Food_Pyramid_Wrong Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Being in a bad marriage. You want to love. You want to care. She occasionally still looks good. You used to drink for fun. It's different now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 . . . consistently heart broken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckeyemike Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 hitting yourself in the head with a frying pan. Mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thailog80 Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Owning a Jaguar..........it looks great sitting in the driveway but take it for a drive and it's a piece of stevestojan. It always needs maintenance and repairs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattyT Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 ....being kicked in the crotch by a loved one OVER, and OVER, and OVER, and OVER, and OVER, and OVER, and OVER.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JCBoston Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 .. being a Red Sox fan. Man... that isn't funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Like A Mofo Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Going to a strip club, the dancer approaches you, shows her the goods, you get excited, you think you have a chance at scoring...and then she asks for your money, you give it thinking youll win later, she then leaves you, and she has your money, you are dejected and all you are left with is an empty wallet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thailog80 Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Going to a strip club, the dancer approaches you, shows her the goods, you get excited, you think you have a chance at scoring...and then she asks for your money, you give it thinking youll win later, she then leaves you, and she has your money, you are dejected and all you are left with is an empty wallet 68481[/snapback] ....and a chub. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_BiB_ Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 ...smashing my balls flat with a tire iron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Like A Mofo Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 ....and a chub. 68484[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thailog80 Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 ...smashing my balls flat with a tire iron. 68486[/snapback] Maybe a certain coach could blow them back up for you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndZoneCrew Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 ...is like the getting hammered and putting the beer-goggles on....the more you drink the better the product is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Coli Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Eating cheese if you're lactose intolerant. You love the taste and the smell, but in the end you just get cramps and the trots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_BiB_ Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Maybe a certain coach could blow them back up for you? 68490[/snapback] I'd rather a sorority girl. So, how many folks he going to beat up over spelling at this point? 6? 16? Whatever. You guys shouldn't pick on defenseless baby seals so hard. You'll get a nasty reputation and people won't like you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavin in Va Beach Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 ...it's like kissing your sister. Sure she's a great piece of tail with a blouse full of goodies, but it's just illegal. Then you get into that whole inbred thing. Kids with no teeth who do nothing but play the banjo... eat apple sauce through a straw... pork farm animals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Is like perpetually being 9 years old. You want to think there's still a Santa Clause, but all your friends tell you 'no way' and you even start to think there's no chance yourself. But its like a "Groundhog Day" version of it. Because every year you turn 9 again, and still have that glimmer of hope that the person bringing you presents is a strange man from an uninhabitable land, and not your drunk uncle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chilly Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Attempting to commit suicide every day but not getting it 100% right, only to try again the next day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gantrules Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 waiting for the check in the mail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bills_fan Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Going on a date with a chick you never met before (ie set up). She sends you a picture, looks incredible in it and you think damn I'm getting a hot one tonite. Then you get to the bar/restaurant and she is not the chick in the picture and is not a hottie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo_Stampede Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 I was going to say its like drinking too much the night before and waking up next to Miss Piggy. I think everyones vision is blurred before the season starts, and then once the high wears off, we realize we arent that good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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