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Here in the SF Bay area, they are predicting snow this weekend down to about 2000 feet or even lower.Last time that happened, the 3800 foot tall mountain that I can see from my house had about 2 feet of snow and it lasted a week. The 1000-1100 foot hills about 2 miles away had a dusting. Global warming my ass. It's 35 right now (7:30 AM). We have frost on the roofs and grass.They are predicting a high of 45 with rain on Tuesday!!!! Fresno, which is in the Central Valley of CA at an altitude of 300 feet has SNOW today! They also got a few inches of snow in New Orleans today. Is Gore traveling the south today? It must be the Gore effect. Whenever he talks about global warming at a conference, the city has unusually cold and bad weather.

I see Herr Goebbels is still alive and well, or is it Baghdad Bob?

I think you are remembering the rumors. In the Superdome there were reported rapes and murders. That never happened.I think one or two people died of natural causes and there were a few fist fights, and the toilets didn't work, but no widespread anarchy. The police were too busy saving people, except that one woman cop who was seen on a surveilance camera looting herself.

I saw looting, but there weren't riots after Katrina as I remember.

Some teams are shaky, but some like San Jose are solid and sell 15K tickets for each home game. Helps if you win consistently.

JJ Sr. has tons of $. Just look in his secrets Swiss account. All that shakedown $. JJ Jr also has tons of $. Daddy shook down Anheiser Busch and got him the distrubtorship for the Chicago region.

Why didn't you just shiv the mofo?

More Mallow Cups.

Looks like you ban from Google has ended. Again, what is your line of work?

He loves salmonella.

Menopause???

Well. I and several others have asked you what you do for a living and you've been silent, so we assume it's McD's. With the level of your screeds, that is the most logical conclusion.

Obama's chickens have come home to roost!

Lesson #1 from the Clinton playbook.

And Barak Hussein Obama

I see you watched Family Guy this week.

The local radio station noted that in ALL the wire stories on his arrest, NOT ONE mentioned that he is a dem. If he was a republican, it would be in the first or second sentence.

Whatever he has has to be numb.

We'll be fighting in the streets With our children at our feet And the morals that they worship will be gone And the men who spurred us on Sit in judgement of all wrong They decide and the shotgun sings the song I'll tip my hat to the new constitution Take a bow for the new revolution Smile and grin at the change all around me Pick up my guitar and play Just like yesterday Then I'll get on my knees and pray We don't get fooled again The change, it had to come We knew it all along We were liberated from the foe, that's all And the world looks just the same And history ain't changed 'Cause the banners, they all flown in the last war I'll tip my hat to the new constitution Take a bow for the new revolution Smile and grin at the change all around me Pick up my guitar and play Just like yesterday Then I'll get on my knees and pray We don't get fooled again No, no! I'll move myself and my family aside If we happen to be left half alive I'll get all my papers and smile at the sky For I know that the hypnotized never lie Do ya? YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! There's nothing in the street Looks any different to me And the slogans are replaced, by-the-bye And the parting on the left Is now the parting on the right And the beards have all grown longer overnight I'll tip my hat to the new constitution Take a bow for the new revolution Smile and grin at the change all around me Pick up my guitar and play Just like yesterday Then I'll get on my knees and pray We don't get fooled again Don't get fooled again No, no! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Meet the new boss Same as the old boss

Find Dave Chappell's Blind black white supremacist bit. One of the funniest things I've ever seen.

Elliot using the intelligent sounding version of "I know you are, but what am I?".

My father was stationed on Ford Island in the late 40s-early 50s during the Korean War. There was no Arizona Memorial yet, just the twisted burnt superstructure poking up above the water. The also had left a lot of the bullet holes in in the hangars to remind the servicemen what had happened.

A friend worked at the Cavages (record store chain for the youngsters) HQ in Cheektowaga. They had a program where inmates at Attica could buy albums from them. Chapman ordered all the Lennon albums. The boss there said no F'n way they would send them.