damj Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 You're Mom and Sister don't think so! Umm ... my mom is dead ... jerkass!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delete This Account Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 WHY----- DO----- YOU---- CONTINUE---- TO---- POST? Members of the local media are disqualified from winning this thing anyway!!! i hereby make an appeal for an exemption, in considering that i am a member of the national, not local media. jw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 Umm ... my mom is dead ... jerkass!!! Nice try. Anyway The Jerkstore called and they ran out of you!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damj Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 Nice try. Anyway The Jerkstore called and they ran out of you!!! Yeah ... I would joke about that. Not only are you a jerk store owner, you're also the president and founder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 Yeah ... I would joke about that. Not only are you a jerk store owner, you're also the president and founder. Sorry dude, if that's true, but it's the standard comeback for a mother or father or grandparent joke. I thought you were pulling one of them things. The Jerkstore reference is from a Seinfeld where George flies to another city to make a joke about sleeping with a guys wife only to find out she's in a coma. I still think you're yankin my chain. You have to admit that not a lot of serious stuff has been going on this thread. Seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 Why Steely Dan has an irrational love for the most queer band ever is beyond me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 Why Steely Dan has an irrational love for the most queer band ever is beyond me. Do not, I repeat, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted October 22, 2009 Author Share Posted October 22, 2009 Why Steely Dan has an irrational love for the most queer band ever is beyond me. If you think about it, it's not irrational. It's quite rational why he loves the most queer band ever Do not, I repeat, Gangsta Kitty is slightly less tough than JP facing a blitz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 If you think about it, it's not irrational. It's quite rational why he loves the most queer band ever Gangsta Kitty is slightly less tough than JP facing a blitz If I were you I'd keep a watch out. Gangsta Kitty has operatives all over the country. One minute your lounging on the back porch and the next your nuts are getting clawed by a rabid cat. Just be careful, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 Do not, I repeat, Yes. Let me quiver in fear before a flea-bitten furball that uses a kitty litter box. Tennis anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 If you think about it, it's not irrational. It's quite rational why he loves the most queer band ever I bet he likes Fleetwood Mac, too. Probably throws the old LPs on the turntable and has a good cry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 Once again, the pretenders become distracted by their own pointless bickering and the title goes to… gringo starr! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delete This Account Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 Nice try. Anyway The Jerkstore called and they ran out of you!!! the apt reply is: why's that matter, when you're their biggest seller ... jw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 Yes. Let me quiver in fear before a flea-bitten furball that uses a kitty litter box. Tennis anyone? All of this is being written down in his notebook and he's prioritizing his revenge. I bet he likes Fleetwood Mac, too. Probably throws the old LPs on the turntable and has a good cry. Have you listened to the FWM from the 60's when they were a blues band? STFU. Once again, the pretenders become distracted by their own pointless bickering and the title goes to… gringo starr! Like anyone shives a git about you. ing Jackass! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted October 22, 2009 Author Share Posted October 22, 2009 If I were you I'd keep a watch out. Gangsta Kitty has operatives all over the country. One minute your lounging on the back porch and the next your nuts are getting clawed by a rabid cat. Just be careful, I don't have a back porch. Guess I'm safe then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 the apt reply is:why's that matter, when you're their biggest seller ... jw Why are you still here? Frickin Jackass! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 Have you listened to the FWM from the 60's when they were a blues band? STFU. Sorry, no. Not a limp-wrist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 Like anyone shives a git about you. ing Jackass! Sticks and stones will break my bones, but words will still kind of hurt my feelings quite a bit as well. Still, as we reach the end of the round robin stages and are about to begin single elimination, check out who's in the lead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 Sticks and stones will break my bones, but words will still kind of hurt my feelings quite a bit as well. Still, as we reach the end of the round robin stages and are about to begin single elimination, check out who's in the lead. Yes, ME! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 Yes, ME! Tell him what he's won, Johnny!... Congratulations! You've won The Last Post Thread: the home game, Rice-A-Roni the San Francisco treat, and an all-expenses-paid one-way bus ticket to... scenic Macungie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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