Steely Dan Posted June 8, 2008 Share Posted June 8, 2008 Linkage Deckchair trapped testicles A Croatian man got a nasty surprise when he tried to get out of his deck chair and found his testicles had got stuck. Mario Visnjic had gone swimming naked in the sea at the Valalta beach in western Croatia, reports 24sata. His testicles had shrunk while in the cool sea and slipped through the wooden slats when he sat back down on his wooden deckchair. But as he lay in the sun they expanded back to normal size and got stuck between the slats. He was eventually freed after he called beach maintenance services on his mobile phone and they sent a member of staff to cut the deck chair in half. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WellDressed Posted June 8, 2008 Share Posted June 8, 2008 Goran Ivanisevic after a tough Wimbledon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan in San Diego Posted June 8, 2008 Share Posted June 8, 2008 Wow ! That had to hurt. Why not throw cold water on the dude again tho ? That would do the trick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacka Posted June 8, 2008 Share Posted June 8, 2008 :wallbash: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special K Posted June 8, 2008 Share Posted June 8, 2008 Wow ! That had to hurt. Why not throw cold water on the dude again tho ? That would do the trick. If you were in that position, would you want them to try to squeeze your nards throught the chair after pouring cold water on them, or would you want them to cut the deck chair in half??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan in San Diego Posted June 8, 2008 Share Posted June 8, 2008 If you were in that position, would you want them to try to squeeze your nards throught the chair after pouring cold water on them, or would you want them to cut the deck chair in half??? It depends how close that blade was getting to my nads? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 Wow! Those crazy Croatians! Don't they have a "Deck Chair Brigade" to make sure the chairs are up to code and the slats are at proper distance? Hey, if they is anything to say about Motherment... This would be it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted June 10, 2008 Author Share Posted June 10, 2008 If you were in that position, would you want them to try to squeeze your nards throught the chair after pouring cold water on them, or would you want them to cut the deck chair in half??? Ice pack? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 I dunno, but to me, there are some shall we say...logistics...behind the ordeal that just dont add up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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