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After being uncerimoniusly and drunkenly dumped tonight I would love to hear some other TBDrs stories of being dumped.

There was a song that breaking up is hard to do......well in this instance.....they were wrong...its sometimes real easy....

The biggest thing that got me was the venom she threw at me. That hurt.

 

So please give me some funny things that happened to my breatheren TBDrs to make me feel like this happens to all of us and not just me.

 

Mark in Cocoa Beach soon to be back in Buffalo

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I was going steady with a girl I worked with at Sears (I was stockroom, she was children's dept.) in my senior year of high school and through the summer after graduation. Her father had died a few years earlier in a house fire. I went to college out of town and we kept the relationship going long distance (being the naive youth I was). I had met a girl at college my first couple weeks there, and we really liked each other, but I told her I still had a girlfriend back home I cared about so we stopped hanging out with each other. A couple months later I got the "Dear John" letter. She had started going out with the guy at Sears who was hired to replace me, and who I had trained. It turned out that her mother had died from a heart attack and she and her two sisters were now without both parents, and she needed a shoulder to cry on. I met with her one last time to try to get her back, but it was too late. And by that time the girl I had met at college was going out with someone else. It still hurts when I think about it all these years later.

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I was going steady with a girl I worked with at Sears (I was stockroom, she was children's dept.) in my senior year of high school and through the summer after graduation.  Her father had died a few years earlier in a house fire.  I went to college out of town and we kept the relationship going long distance (being the naive youth I was).  I had met a girl at college my first couple weeks there, and we really liked each other, but I told her I still had a girlfriend back home I cared about so we stopped hanging out with each other.  A couple months later I got the "Dear John" letter.  She had started going out with the guy at Sears who was hired to replace me, and who I had trained.  It turned out that her mother had died from a heart attack and she and her two sisters were now without both parents, and she needed a shoulder to cry on.  I met with her one last time to try to get her back, but it was too late.  And by that time the girl I had met at college was going out with someone else.  It still hurts when I think about it all these years later.

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Ouch, that hurts, but the good news, 24 years later, he is still a stock boy at Sears, and after 4 kids and 69 pounds, she was promoted to Womans wear at Sears.

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was she good in bed??????

 

Who used a bed in high school? We still had drive-in movies back then.

 

I've never seen her again, and along with some other girlfriends has always wondered how she turned out and what she looks like now. Has anyone had the experience of meeting an old girlfriend 10-20 years after last seeing her?

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No funny stories here.

 

I've been dumped 3 times in my life. The first one died in Viet Nam, the 2nd fell in love with someone at work and the 3rd just stopped calling after I blasted him for drinking too much and going through my underwear drawers :w00t: .

 

Depending on how long and strong your relationship was, it will hurt and will eat away at your confidence for a while.

 

Visit this board often - it can be very theraputic, get involved in some crazy threads and learn to laugh at yourself. That'll help the pain get easier.

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All right, you want a funny one....

 

Senior year of college, spring break. My fraternity gets a group deal to Cancun. I'm dating a girl (we'll call her Jill) at the time whose sorority gets the same deal to Cancun. We discuss and basically say that we're in college, lets go to spring break with no commitments to each other, have fun and see what happens. I'm there with about 20 guys and we have 5 rooms next to each other. So our room is on the first floor, near the pool at the Oasis. We have a little deck, that we used to play drinking games on.

 

All right, first nite we all go out to Senor Frogs and get loaded (Gee there's a suprise). We happen to meet some nice looking sorority girls from Iowa, and we're all walking down the beach at 4 AM. People are basically pairing off and I end up back at my room with girl. We start going at it on the bed, butt naked by this point, and the door to the room opens. In walks Jill, completely bombed and trying to make a booty call herself, and says, honey how could you, I thought we had something going. Well the girl from Iowa that I was screwing basically grabbed her clothes and tore outta there, eyes as big as saucers, after calling me an !@#$.

 

It comes to find out that Jill was just horney and wanted a little something for herself, and didn't want to wait. She said she saw my naked ass bouncing up and down and didn't want me to finish. I gladly obliged her, of course. Well, Jill turned out to be a little nuts and tried to pull the same stevestojan the next nite. It didn't work as I just hooked up on the beach. My fraternity brothers said she was loaded and came back to our room about 5 am and waited for me till I came back from crashing out on the beach till 8 am.

 

Well, Jill was pissed and we had a little chat. She said she didn't want to do the open thing in Cancun anymore. I said I'm in Cancun on spring break and I'm going to have fun. She then proceeds to launch a bottle of tequila at me, I duck and it goes through the window of our place (I told you she was a little nuts). Well security comes over and I have to now pay for the window. Didn't speak to Jill the rest of the week.

 

When I got back to college, she tried to act as if nothing happened, but we ended up as 4 AM hook up buddies the rest of the semester. I guess the bottom line there is not to bring a book to library, but it was a pretty fun week, and trust me, there are plenty of other girls out there, to let one who broke up with you get you down.

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I was dating a girl here in Nashville for a few weeks during football season....well, I had a hockey tournament that was pretty competitive and in the game I was playing D and ended up getting a little physical....it was the championship and all...well this girl proceeds to tell me after that I am an ahole in hockey and too rough and she couldn't believe I'd just knock someone down, etc (it is non checking but he had a clear shot at the net....it's not my fault someone has no balance....no penalty either).....well I'm sitting there thinking this isn't going so well and then she lays into me for being "physcho" during Bills games.....that was our last date so I don't know if she dumped me but after that I started dating transplanted Northerners.....

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