Captain Caveman

Apostrophe Police, pull over!

You know he was cleared of these charges, right? Someone else was actually convicted if I'm not mistaken. As for my biggest creep, I don't know if I would single out one guy. I went to school at Fredonia in the 90's and heard some stories of really terrible player behavior when training camp was still there. But everyone knows about the jerks. How about the good guys? Who have you met and been pleasantly surprised by?

Not when others vote to impose their beliefs and thoughts on the rest of us. More accurate to say: Forty-six percent of Americans believe in the creationist view that God created humans in their present form at one time within the last 10,000 years.

He made the international sign of the donut...

Nailed it.

Seriously? To me this guy is the guy they find to say the crazy **** that none of the other crazy guys will say. There are some smart dudes on this show, this guy does not strike me as one of them.

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And billions elsewhere in the world have a much worse time of it. For me, the interesting point of the article is that the human experience doesn't change all that much, and everyone struggles. Dude obviously had some issues even when he was playing - calling his agent 3-4 times a day for 8 years?

Polar Bear. I'd make him wear one of those lame dog sweaters though.

Dude, our whole locker room will wind up with some wicked staph infections. http://www.google.com/search?q=kellen+winslow+jr+grapefruit

I enjoy the series, but I think 90 - 95% of what they're saying is bs. There are things that we can't explain, it is unfortunate that their default answer is "therefore, aliens".

I think it's pretty common for the #1 pick to sign early since they can start negotiating before the draft, but I've got no cold hard facts for you.

Gloating about a review from rookie camp isn't sarcasm, it's stupid. I was just pointing out that you obviously do not hate to say I told you so, since you do it without any significant evidence of being correct.

Did these shows say they hated to say I told you so before talking about how Russell Wilson may unseat Tarvaris Jackson? You're gloating about a rookie camp report. Have you read the rookie camp reports on our guys? It means nothing.

[This is an automated response] You obviously do not hate to say "I told you so." As a courtesy to the other board members, please use a more accurate subject line. The topic starter can edit the subject line to make it more appropriate.

I live in NJ, but I'm writing this from Sao Paulo Brazil. I've been here more than I've been home since April, so maybe I can claim residency for the purposes of this thread.

Don't let the door hit you in the ass.

Guys, there's a whole other forum for this bull ****. Now can someone start working on that Brewster's Millions remake?

You could've told him sooner. Brewster's Millions remake anyone?

Actually that 7th rounder making the team vs a vet taking the same roster spot could have saved us some cash. For a player of Fred's age, guaranteed money is the only thing that matters.

You might want to bribe the rabbit into taking a fall. Rabbits like carrots, and if I'm not mistaken, other rabbits.

Yes, but what kind of car do you drive?

pfft, amateur.

Hasslebeck sounds like a whiny douche. Waagghhh, some other players were also involved and weren't punished. That's the argument of a 10 year old. Douche.