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Oh my God.

 

News Flash to Canada:

 

The people that left got out for a reason. You don't just go over Niagara falls on one side and then climb up the other for excercise. They were the ones that had double digit synapses still firing.

 

This is an obvious ploy to collect taxes from people around the world to fund the 2010 Olympics. They may also be able guilt a couple of engineers into thinking they have Canadian "ancestry" and have them actually build a few buildings for the Olympics. Engineers tend to be gullible and a few may fall for it.

 

On a related note, I once saw some drunken moron with a leaf on his shirt drop something that looked like money from his wallet. When I picked it up and tried to catch up to him and reutrn it, I couldn't because I was laughing so hard. Do you know that Canada puts pictures of National Treasures on the back of their money just like we do? We have stuff like the Lincoln Monument and Congress. Do you know what they have on their $5? Pictures of punk kids playing hockey on a pond. Nice National Treasure. Lolololol. And they can't even make it realistic. They have the kids pictured with real helmets instead of cardboard boxes with rope for a chinstrap. Even if you have a national treasure that is a joke to the rest of the world, it is still your national treasure. At least picture it realistically.

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Oh my God.

 

News Flash to Canada:

 

The people that left got out for a reason. You don't just go over Niagara falls on one side and then climb up the other for excercise. They were the ones that had double digit synapses still firing.

 

This is an obvious ploy to collect taxes from people around the world to fund the 2010 Olympics. They may also be able guilt a couple of engineers into thinking they have Canadian "ancestry" and have them actually build a few buildings for the Olympics. Engineers tend to be gullible and a few may fall for it.

 

On a related note, I once saw some drunken moron with a leaf on his shirt drop something that looked like money from his wallet. When I picked it up and tried to catch up to him and reutrn it, I couldn't because I was laughing so hard. Do you know that Canada puts pictures of National Treasures on the back of their money just like we do? We have stuff like the Lincoln Monument and Congress. Do you know what they have on their $5? Pictures of punk kids playing hockey on a pond. Nice National Treasure. Lolololol. And they can't even make it realistic. They have the kids pictured with real helmets instead of cardboard boxes with rope for a chinstrap. Even if you have a national treasure that is a joke to the rest of the world, it is still your national treasure. At least picture it realistically.

Congratulations on your new citizenship! Who knew that when your daddy renounced his in 1961 it would one day be restored...and extend to you? Better learn your new anthem.

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Oh my God.

 

News Flash to Canada:

 

The people that left got out for a reason. You don't just go over Niagara falls on one side and then climb up the other for excercise. They were the ones that had double digit synapses still firing.

 

This is an obvious ploy to collect taxes from people around the world to fund the 2010 Olympics. They may also be able guilt a couple of engineers into thinking they have Canadian "ancestry" and have them actually build a few buildings for the Olympics. Engineers tend to be gullible and a few may fall for it.

 

On a related note, I once saw some drunken moron with a leaf on his shirt drop something that looked like money from his wallet. When I picked it up and tried to catch up to him and reutrn it, I couldn't because I was laughing so hard. Do you know that Canada puts pictures of National Treasures on the back of their money just like we do? We have stuff like the Lincoln Monument and Congress. Do you know what they have on their $5? Pictures of punk kids playing hockey on a pond. Nice National Treasure. Lolololol. And they can't even make it realistic. They have the kids pictured with real helmets instead of cardboard boxes with rope for a chinstrap. Even if you have a national treasure that is a joke to the rest of the world, it is still your national treasure. At least picture it realistically.

 

 

 

You guys should try it, maybe you would have a shot at beating us. :wallbash:

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