A guy at work told me he actually put on shoulder pads and a helmet for some TV show, but had hands of stone and couldn't get his head around and find the ball while wearing a helmet. That being said, my co-worker's an idiot, so who knows.
Nah, you're good. Though you went a little crazy with the ellipsis there at the end, but whatever. Scrappy dudes usually fail. Par for the course. Later.