SageAgainstTheMachine

You think it's time to go for Spiller? You should go to his house and burn a lower-case "t" to let him know.

Tennessee basketball is perhaps the only major program where the women are a bigger ticket than the men. That's owed 100% to Pat Summitt. This is some really sad news.

I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS! that mini-rant of Walt's sent a chill up my spine, brilliant stuff.

1:33 in the video is absolutely priceless.

Interesting take. He just doesn't strike me as an organic character, especially on a show that's ostensibly about the darkness of the human spirit.

I agree. I think the team will show marginal improvements in a lot of different ways from last year and finish somewhere in the territory of 7-9, and that next year's draft will hopefully do for the offense what this year's seems to have done for the defense.

I wouldn't be so sure about that...apparently he's broke and not allowed to head overseas because of a weapons charge. He's not exactly the type of player that's going to sign a lucrative deal with Nike, so where's his cash flow going to come from?

I feel ya there, man. But if I think of it this way...if Kelsay played for a competent organization he'd be known as an above average second stringer who's great in the lockerroom. He'd come in when another player needed a breather, and might even start a few games due to injuries. Heck, he'd probably pick up a couple sacks and be a fan favorite. As it stands, he plays for an organization that's convinced he's a starter for whatever reason.

Why would you hate a man for not being good at football? And really, you only hate him for not being good at football relative to other NFL players. Relative to everybody in the world, he is shockingly good at football. If you read this board, Chris, I like you buddy!

Why do black QBs only get compared to other black QBs? What, aside from a strong arm and playing in the SEC, do Newton and Russell have in common?

It's true though. I don't know if I've spoken to a single member of my generation who watches the talk/variety shows with regularity. Then again, I wonder what the networks could put on at 11:30 PM that people actually WOULD watch?

To each his own, but shows of that persuasion are just becoming more and more irrelevant. When the baby boomers get too old to stay up past 9, they'll disappear entirely.

I've had sex with Rick Perry.

Ignoring all the douche nozzle stuff on the account, the guy still uses MYSPACE?

Pat Moran used to sing baritone in a barbershop quartet in Skokie, Illinois.

Is Delonte West qualified to work at Home Depot? I'm sure he's a very important person in his own mind, but off the basketball court he's just another idiot criminal. If I'm a manager, I don't want that guy under my employ.

Pat Moran is reporting that we will finish 9-7, and that we can torture his family with a soldering iron if he's incorrect.

This guy seems like a peach.

Kelly Holcomb is coming back maybe? I like how Moran "apologizes" for the tease, and then teases us anyway. What a guy.

I'd put even money on this.

Imagine how big of a story this would be if it were the Patriots and Jets getting colluded against, instead of the Bills and Bengals.

Love it. When Williams, Merriman and Dareus knock Sanchez out, Kyle should be the one who gets to teabag him.

Don't get me wrong, OCin. It seems as if you know your stuff a lot of the time. It also seems as if you're convinced you know everything and that any contrary opinion is invalid simply because it challenges your omniscience (I'm not talking specifically about this thread, by the way). When it comes to rare moments of legitimate conversation, you bring a good deal of knowledge and even a certain understated wit to the table. More often, though, you're preoccupied with writing mini-diatribes about how stupid other people are because they fail to comprehend the incontrovertible truth that you always seem to brilliantly recognize. That's the impression I get, anyway.

I must have imagined it when Bobby April was passed over for Perry Fewell for the head coach job.

I don't like bottle episodes in any series, so "Fly" definitely wasn't my favorite episode. I'd push through the boredom, though. The premiere of Season 4 is more than worth it.