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I was thinknig of deep frying some turkey this weekend, and I wasn't sure if fryers are allowed in the stadium parking lots... Anyone know?

You can be honest with me... I'm not wearing a wire.

Wrote the first words that came to mind... I'm sorry if it sucks. Take Me Home - Abbott Rd. (John Denver's Country Roads) Almost had it. Inept Offense. No balls coaching. Defense bent than broke. This **** is old here Playoffs just a memory. Johnson, Losman, Edwards God I miss Kelly. Abbott Rd.... take me home there I'll drink... and get stoned God-damn Bills, Why'd I come here Take me home now.. Abbot Rd. All this traffic, going nowhere. Minor accident, freakin female driver. I'm feeling crusty, tear drop in my eye Why did we have to punt it? Thanks god, next week is a bye! Abbott Rd.... take me home there I'll drink... and get stoned God-damn Bills, Why'd I come here Take me home now.. Abbot Rd. We made some noise Even had a beer poured on me My wife calls to remind me to buy tampons on the way And drivin down the road I get a feelin That I should have stayed home today, yes today Abbott Rd.... take me home there I'll drink... and get stoned God-damn Bills, Why'd I come here Take me home now.. Abbot Rd. Abbott Rd.... take me home there I'll drink... and get stoned God-damn Bills, Why'd I come here Take me home.. Abbot Rd. Take me home now.. Abbot Rd.

Trent appears to be as uninspired as our head coach... and that is a product of coaching. On top of that, he sucks... either by his own doing, or by offensive design. Look at Aaron Rodgers. His line didn't give him any more protection against the Vikings then Edwards gets on a weekly basis. Meanwhile, he still took shots down field and managed to go over 300 yards passing.

lets not get carried away with this... time for a check down

was that a slant?

Josh Reed is going to have a big second half.

A little off topic... but with those shades, Jauron looks like he belongs on a "Touch Catch a Predator" epsiode of Dateline.

2009 Buffalo Bills - It burns when we pee.

Cool As Ice Starring Vanilla Ice, in an early 90's retake on Devil Without a Cause. Aside from the flashy clothes and brilliant rap skills, we were also treated to these earth changing lines.... "Drop that zero and get with the hero!" "Yo, you axed me." "Sharper than the point on the tip of a nail."

Freeney's combine results per ESPN.com 2002: Dwight Freeney, Syracuse -- Colts (1st round, No. 11 overall) Freeney is a great example of how an experienced general manager can sift through the combine and find gold. He is not prototypical in all of the measurables. He is not small, but he is short (6-1). However, the Colts realized a 4.48 40-yard dash time, 37-inch vertical leap and 28 reps of 225 pounds on the bench press were terrific numbers for a 266-pound man. Because of his combine workout, Freeney skyrocketed to the 11th pick and has been a standout for the Colts. Profootballweekly.com indicated prior to the draft that he had run a 4.42 (unofficial).

Bottom line... if the powers that be put a high emphasis on getting the top TE in this draft, they have to take him at 11, because he will not be there at 28. Baltimore or Philly will take him first. Brown will be there at 11, there's no doubt in my mind. Orakpo might, and at this point, I'm not really sure which one I'd like more. If there was any possible way to slip back, I would, because Brown will still be on the board later... but not at 28. My most likely scenario is that we take Brown at 11, because Orakpo will go a slot or too before us. If Pettigrew was available at 28, I have no problem taking him over the 5th best OT in the class. I'd still take a Center in round two and move on from there.

"He has good football speed." - aka can't run the 40.

They also have Detroit taking Curry with the #1.

I know it's over the "decade" requirement... but Tony Gonzalez worked out pretty well in 1997. I think you left out some other first round TEs taken outside of the top 15 picks in the first round. 2000 - Anthony Becht @ 27 2002 - Jeremy Stevens @ 28

100th Post - So it's got to be true. Brown - With Orakpo going to SF before us, this will be a nice reach for the talking heads to discuss Britton - Somebody has to play tackle Mack - Comes in at center opening day You can pay me in beer at opening day.

Going with a fad is never "timeless". The only new look that I really like is the Baltimore Ravens. I love the black on black.

Once we make our first pick, the entire order of need will change again. DE to me is the biggest need. Assuming that some ridiculous gift doesn't fall into our lap (Monroe, Curry, Jason Smith Crabtree or possibly Raji), I think we have to go DE. At that point, LB is no longer as glaring a need, espcecially with so many holes on the offensive side. OT is the second biggest need. Assuming that Monroe and Jason Smith are gone, and that we took a DE at 11, who's likely left at 28? If Andre Smith is still around, he's worth serious consideration. If not, you're looking at Ohr or Britton. I assume that Pettigrew is gone by that point. Second round... we need either a Center or a Guard. Our new FA pickup will play which ever we don't fill. I think Unger or Mack fit here. The top guard is Levitre, but he's a reach at this point.

DE, OT, TE, OG/C, LB

I guess it depends on who you're talking about. Under no circumstance can I justify taking Stafford or Sanchez, unless you've already worked a trade in the background. I really don't think either will be spectacular in the near future. If Curry, Jason Smith or Monroe fall to us, it's a glaring need and they'll be the best available = no brainer. The big question comes with what happens if we have our choice between someone like BJ Raji or Crabtree vs. Orakpo. Personally I think if the choice is Raji or Orakpo, I take Orakpo because he's just as highly rated and fits a bigger need. Crabtree appears to an elite WR, and barring his injurry he could have been the concensus #1. I have a hard time passing up the best talent in the draft and would want to take him, even though we don't have a desperate need at WR right now. I know that this hasn't worked for Detroit, but Crabtree doesn't appear to come with all of the baggage that Charles Rogers or Mike Williams. I wouldn't mind 3-4 seasons with Evans and a (Calvin Johnson or Roy Williams type) after TO leaves.

If there were such a clause, which I doubt there is, it should be for a minimum number of targets and not catches. That way it's in the OC's hands and not TOs.

It also doesn't hurt that reserve players for the Pro Bowl tend to be "specialty" type playsers. Last year there were 7 Pro Bowl QBs vs. 4 Centers. Each position only gets one player on the field at a time, but nearly twice as many QBs get chosen. In 2008 there were 8 QBs... that's 25% of the league's starters. WRs can get to the ProBowl as a WR or a kick/punt returner.

More info is needed. It all depends on what the discussion was about. If you were debating politics, it might be worth apologizing for being a douche and leaving. If you were discussing the fact that he flys a Dolphins flag on gameday, you may need to buy a pistol. **** If he was trying to talk you into filming a threeway between he and both of your wives, I'd agree but end up only filming the women.

He's a good posession receiver, but lets not get carried away. He doesn't have the speed that Welker does. He was a beast at Yards After Catch in college, but that hasn't translated thus far. He's a very good blocker too, but I don't think that will translate to a ProBowl spot.

I disagree. Last year Jackson found and hit the hole much better than Lynch in my opinion.