BRH

HAYWOOD: Goin' somewhere, Meat? HAYES: About ninety feet.

Dorn: It says right here in my contract that I don't have to do any calisthenics I don't feel are necessary. What do you think of that? Manager: [drops contract on ground, unzips pants, urinates loudly on contract, walks off]

And yet another thread hijacked by the SpikedLemonades of the world.

I prefer to cite the case of Ric Ocasek and Paulina Porizkova.

But that can't be right! Everyone appreciates Drew here.

"That's not your plane. THIS is your plane."

"Oh bull sh--! I have a MUCH better body than she does!"

"Too high. Too high!"

Yeah... like "They're stevestojantty."

Juuuuust a bit outside!

I wonder what that makes Mack Brown and Texas.

And if it was the Dolphins playing Al Qaeda? I'd have to think a bit on that one...

One would think that since the NFL actually runs the draft, they would have the right information.

I did hear it! At the time it was 16-7 PGH. After that we drove to a FG to close it to 16-10 just before the half, and then Nate took that pick to the house, and then we drove 90 yards from our 1-yard line... and then... and then... All I can say is, they should have played it again.

I was there and I have to say I was disappointed that we let 20,000 (at LEAST) Steeler fans buy tickets to this game. Of course, they no doubt snapped them up long before our fan base thought there was a glimmer of playoff hope, but it was still depressing to see. By the way, a big :I starred in Brokeback Mountain: to the fat !@#$ two rows ahead of me who kept turning around and chanting "Buffalo Sucks," and to the 12 Iron City-guzzling azzholes right in front of me who took up eight seats (with four of them standing on the benches in front of us). That said, it was plenty loud when the Steelers had the ball. Plenty loud.

In my opinion, the lack of no-huddle AND the unwillingness to stretch a backup secondary with a few deep balls early in the game really limited Bledsoe. It was almost as if a coaching braintrust that had slowly but surely loosened the reins on Bledsoe decided in the last game to take away two of the things that he's shown over the last six weeks that he can do very well. I'm not exonerating Bledsoe; he made some bad decisions and some poor throws. But to change the offense in the last game? Yes, I know, the Steelers are a better defensive team than most of the ones we've played this year, but they were playing with half a deck at most.

You owe me a new monitor, man!

When he looks between his legs, can he see the whole quarterback behind him?

I got a kick out of the lead paragraph: That didn't work for Fabrizio in The Godfather, as I recall. Anyway, I started writing Prickso an e-mail a few times and finally gave up. I'd have better luck reasoning with my two-year-old son.

Bingo. I can name about 20 NFL teams (how 'bout them Cowboys, for example) whose fans would be all over a journalist for ranking them dead last at 0-4.

Did he tell you why he dropped Moorman's pass and the interception at the end against Miami?

I think they should make a bet on whether the contract was signed. Loser has to retire.

As opposed to Greggo, who always had the perfect game plan and the right call for every play, if only the players would have executed it.

The best part is the outtakes at the end.