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http://www.tshaonline.org/handbook/online/articles/hrntr

New 2015 report released by Stanford: http://www.theonion.com/articles/scientists-speculate-extraterrestrials-may-have-co,37686/

http://www.theonion.com/articles/study-finds-millennial-generation-stays-on-phone-w,30725/

Fair enough - - arm. I've seen Jim Abbott pitch, and I watched the season of The Amazing Race where the woman surfer who lost an arm to a shark attack more than held her own against able-bodied competitors. Although my injuries weren't severe, I once had a leg in a cast for a few weeks, and on a different occasion had an arm in a sling for a few days. The leg problem had a much bigger impact on my daily activities. So for me - - arm.

So you figure that South African Olympic "blade runner" guy's dead model girlfriend has a sister?

Well, what if we cut off your hand or your foot first and re-attached it to the mechanical replacement for your arm or your leg? The question was really about losing an arm or a leg, not about losing a hand or a foot. I don't know what other recreational activities are important to you, so which would it be? Arm or leg?

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I know nothing about the "bimbo wannabe actress" he's dating, and I'm no fan of the guy. But unless his marriage vows included something about what he promised to do for the first year after "death do us part," or he started getting involved with the bimbo while his wife was still alive, his current dating habits may say something about his judgment, but they don't reflect poorly on his character. His kids should be happy he has a life, cause their mom was the one who died, not him.

If she was Paulina Columbia from Vega she'd have a more credible claim to being Miss Universe. I could get behind her as Miss Earth, however.

If I could bring just one back today? Bob Kalsu

How about March 14 in 159 AD?

I always liked "Love On a Real Train" by Tangerine Dream in the late night train scene in Risky Business: and I also thought "Humans Being" by Van Halen in the competitive storm chasing scene in Twister was pretty good, too:

Rex Ryan

January 20th, Dear diary, People are so mean. They tease me because they think that coaching the Bills to a winning record for the first time in like forever isn't really a miracle, so I haven't earned the right to be called Saint Doug. Well I've got news for all the haters. If I can't perform miracles, how did I get my dog to author his own video diary? 'Splain that to me, Mr. Whaley. When the Pope visits Philadelphia, I'm gonna give his whole Ynez this link, and we'll see about who deserves sainthood: I miss my testicles, too, Saint Doug

January 19th Dear Diary, Thought I had the Fireman Ed Doug gig with the Jets, but the helmet was too small. I tried to persuade them that the small helmet made my hose look bigger, but to no a veil. Go figure. I've still got coach of the Orange on my resume. Maybe I'll look for a team named the Lime or the Tangerines or maybe even generic Citrus. Fruit teams always love me, Doug

January 18th, like really late at night (or is it early in the morning - - who cares, I can sleep when I'm employed) Dear Diary, Things are looking up. Remember Fireman Ed, that Jets so-called "fan" who quit on his team? Woody says I'm the perfect guy to replace him - - they've still got the fireman's helmet for me to wear. I've got a private interview for the job soon (I wonder why they called it an audition?) Don't know if I'll have to bring my own hose to the games - - mine's pretty short so maybe Hack-it can hold it for me. XOXO to me, Doug

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Liffey Skender is complaining about the school name? Liffey?

You ever see Tom Brady play the real world Bills in a game that mattered?

Well assuming that's all true, the solution is pretty simple. For every kamikaze songbird that splats against the stadium, the following year you put a domestic cat wearing a video cam in each hedgerow infested with killer cowbirds. You pay one guy to monitor the video feeds, and when the cats have killed just the right number of brown-headed cowbirds the guy stops watching the video feed and herds all the cats back into the stadium. But you need to start with an accurate count of the number of kamikaze songbirds that splat into the stadium each year. So you have a fan promotion - - any fan who brings a dead kamikaze songbird to a home game gets to pick out a free kitten from the cat quarters. Net impact of the new stadium on the songbird population is zero, you create a video monitoring job to help the local economy, brown-headed cowbirds get what's coming to them, and fans get free kittens! Everybody wins (except the cowbirds).

A little more info about what happened: http://www.foxsports.com/buzzer/story/arroyo-valley-coach-michael-anderson-suspended-after-beating-bloomington-high-161-2-011515

Disagree. The NFLPA approved a collective bargaining agreement that contains a standard form player contract that gives each team the contractual right to cut a player (even if he has a multi-year contract). Exercising a contractual right to terminate a multi-year contract does not amount to "failing to honor it." Here's a link to the 2011 collective bargaining agreement: https://nflpaweb.blob.core.windows.net/media/Default/PDFs/General/2011_Final_CBA_Searchable_Bookmarked.pdf It's really long, but the standard player contract starts at page 256. Section 11 of the contract, at page 260, reads:

You have about as much imagination as Doug Marrone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJhjf7KUyko