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You do this? I try to bang the ones I haven't talked to that much. Pick up smoking, MDP. Not only will it help keep you slim, but it's a really easy way to have conversations if you like the skinny smoking type of girl. Smokers unite outside of bars, since we're all ostracized now. And this has been said a million times in various forms, but it's worth saying again: don't give a !@#$. Just don't. If you care less, you'll be more confident in your interactions with women. If you're more confident (and you're not a friggin weirdo [that means no lectures about hammers]) women will be more attracted to you. Attraction is highly correlated with sex, believe it or not.

Appropriate

But those aren't until after 12/21/12.

Constantine But I'm pretty sure they wrote that part with him in mind, so it might not count. Also this

Keanu Reeves sucked in all of them, but the first movie was pretty good.

It's pretty good for fast food.

If you haven't learned by now that Crayonz is an unapologetic neo-"conservative," then there is no hope for you.

Happy happy, gents!

Because there is a war on for your mind.

It doesn't matter how many times you get rejected. Does. Not. Matter. You can get rejected 100 times in a day. But if the 101st girl says "yes," you're getting laid that night. Or you're getting a number. Whatever. I don't know how fast you're looking to move.

The actual video shows some areola. That's about it though.

This tourism video might help you out:

You need a new monitor bro

From what I understand, her weight tends to fluctuate too. She looks like a different person from picture to picture.

Dear lord

Those commercials with Sarah McLachlan creep me out. She's just a creepy woman. Maybe the pet commercials hit closer to home? It's not every day that you see little African children walked past your house on a leash.

This article isn't about masturbation.

As jboyst pointed out, it's because she's 6 feet tall. "Plus size" isn't quite accurate. Most women who are at her weight are significantly shorter.

Did the ketchup one, only to myself. And I think everybody has walked into a sliding glass door or screen at some point in their lives. Right?

You'll bring down all of Hollywood by pointing out that what you did wasn't THAT good.

Absolutely disgusting. Wouldn't touch with a 2 mile-long pole. Those of you with broken sarcasm meters, this is your redemption.

Not sure about that, either. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1259238/Karl-Lagerfeld-admits-using-high-class-escorts--doesnt-like-sleeping-people-really-loves.html

Actually, he kind of does.

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I like the new avatar