that it's fair to both teams?

I may be dumb But I'm not a dweeb I'm just a sucker with no self esteem The Offspring

If muffs were returnable, you'd have more guys trying to scoop the muff and run, and less guys diving for it. Is that more exciting? Depends on who you ask.

Key word being "firearm." I solved a pesky critter problem in a dense urban environment with a high velocity pellet gun, which was entirely legal despite the "firearm" ban. Tough part was creating a safe background for the shot - - wound up taking it from my roof for the down angle into the ground of my own yard.

I may be in the minority on this, but if it was up to me, I would let people keep their existing pit bulls but prevent any further breeding: http://www.dog-bite-law-center.com/pit_bull_attacks.html

People are working on the energy storage problem for wind and solar - - haven't thought about how practical or successful this particular approach might eventually be: http://www.freeenterprise.com/infrastructure/could-mit-startup-s-liquid-metal-batteries-save-us-electric-grid?utm_source=Outbrain&utm_medium=Wallpost&utm_term=Desktop&utm_campaign=Status http://www2.technologyreview.com/tr35/profile.aspx?trid=972 http://www.google.com/patents/US20080044725

Apparently, some think that "Bear" with BBQ sauce on a Hawaiian bun is quite tasty: http://abc7news.com/news/man-cooks-ex-girlfriends-dog-and-fed-it-to-her-police-say/307139/