Buffalo Beeeews

You know what's funny? Everytime I get on this board, or NFL.com, or ESPN.com or any other NFL talk website/message board that discusses "rumors" or "trade talks" or "Big free-agent aquisition", it just makes me wonder what is going on in the evil, shallow mind this year of one, Russ Brandon. The evil genious, marketing "guru" of the Buffalo Bills. Last year, the "big move" was Terrell Owens. The guy who was allegedly supposed to be the guy to get us over, into the playoffs. While all the experts claimed that Buffalo still lacked a quarterback to throw the ball to T.O. and an offensive line to protect the quarterback we didn't have, we didn't want to hear any of that. Owens was here, tickets and merchandise were being sold, and this move got Brandon off the hot seat for another season. Owens even sold the idea to us fans and the community that he "wanted" to be here, while the experts, including the always dispised (on this board, anyways) Chris Mortensen stated that nobody else wanted T.O. and the proof was that he had signed with the Buffalo Bills, a small-market, cold weather, floundering franchise where Owens would be the "big-fish" in a rediculously small pond. And again, we didn't want to listen to any of that either. We were the Buffalo Bills, a proud franchise who has a great winning tradition. The reality of it is, we do not have a winning tradition. Are there any more loyal fans than we are? Maybe not, maybe so, but we are extremely loyal to our team. A winning team? Um, with exception of the years 1988-1993, sprinkled in with the years of 1996 and 1998/1999, that's essentially 9 years out of 50 years this team has actually been formitable. Yeah, you may be saying to yourself: "Hey boso! We went to four consecutive Superbowls!, thats something nobody has ever done before!" Yeah, that...that is a feat, to us maybe...But to any other fan of any other team, we're the team that went four times and dropped the ball four years in a row. We don't have a thing to show for any of that. That's the reality. Now any time we hear trade rumors, whether it'd be McNabb or the newest one, Mike Vick, we all like to act like we're a little smarter, little wiser than years past. "We don't want that dog-killing, pot-smoking ex-con in our city and on our "proud" team!" REALLY? If Brandon brought in Vick today, how many of you wouldn't go renew/sign up for season-tickets? The truth is is that all it takes is one big move to bait you, put you in the seats, buy the # 7 jerseys, and all is forgiven with Mike Vick. He'd be this years guy to "get us over", and you'll feed Russ Brandon's wallet for one more year of bologna! Whether you believe this or not, I have not bought a ticket to a game since 2004. I'm not claiming to be any wiser than any of you. In fact, look at my screen name. I bought into it just like all of you, but they've got ZERO of my money in 6 years and they'll continue to get zero of my money until they do this thing the right way. Either develop a rookie QB, or see what Edwards or Brohm have, or what-have-you. If Vick signs tomorrow, will I be excited, absolutely not...absouletly not. The guy does not have the tools anymore, and he's basically, barely a "gimmick" quarterback anymore. The next one is, "Well, we're better off that the Oakland Raiders are, they're a mess!" REALLY?, are the Raiders not one QB away from competeing in that division? Raiders have a pretty good offensive line, don't they? They've built that up pretty good over the years. Did they miss on Jamarcus Russell? Perhaps. Recievers are pretty good, Heyward-Bey doesn't exactly look like a bust, does he? "Oh, well Tom Cable is a tool! He assaults his own assistants!"...So? Don't you kinda wish someone would've re-arranged Jauron's hideous-looking face over the last three years? I want that kind of aggression, hell, I NEED that kind of aggression. So, to sum it up, I'm just kinda waiting for the Bills to make that "big-splash" and get Vick, because I do think they will, and read all of this "I don't want any part of this guy" talk then, because something tells me I won't see, nor hear any of it if it does happen. And if it does, my money will not be donated to the "6-10/7-9 Foundation" once again, sorry Russ, I need more propaganda than Vick to buy, even a nose-bleeder in Orchard Park in 2010....

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Wwwwhat exactly are you getting at...? Yes, I know who he is, I just said he is on NFL network talking about a team drafting a RB with the first pick, when they have two formitable backs already. Don't try to justify it. 99 % of you on this board just like to disagree with people just to disagree and basically say nothing in response to any post or take. It doesn't make any sense and you know that, and Charles Davis knows that. Somebody has to be bold with their mock drafts and the NFL picked him. It makes ZERO sense and you know that and the other 40 douchebags that wrote on this post know that. If you want to talk about football, talk about football. If you want to talk junk to guys, go to Philly, or NYC, or SoCal where guys like you get off on talking smack about, well, nothing. AAAAAnd yet again, you all know more about football than I do...What an ass-am-I.........sorry......

One mans trash is another mans treasure...(See Bledsoe, Milloy, Mitchell, Gailey, Donahoe, Incognito, Klopfenstein (Parts I, II, III, IV, V, VI...), Fitzpatrick, Owens, Stroud, and lets not forget the latest...Rashard Mendenhalls brother (BROTHER!)

Hey Idiots: IT WAS A FREAKING JOKE!...Holy crap, lighten the hell up! Of course its not "logical"! Of course "it wouldn't work in Madden"! Of course some douchebag living in his mom's basement would put a few smily-faces banging their heads against animated walls! Of course all of you know football better than I do! What an ass-am-I! Let me step away from the keyboard and let all of you "experts" have at it! Excuse me....

Look, I don't know just who in the hell this Charles Davis is, and, I do apologize if this was already posted, but I gotta get this off my chest. Charles Davis is a straight up, bona-fide, JACKASS! I mean, how big of an idiot, would you have to be, to say that a team which has Fred Jackson and Marshawn Lynch (say what you will about him), will draft C.J. Spiller with their first pick?! You know, we all like to crack on Mort, but this guy makes him look like Vince Lombardi. Hey Jackass, WE NEED A FREAKING QUARTERBACK AND AN OFFENSIVE TACKLE! Exactly how did this guy become an analyst on NFL Network?! I mean, is this guy an ex-ballplayer? 3rd or 4th string? Waterboy? Jock-strap cleaner? Or, did he just fall ass-backwards into this job with an Oxford education? I mean, he does seem like he is intelligent, but an NFL draft "gu-ru"? Come on NFL, come on "shield", come on son!...CHILD, PLEASE! Does this guy understand what would happen if Goodell walks up to that podium holding that card in his hand with the Bills on the clock, flickering on the bottom of your screen "Buffalo Bills current selection"....With the 9th pick in the 2010 NFL Draft, the Toronto...ERRRRR...Buffalo Bills select....RUNNING BACK C.J. SPILLER, UNIVERSITY OF CLEMSON"......UH OH! Now, I don't want to even dignify this guys "expertise" with any kind of analogy, but lets humor him.... BUFFALO WILL NOT BE A PLEASANT PLACE TO BE!

Washington has traded for McNabb, so ClauSen will not be going there. So I have a brilliant idea for Buffalo: Trade Lynch, Parrish and Whitner for another 1st round pick (stretch, I know...), Draft ClauSen at 9, with the other 1st rounder, via the trade, take you're Offensive tackle. Round 2: Tim Tebow. Guaranteed to have a QB of the future one way or the other...Well, maybe....(It is Buffalo!)

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Say the Bills do go QB in Round 1 with the 9th overall pick, who do we take, boys? Now, before I give you my selection, I just gotta say this Culpepper thing is really scaring the ever-living-hell outta me! I mean, he really has only had one good year in 10 years. That of course, in 1999 with Moss and Cris Carter and a mean D. Then, there's the Daunte Culpepper of the last five years. A frogettable stint in Miami where he fumbled like he was idolizing Kurt Warner. A stop in Oak-town where, well...THEY'RE THE FREAKING RAIDERS! And, lets not forget the perfect-seaon two years ago in the D. 0-16! Daunte, go take your tape to someone else, ideally Bill Belichick comes to mind! He's always looking for has beens (in your case, never was's) to back up his golden boy in case his wheel gets dinged again. You'd be doing all us Bills fans an even bigger favor by signing with "Mr. Fell ass backwards into a dynasty." Okay, now onto the draft and the QB. I'm still not sold on Tebow, I mean the guy is changing his thorwing motion? All sings point to UH OH with Timothy! I know Bulldog on WGR has a "Tebow-ner". but keep it to yourself Chris! Then there's Jimmy Claussen. This guy has all the tools, but somethin' just doesn't smell right about this updated version of Rick Mirer/Brady Quinn, etc... Maybe its the stench of failure that his ND coach Charlie Weis left behind...or maybe its just Claussen stinks from having his head up that 18 wheeler sized behind of Weis'. I vote for Colt McCoy. I followed his career since the beginning and McCoy can flat out play QB. He's got the gun and the wheels and I think he can make us good almost immediately, provided we don't put that catastrophe Buffalo calls an O-line in front of him! What-do-ya think Bills nation?

Because he's terrible!

With the NFL being primarily a passing league these days, I believe the Bills need to get more out of their Tight End position next year. Terrell Owens was signed last year to relieve Lee Evans of double teaming, but, as it turned out, T.O. has indeed hit the wall, and, yes Bills fans, you do in fact need a QB to throw the ball to recievers, and, more-so, an offensive line to protect ANY quarterback, even three lousy ones. Now, that being said, I think Shawn Nelson needs to be more involved in pass-catching next year. The QB(s) very rarely threw at him last year with us having to cater and pander to Owens last year, however, when Nelson was thrown to, I thought he did VERY well. Nelson has good size and good hands, and more production out of him and the position will be key, yet rarely discussed, in Buffalo's turn around. He's a guy nobody ever talks about, but I hate seeing talent wasted only to go elsewhere and be productive. Chan, get this guy involed down the middle of the field next season, BIG MUST!

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I miss those days as much as asyone. But, the fact is...IT WAS 20 YEARS ago. 20 years since these parasites have given you, me and every other Bills fan anything to be excited about! That is pathetic. Its also pathetic to see a bunch of people, grown men like myself, cry, piss and moan about something that happend 20 years ago. Its also pathetic that this joke of an organization is so incompetent that virtually nobody is going to renew there sason tickets this year. Guys, listen to yourselves. Read what you just posted...Its pathetic. This organization is pathetic. There are NFL fans, then there's us! We are Bills fans, loyal Bills fans! We're a different breed. And we deserve better than having to watch NFL films dangle something in our face that happend 20 years ago. STOP!

That's INCREDIBLE!.

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Joey Porter is a really good...trash talker. His best days are back in Pittsburgh, no big deal.

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In the immortall words of T.O.: "No, Not really..."

Actually, Ralph and Buddy Nix were in attendance, but Buddy had to wheel Ralph into the bathroom to change his absurdly loaded Depends while Tebow was out throwing. ESPN's Adam Schefter reports...Stay tuned to ESPNews for updates on another boring offseason in Buffalo.

May I suggest to you to change the subject of your post to: "Marcus Stroud should be traded."

Hey, dude. They beat us 6-3 in last years "painty-waist" classic. Call it a hunch, but Cleveland will win 3 more games than us: Cleveland 3-13, Bills...(do the math).

Who cares, we're Bills fans. It'll like skipping that monthly doctors appointment to get that shot in your ass.

Mr. Wilson, Mr. Nix, Mr. Gailey, if any of you read this board, on behalf of all of us who pay our hard earned dollar on tickets to your crappy stadium and go out of our way to find places to watch you fin new ways to lose, I'd like to sum things up by saying, wait for it...BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING, BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG, BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRINNNNNNNNNNNNG, BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG, BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIING, BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG, BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN N NNNNG....A-FREKING-GAIN! HAPPY 6-10 TO YOUR OLD ASSES! (And, for mister Nix: to your "BEhind")

Bad take. You need some sort of veteren whether he's a starter or a backup. The Bills would be a DEAD TEAM WALKING if they draft a QB, with Trent and Brohm...I don't like that take, thats not a very good take!

I'm all for a guy having heart, but point blank-He's not good enough to be a starter in the NFL.