BRH

I believe I already answered this question in a previous thread.

Amen to that. I went to a Bills-Browns game at Rich when I was 11 and I learned many new words. And I considered myself fairly knowledgeable in that lexicon prior to that game, too.

I too think we can win, but only if we hold them to fewer points than us.

Better Ronald than that creepy-ass Burger King guy.

The next assclown to post in this thread better tell us what the press conference was about.

Now that the Stojan/Simon debate seems to have simmered down, does anyone have any advice about what to say to the customs officer if you're going to the ballet?

Yeah, that last part. Except I wouldn't tell them to eat a sock. Maybe I'd tell them to eat something that rhymed with sock, though.

Here's a question I always wanted to ask. If you're going to the Ballet, do you tell the customs guy that? What if it's a customs girl? And she's hot? I would think you'd just say "I'm here for sightseeing." Then you're not lying.

I heard they were going to fire TD and MM and have reached agreement on a contract with ICE to serve as president, general manager, and head coach! We'll win a Super Bowl this year!

Does anyone else agree with me that WHEN we win a SB it won't feel nearly as sweet as winning one of those four would have? I feel like I lost my football innocence during those years and winning one now wouldn't make me happy so much as it would just make me want to give a giant :I starred in Brokeback Mountain: to the football world for all the crap they gave us during those years. If that makes any sense.

The man has a point, people. Or have we forgotten about Jeff Hostetler? John Fourcade? Todd Marijuanavich? Tom Brady, his first year? I think we'll abuse McNown like we did Mike Pagel the last time we played a Browns squad this sorry. But I remember a lot of times when we said that about some backup quarterback on Friday and felt really stupid and pissed on Sunday night.

I think it was the 1982 season opener against Marv Levy's Chiefs where I saw a huge sign draped over the wall in one corner of the end zone that read "RALPH WILSON: DEEP POCKETS, SHORT ARMS." This was just a couple of years after the Bills had the #1 pick in the draft (thanks to trading O.J. to San Francisco) and couldn't sign him, as OSU linebacker Tom Cousineau went to the CFL instead. In 1983, Cousineau came back to the NFL and the Bills still had his rights (not sure if it still works that way; doubt it), so they traded the rights to Cleveland for their first-rounder... which they used to select some guy named Jim Kelly. And, of course, Kelly went to the USFL. It wasn't until 1986 (Polian took over as GM on 12/31/85) that the worm turned: the USFL went belly-up, Polian signed Kelly instead of trading him to the Raiders (as everyone thought would happen), he drafted Will Wolford and Ronnie :I starred in Brokeback Mountain: Harmon in the first round, and midway through the season he and Ralph fired Hank Bullough and replaced him with Marv Levy, right around the same time Polian plucked Steve Tasker off the waiver wire from Houston.

I was going to say I'll let people know how long it takes to get over Ronnie Friggin Harmon dropping that ball in 1989 as soon as I get over it. :I starred in Brokeback Mountain: Ronnie. But 36 years... that sure does trump 15. Hm come to think of it I'm not over Ron Smith slipping behind Bill Simpson in the 1980 playoff game in San Diego, or that delay of game penalty on Lou Piccone's first down against the Bengals in 1981. But 36 years.... jeez. This is what I have to look forward to?

Every time I see Trev Alberts, I curse him for making Mel Kiper a star.

Et voila, le solution (third from top). I have one. I also have two kids.

1. I thought Gregg Williams knew what he was doing. 2. I thought Antowain Smith was the next Earl Campbell. 3. I thought the Bills in 1985 should have drafted Doug Flutie instead of some guy named Smith from some hick college in Virginia. 4. I thought Jerry Crafts was the next House Ballard. 5. I thought Ronnie Harmon could catch a fuggin football.

That would be so cool. I've done two MLB games in one day (A's-Brewers in the afternoon at the Coliseum; Giants-Reds at night at the 'Stick), but doing two NFL games never occurred to me. Are you sure you can make it out of the Cincy parking lots and to Indy in game-night traffic in time?

I would have called up Carwell Gardner and told him to come down and meet an old friend.

I wish this one DID go to 11.

I'd be more frickin' impressed if Michael Hart and Greg Paulus were going to SU, and if Marquise Walker had gone as well. When you can't keep your own, it says a lot about you as a recruiter.

This is one of the best "bumps" I have ever seen.

As did I. What are we doing hanging out with these maroons?

Me hungry too. Remind me that morning; I think I'm good to go that day.

You all would rather go back to the days when we had Bob Griese doing every Bills-Dolphins game, Bob Trumpy ripping the Bills during every Bills-Bengals game, and Dan Dierdork on all the other games? I don't think Tasker is that bad. If you listened closely you could hear some real backhanded compliments to the Dolphins, such as when he said he had a "newfound respect" for the organization after playing against them for so long because they're now "so professional," etc. Meaning he had no respect for them when he was playing them.

Good thing for the Cowboys that Bledsoe and the Bills softened the Seahawks up last week and showed them how to do it. I mean, really, ICE. Give it up.