OGTEleven Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 Even with the Bills 0-4 and the fish below them in the standings, there is still plenty of room for hating the fish. I still hate them like no other. To prove this, I will revive my 5 degrees of hating the dolphins thread. Here's how it works. Type something (anything) into line one. By line 5, I'll connect it to: "I hate the miami dolphins". Here is an example from last year: 1. The Beverly Hillbillies 2. One of the main characters in the Beverly Hillbillies was "Jethro" 3. The Band "Jethro Tull" had a big hit with Aqualung 4. Aqua is the main color of the miami dolphins uniforms 5. I hate the miami dolphins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndZoneCrew Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 1. !@#$ Miami 2. !@#$ Miami 3. !@#$ Miami 4. !@#$ Miami 5. !@#$ Miami Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGTEleven Posted October 12, 2004 Author Share Posted October 12, 2004 1. !@#$ Maimi2. !@#$ Maimi 3. !@#$ Maimi 4. !@#$ Maimi 5. !@#$ Maimi 66520[/snapback] 1. !@#$ Maimi 2. Maimi is a misspelling of miami (you're lucky too because if you capitalize miami, I refuse to respond). 3. Spelling errors often occur in places where nobody speaks the language of the land (English) 4. No one in miami speaks English 5. I hate the miami dolphins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous Guy Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 Escape Goats (hehehehe) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 1. Double date with Fabio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGTEleven Posted October 12, 2004 Author Share Posted October 12, 2004 Escape Goats (hehehehe) 66551[/snapback] 1. Escape Goats (Isn't this a mute point? ) 2. When goats escape you have to round them up in a big goat rodeo 3. A goat rodeo is a term used to describe a disorganized mess 4. The miami dolphins are a disorganized mess 5. I hate the miami dolphins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 1. Nude volleyball Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGTEleven Posted October 12, 2004 Author Share Posted October 12, 2004 1. Double date with Fabio 66553[/snapback] 1. Double date with Fabio 2. At the end of a double date with Fabio, you're likely to hear a woman scream "I can't believe it's not butter" (Unless you're a TBD poster and you chicken out) 3. Butter is often served on bread 4. Bread and water is the menu at many prisons which are the homes of ex-dolphins 5. I hate the miami dolphins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous Guy Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 Saint Louis Cardinals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realist Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 John Kerry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 1. Cablebabe, #89, Lori, Aussiew, NJS, AiO... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evil Bastard Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 Evil Bastard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGTEleven Posted October 12, 2004 Author Share Posted October 12, 2004 1. Nude volleyball 66563[/snapback] 1. Nude volleyball 2. Nude Volleyball can lead to sandy crevices 3. A crevice is a crack 4. Many past present and future dolphins smoke crack 5. I hate the miami dolphins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobblehead Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 1. We suck 2. They suck worse 3. I hate the Miami Dolphins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGTEleven Posted October 12, 2004 Author Share Posted October 12, 2004 Saint Louis Cardinals 66565[/snapback] 1. Saint Louis Cardinals 2. The best player on the StL Cardinals is Albert Pujols 3. The pronunciation of his last name is Poo Holes 4. The miami dolphins are a bunch of Poo Holes 5. I hate the miami dolphins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 Human Fecal Matter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGTEleven Posted October 12, 2004 Author Share Posted October 12, 2004 John Kerry 66567[/snapback] 1. John Kerry 2. John Kerry is married to a crass ketchup heiress 3. That ketchup uses 57 types of tomatoes 4. If the miami dolphins lose 57 in a row, I'll still root against them next week 5. I hate the miami dolphins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGTEleven Posted October 12, 2004 Author Share Posted October 12, 2004 1. Cablebabe, #89, Lori, Aussiew, NJS, AiO... 66569[/snapback] 1. Cablebabe, #89, Lori, Aussiew, NJS, AiO... 2. These are the ladies of TBD (you forgot blzrul) 3. TBD stands for 2 Bills drive and also To Be Determined 4. It is To Be Determined if the dolphins ever win another game 5. I hate the miami dolphins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGTEleven Posted October 12, 2004 Author Share Posted October 12, 2004 Evil Bastard 66571[/snapback] 1. Evil Bastard 2. Evil Bastard joined TBD today 3. As such, he is listed as "UDFA" 4.. The enitre dolphins roster were, or should have been UDFAs 5. I hate the miami dolphins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R. Rich Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 You shouldn't hate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taterhill Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 taint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGTEleven Posted October 12, 2004 Author Share Posted October 12, 2004 Human Fecal Matter 66579[/snapback] 1. Human Fecal Matter 2. Human Fecal Matter is more commonly known as stevestojan 3. stevestojan has posted 136,587,916 times on TBD 4. Various miami dolphins have posted bail 136,587,916 times 5. I hate the miami dolphins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 (you forgot blzrul) 66583[/snapback] She hates me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGTEleven Posted October 12, 2004 Author Share Posted October 12, 2004 You shouldn't hate. 66593[/snapback] 1. You shouldn't hate. 2. "You shouldn't hate" sounds a little preachy to me 3. People often find religion and become preachers while behind bars 4. Most miami dolphins end up behind bars 5. I hate the miami dolphins even though I shouldn't hate. I have chosen instead to focus all of my hate in one place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndZoneCrew Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 Artie Lange's Liver Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGTEleven Posted October 12, 2004 Author Share Posted October 12, 2004 taint 66596[/snapback] 1. taint 2. It taint taken too long for someone to try to drag this thread into the gutter like last year's 3. Drug addicts often end up being dragged into gutters 4. Many past present and future miami dolphins are drug addicts 5. i hate the miami dolphins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckeyemike Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 You shouldn't hate. 66593[/snapback] 1) You shouldn't hate. 2) We shouldn't hate. 3) Hate is not a virtue. 4) Hate is only permitted with the Dolphins. 5) I hate the Miami Dolphins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous Guy Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 Mr. Goodwrench Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGTEleven Posted October 12, 2004 Author Share Posted October 12, 2004 Artie Lange's Liver 66617[/snapback] 1. Artie Lange's Liver (I'm not sure who he is, so I'll go on a limb) 2. Artie Lange's Liver has been ravaged by alcohol 3. Wine is a type of alcoholic drink 4. The miami dolphins and their fans whine a lot 5. I hate the miami dolphins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGTEleven Posted October 12, 2004 Author Share Posted October 12, 2004 Mr. Goodwrench 66623[/snapback] 1. Mr. Goodwrench 2. Looking for Mr. Goodwrench was a bad movie starring Diane Keaton (or something like that) 3. At the end of the movie, Keaton was stabbed by an intruder to her apartment 4. miami dolphins are intruders in apartments on a regular basis 5. I hate the miami dolphinsOvercharging Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous Guy Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 Jenna Jameson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mtdoak Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 Jenna Jameson. 66667[/snapback] 1. Jenna Jameson 2. Jenna Jameson makes adult movies 3. Adult movies features sweaty bodies 4. The Miami dolphins are a bunch of sweaty men 5. I hate the fugging dolphins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 2. At the end of a double date with Fabio, you're likely to hear a woman scream "I can't believe it's not butter" (Unless you're a TBD poster and you chicken out) Oh, man. That's just cold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckeyemike Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 OK. Let's revive this thread. "Buckeyemike" Mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 cowbell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacka Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 Painful rectal itch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renfruzetz Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 1. Cowbell 2. "More Cowbell" is a SNL skit featuring Christopher Walken 3. Christopher Walken is famed for his Russian Roulette scene in Apocalypse Now 4. I would rather play Russian Roulette than root for the Miami Dolphins. 5. I hate the Miami Dolphins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndZoneCrew Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 Jack and Water Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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