DrDawkinstein Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 cmon guys, have some self-respect.... totally uncalled for Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 My first reaction was "how do you"....then I realized, nope don't want to know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 common dev....there was a hole in the table, now if it was a wooden standard picnic table then maybe it would be odd, seriously though, who has not had indecent thoughts whilst walking through tailgates and all those shiny pretty metal tailgate tables......oh man, the ones with the school colors are really hot.....oh sh--, is my inner voice making its way out again????????????? My first reaction was "how do you"....then I realized, nope don't want to know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 Sex with a picnic table umbrella hole That made my morning! Plus it's on video tape and this guy has 3 school-aged kids. Way to go dad! It's instances like this where I'm all for fast track capital punishment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fezmid Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 It's instances like this where I'm all for fast track capital punishment. You want to execute someone for having sex with a table.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 Price, a married father of three school-age kids, faces felony counts of public indecency because his house is near an elementary school, according to the report. Those poor kids!! Hopefully mom is packing up the house and moving across the country while dad's in jail!! Can you imagine walking into school after something like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 You want to execute someone for having sex with a table.... Forced Darwin Award. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 You want to execute someone for having sex with a table.... Absolutely... removing a defect like this picnic table umbrella hole f^@ker from society could be nothing but a good thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDawkinstein Posted March 29, 2008 Author Share Posted March 29, 2008 obviously, his wife is to blame for this as well... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 If it's with a picnic table, it really isn't "sex" is it? I think the guy was "utilizing a picnic table in masturbation". I really don't see the problem, here (other than it was a public picnic table, and...well...it's kinda crazy). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 obviously, his wife is to blame for this as well... That's what Dr. Laura would say. The guys wife refused to wear the picnic table costume. Biotch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 If it's with a picnic table, it really isn't "sex" is it? I think the guy was "utilizing a picnic table in masturbation". I really don't see the problem, here (other than it was a public picnic table, and...well...it's kinda crazy). Good question. I'd love to be on that jury and hear the arguments from the lawyers about that. BTW, I bet this dude is learning that prison is no picnic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SABURZFAN Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 WOW!!!!!!! just when you think you heard everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 WOW!!!!!!! just when you think you heard everything. No Doubt. I'm still laughing. I do have a serious question though. Is it possible for a man and a picnic table umbrella hole to just be friends without sex getting in the way? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fezmid Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 Absolutely... removing a defect like this picnic table hole f^@ker from society could be nothing but a good thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 Allright fez, I give in. I quess school yard picnic table umbrella hole f^@kers have rights too. A good three month rehabilitation program is probably more appropriate than a cranial lead injection. My bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SABURZFAN Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 No Doubt. I'm still laughing.I do have a serious question though. Is it possible for a man and a picnic table umbrella hole to just be friends without sex getting in the way? you'll have to ask the picnic table umbrella hole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fezmid Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 Allright fez, I give in. I quess school yard picnic table umbrella hole f^@kers have rights too. A good three month rehabilitation program is probably more appropriate than a cranial lead injection. My bad. Learn to read, k? It wasn't a school yard picnic table. It was a picnic table ON HIS OWN DECK. "The neighbor -- who wishes to remain anonymous -- saw Price walk out onto his deck, stand a round metal table on its side and use the hole in the umbrella to have sex." It's a little creepy and weird, yeah, but the death penalty? The only reason it's being charged as a felony is because there's a school "nearby." Guess what, there's a school nearby almost every residential area in the world! If he was on his private deck having sex with his girlfriend/wife, should he be charged with a felony and/or executed? What if it was a blow-up doll? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C.Biscuit97 Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 I'm sure if it was a vacuum instead of a picnic table, some of you won't have been so quick to throw stones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 Learn to read, k? It wasn't a school yard picnic table. It was a picnic table ON HIS OWN DECK. "The neighbor -- who wishes to remain anonymous -- saw Price walk out onto his deck, stand a round metal table on its side and use the hole in the umbrella to have sex." It's a little creepy and weird, yeah, but the death penalty? The only reason it's being charged as a felony is because there's a school "nearby." Guess what, there's a school nearby almost every residential area in the world! If he was on his private deck having sex with his girlfriend/wife, should he be charged with a felony and/or executed? What if it was a blow-up doll? His own table, not a public table? i take it all back. Why buy a picnic table, if you can't use it when you masturbate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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