/dev/null Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years...1081books1.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drnykterstein Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 she is cute. really cute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PromoTheRobot Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 Thank god the police spend their time keeping monsters like her off our streets. PTR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buford T. Justice Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 The last one is fitting; Kevin Pipkorn Kevin Pipkorn's overdue materials consists of one CD 1. Jailbreak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted August 21, 2008 Share Posted August 21, 2008 she is cute. really cute. Thank god the police spend their time keeping monsters like her off our streets. PTR I agree. Just ruin her credit if she ignores it for too long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justnzane Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years...1081books1.html nice find slash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavin in Va Beach Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 BOOKMAN: You took this book out in 1971. JERRY: Yes, and I returned it in 1971. BOOKMAN: Yeah, '71. That was my first year on the job. Bad year for libraries. Bad year for America. Hippies burning library cards, Abby Hoffman telling everybody to steal books. I don't judge a man by the length of his hair or the kind of music he listens to. Rock was never my bag. But you put on a pair of shoes when you walk into the New York Public Library, fella. JERRY: Look, Mr. Bookman. I--I returned that book. I remember it very specifically. BOOKMAN: You're a comedian, you make people laugh. JERRY: I try. BOOKMAN: You think this is all a big joke, don't you? JERRY: No, I don't. BOOKMAN: I saw you on T.V. once; I remembered your name--from my list. I looked it up. Sure enough, it checked out. You think because you're a celebrity that somehow the law doesn't apply to you, that you're above the law? JERRY: Certainly not. BOOKMAN: Well, let me tell you something, funny boy. Y'know that little stamp, the one that says "New York Public Library"? Well that may not mean anything to you, but that means a lot to me. One whole hell of a lot. Sure, go ahead, laugh if you want to. I've seen your type before: Flashy, making the scene, flaunting convention. Yeah, I know what you're thinking. What's this guy making such a big stink about old library books? Well, let me give you a hint, junior. Maybe we can live without libraries, people like you and me. Maybe. Sure, we're too old to change the world, but what about that kid, sitting down, opening a book, right now, in a branch at the local library and finding drawings of pee-pees and wee-wees on the Cat in the Hat and the Five Chinese Brothers? Doesn't HE deserve better? Look. If you think this is about overdue fines and missing books, you'd better think again. This is about that kid's right to read a book without getting his mind warped! Or: maybe that turns you on, Seinfeld; maybe that's how y'get your kicks. You and your good-time buddies. Well I got a flash for ya, joy-boy: Party time is over. Y'got seven days, Seinfeld. That is one week! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mtdoak Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 Nice, arrest a college girl for a $75 dollar fine. Seems like a fine use of local gov't money if you ask me. Probably spent more in gas getting her to and from jail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 BOOKMAN: You took this book out in 1971. JERRY: Yes, and I returned it in 1971. BOOKMAN: Yeah, '71. That was my first year on the job. Bad year for libraries. Bad year for America. Hippies burning library cards, Abby Hoffman telling everybody to steal books. I don't judge a man by the length of his hair or the kind of music he listens to. Rock was never my bag. But you put on a pair of shoes when you walk into the New York Public Library, fella. JERRY: Look, Mr. Bookman. I--I returned that book. I remember it very specifically. BOOKMAN: You're a comedian, you make people laugh. JERRY: I try. BOOKMAN: You think this is all a big joke, don't you? JERRY: No, I don't. BOOKMAN: I saw you on T.V. once; I remembered your name--from my list. I looked it up. Sure enough, it checked out. You think because you're a celebrity that somehow the law doesn't apply to you, that you're above the law? JERRY: Certainly not. BOOKMAN: Well, let me tell you something, funny boy. Y'know that little stamp, the one that says "New York Public Library"? Well that may not mean anything to you, but that means a lot to me. One whole hell of a lot. Sure, go ahead, laugh if you want to. I've seen your type before: Flashy, making the scene, flaunting convention. Yeah, I know what you're thinking. What's this guy making such a big stink about old library books? Well, let me give you a hint, junior. Maybe we can live without libraries, people like you and me. Maybe. Sure, we're too old to change the world, but what about that kid, sitting down, opening a book, right now, in a branch at the local library and finding drawings of pee-pees and wee-wees on the Cat in the Hat and the Five Chinese Brothers? Doesn't HE deserve better? Look. If you think this is about overdue fines and missing books, you'd better think again. This is about that kid's right to read a book without getting his mind warped! Or: maybe that turns you on, Seinfeld; maybe that's how y'get your kicks. You and your good-time buddies. Well I got a flash for ya, joy-boy: Party time is over. Y'got seven days, Seinfeld. That is one week! Classic scene!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckeyemike Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 Nice looking chick-e-boom, but her taste in books sucks. White Oleander? Angels and Demons? She can do so much better than that pap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB27 Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 LIBRARIAN: Yes? JERRY: Yeah I called before. I got his notice in the mail. LIBRARIAN: Oh, Tropic of Cancer, Henry Miller, Uh, this case has been turned over to our library investigation officer Mr. Bookman. KRAMER: Bookman? The library investigator's name is actually, Bookman? LIBRARIAN: It's true. KRAMER: That's amazing. That's like an ice cream man named, Cone. LIBRARIAN: Lt. Bookman has been working here for 25 years so I think he's heard all the jokes. JERRY: Can I speak with this Bookman? LIBRARIAN: Just a second. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John from Riverside Posted August 22, 2008 Share Posted August 22, 2008 I wonder how much "body search" was involved here..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted August 23, 2008 Share Posted August 23, 2008 Only in the HinterCheeselands... She's a "Heidi" too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted August 23, 2008 Share Posted August 23, 2008 Nice looking chick-e-boom, but her taste in books sucks. White Oleander? Angels and Demons? She can do so much better than that pap. Like a couple of bodice rippers... Now were talking... Did I just say bodice ripper... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckeyemike Posted August 23, 2008 Share Posted August 23, 2008 Like a couple of bodice rippers... Now were talking... Did I just say bodice ripper... Um, yes you did. Is there something you'd like to tell the board, Exiled? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted August 23, 2008 Share Posted August 23, 2008 Um, yes you did. Is there something you'd like to tell the board, Exiled? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted August 23, 2008 Share Posted August 23, 2008 Um, yes you did. Is there something you'd like to tell the board, Exiled? He only reads the one's with Fabio on the cover. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted August 24, 2008 Share Posted August 24, 2008 He only reads the one's with Fabio on the cover. Sez the guy named after a dildo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted August 24, 2008 Share Posted August 24, 2008 Sez the guy named after a dildo. So you'd rather read Fabio books than get into a womans...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted August 24, 2008 Share Posted August 24, 2008 So you'd rather read Fabio books than get into a womans...... Of course not! What is the old joke about males... They spend nine months in the womb, then they spend their whole life trying to get back in! Of course I didn't mean me reading the rippers... I was implying the books are read by the young lady that this thred is about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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