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You didn't affect the kid's future actions one way or the other.

It's kind of like "Huskers" for "Cornhuskers" in Nebraska. Except in Florida, a "Tusker" is someone who peels tangerines.

Ah, yes. His patented "Salisbury Steak" routine. It never caught on in Bristol.

I just have to say: I can't believe how much some of you know/recall about the XFL. The only thing I remember about the league was an article in ESPN the magazine about its tryouts. They had these 38-year-old former high school jocks trying relive their glory days on the gridiron, only to realize some of them were about 300 pounds past their prime. I can honestly say I never watched a down. It wasn't on purpose -- I just somehow never caught it on TV.

I can't even read the name "John Clayton" and not think about his mythical hidden ponytail. As far as Maybin goes, ehh.

He was bagging roadside trash for the community.

Oh, there's not doubt they look horrible. But that's why I like them. It's like if "Tron" had a football league. This is great.

The uniforms should look second-tier. It's a second-tier league. Traditional color schemes can get dull after a while.

Niiiiice. Don't know why I imagined the Locomotives would be black and red.

Three words: Jeff. George. Kidding.

The more people he slaps around, the better.

"Greats" are true rarities.

Same.

We don't know anything about their relationship.

Or when he set the world afire with his blazing collaboration with Blizzard Man.

Championship!

A total slap in the face to the ever-growing "classy" mascot population.

throwing anybody "under the bus." or "drinking the kool-aid."

Nothing spells sure hit like a Fox sitcom. Seriously though, I'd watch it. No worse than the crap I watch now.

Why bother?

HA!

Don't quit your day job. Wait, I think my response belongs in the bad cliches thread.

Fine! No tweeting for me until Maybin signs, either. Although I don't and never will participate on Twitter.

If they traded Myers, I would puke.