JRT Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 It was me. I was driving Lynch's Porsche... I flew in from Houston and pushed it out of his drivway so his mother wouldn't hear me start it. I'll do a year for the playoffs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted June 2, 2008 Share Posted June 2, 2008 It was me. I was driving Lynch's Porsche... I flew in from Houston and pushed it out of his drivway so his mother wouldn't hear me start it. I'll do a year for the playoffs Googlebot had duly recorded your admission for the world to see. Civil suit to follow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trader Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 Googlebot had duly recorded your admission for the world to see. Civil suit to follow. 49,999 Bills season ticket holders just may join you in your confession. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lets_go_bills Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 No kidding. We need this guy... bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyrite Gal Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 49,999 Bills season ticket holders just may join you in your confession. No. I am Spartacus! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwight Drane Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 Instead of a points system like the Madden Geeks keep talking about, we need an official "How much time would you do?" ranking system for the members of the Bills. You know...something like: Trent Edwards - 6 months and $1,000 fine Brian Moorman - 1 year probation and 30 hours community service Lee Evans - 3 months and 2 years probation Jabari Greer - $150 ticket and 2 points on my license Dwayne Wright - Stand in line at DMV to renew my license Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ofiba Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 Instead of a points system like the Madden Geeks keep talking about, we need an official "How much time would you do?" ranking system for the members of the Bills. You know...something like: Trent Edwards - 6 months and $1,000 fine Brian Moorman - 1 year probation and 30 hours community service Lee Evans - 3 months and 2 years probation Jabari Greer - $150 ticket and 2 points on my license Dwayne Wright - Stand in line at DMV to renew my license Robert Royal - I'd frame him for my crime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 "When I returned, Mary Jo and the car were gone!" Hey it worked once! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 No. I am Spartacus! No....I broke the dam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'm Spartacus Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 No. I am Spartacus! No....I AM SPARTACUS!!.....and I was not driving the Porche! And I will not tolerate that Canadian b-atch slandering the good name of the mighty Sparacus! (by the way, what are you talking about???) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sig1Hunter Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 No....I AM SPARTACUS!!.....and I was not driving the Porche! And I will not tolerate that Canadian b-atch slandering the good name of the mighty Sparacus! (by the way, what are you talking about???) The mighty Sparacus, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcjeff215 Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 No....I broke the dam. Great episode. As far as the 'how much time would you do for...' question goes? Not a day. Rephrase it as 'how much time would you do for a crime you didn't commit if we handed you $1.5m?' and the answer might start to change! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 As far as the 'how much time would you do for...' question goes? Not a day. Rephrase it as 'how much time would you do for a crime you didn't commit if we handed you $1.5m?' and the answer might start to change! I could do a year for $1.5MM as long as I was in Danbury with the white collar criminals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tcali Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 It was me. I was driving Lynch's Porsche... I flew in from Houston and pushed it out of his drivway so his mother wouldn't hear me start it. I'll do a year for the playoffs No I'm sorry it was me.Sorry Marshawn....you can contact me at 555-1287.We'll discuss it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsD#1in2008 Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 i hope Marshawn and the lady workout something under the table so she doesnt press charges or hopefully Marshawn wasn't even in the car Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
True Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 No I'm sorry it was me.Sorry Marshawn....you can contact me at 555-1287.We'll discuss it. Stop giving out my phone number... B. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pyrite Gal Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 No....I AM SPARTACUS!!.....and I was not driving the Porche! And I will not tolerate that Canadian b-atch slandering the good name of the mighty Sparacus! (by the way, what are you talking about???) It wasn't me it was Kirk Douglas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lets_go_bills Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 i hope Marshawn and the lady workout something under the table so she doesnt press charges or hopefully Marshawn wasn't even in the car Me too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Romes Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 Instead of a points system like the Madden Geeks keep talking about, we need an official "How much time would you do?" ranking system for the members of the Bills. You know...something like: Trent Edwards - 6 months and $1,000 fine Brian Moorman - 1 year probation and 30 hours community service Lee Evans - 3 months and 2 years probation Jabari Greer - $150 ticket and 2 points on my license Dwayne Wright - Stand in line at DMV to renew my license don't short change wright -- get ready the jackson/wright committee and 7-9 once again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotton Fitzsimmons Posted June 5, 2008 Share Posted June 5, 2008 don't short change wright -- get ready the jackson/wright committee and 7-9 once again We're calling him Antonio Wright... for posterity sake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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