Chef Jim Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 Bands pissed their music used at Gitmo. We have spent the past 30 years supporting causes related to peace and justice. To now learn that some of our friends' music may have been used as part of the torture tactics without their consent or knowledge is horrific," the American rock band R.E.M. said in a statement posted on CloseGitmoNow.org. "It's anti-American, period." Their music has been torturing us for much longer than it was used in Gitmo. I knew there was a joke there somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 Bands pissed their music used at Gitmo. Their music has been torturing us for much longer than it was used in Gitmo. I knew there was a joke there somewhere. It's so much funnier if you read REM's quote while listening to "Shiny, Happy People". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frit0 Bandit0 Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 Ruhal Ahmed, left, shown at a 2007 news conference, says he had to listen to hours of music at Guantanamo. Durka Durka Muhammed Jihad you %$#^^^$$ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Adams Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 It's so much funnier if you read REM's quote while listening to "Shiny, Happy People". If you blared that song at me, I'd talk by the second refrain. No french fry lights necessary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 When they tortured the terrorists with REM, did they make them stand in the place where there are. Then face north and think about direction and wonder why they haven't before? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeviF Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 I would break down and give away any and all national secrets if they made me listen to Limp Bizkit for hours on end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frit0 Bandit0 Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 When they tortured the terrorists with REM, did they make them stand in the place where there are. Then face north and think about direction and wonder why they haven't before? NO .. They just thought it was the end of the world as we know it In Retrospect water boarding wasn't so bad after all unless you used a variant which was popular in the beginning consisting a water hose to the anus and a 2x4 to the noggin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 I'm more surprised at some of the songs that AREN'T on the list. No torture music list is complete without "Muskrat Love" or "Mandy". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justnzane Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 I'm more surprised at some of the songs that AREN'T on the list. No torture music list is complete without "Muskrat Love" or "Mandy". ABBA... the undead pedophile in my avatar....Sade... Seal... Devo... Dweezil Zappa... Any modern country... Any modern pop... Eminem singing about his daughter... Yanni... am I missing anything? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemur King Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 I'm more surprised at some of the songs that AREN'T on the list. No torture music list is complete without "Muskrat Love" or "Mandy". I have a theme song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 I'm more surprised at some of the songs that AREN'T on the list. No torture music list is complete without "Muskrat Love" or "Mandy". Mormons seem so up tight about sex that the Gitmo officals probably don't want to give them any ideas. Are muskrats native to Cuba? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 ABBA... the undead pedophile in my avatar....Sade... Seal... Devo... Dweezil Zappa... Any modern country... Any modern pop... Eminem singing about his daughter... Yanni... am I missing anything? How about some web based video Bills game previews filmed in the same bunker Osama uses? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frit0 Bandit0 Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 Very apropos: http://www.anncoulter.com/cgi-local/article.cgi?article=310 OOOh **** ... don't get me started Normal human beings -- especially those who grew up with my older brother, Jimmy -- can't read the interrogation memos without laughing. At Al-Jazeera, they don't believe these interrogation memos are for real. Muslims look at them and say: THIS IS ALL THEY'RE DOING? We do that for practice. We do that to our friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 OOOh **** ... don't get me started Normal human beings -- especially those who grew up with my older brother, Jimmy -- can't read the interrogation memos without laughing. At Al-Jazeera, they don't believe these interrogation memos are for real. Muslims look at them and say: THIS IS ALL THEY'RE DOING? We do that for practice. We do that to our friends. Jimmy Bandito? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 I'm more surprised at some of the songs that AREN'T on the list. No torture music list is complete without "Muskrat Love" or "Mandy". A few rounds of "Seasons in the Sun" followed by "Sundown" and they'd be squealing like a pig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frit0 Bandit0 Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 Jimmy Bandito? Yeah Jimanito Bandito Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 Yeah Jimanito Bandito Frito Pendejo? I like money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted October 23, 2009 Author Share Posted October 23, 2009 I guess I only have myself to blame but now I've got at least a half a dozen terrible 70's songs in my head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheeseburger_in_paradise Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 I guess I only have myself to blame but now I've got at least a half a dozen terrible 70's songs in my head. LOL. The same thing's happening here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 This would have made them talk after hearing this for about 200 times. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrqfGqBA-ws Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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