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I hate the miami dolphins


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Even with the Bills 0-4 and the fish below them in the standings, there is still plenty of room for hating the fish. I still hate them like no other.

 

To prove this, I will revive my 5 degrees of hating the dolphins thread. Here's how it works. Type something (anything) into line one. By line 5, I'll connect it to: "I hate the miami dolphins". Here is an example from last year:

 

1. The Beverly Hillbillies

2. One of the main characters in the Beverly Hillbillies was "Jethro"

3. The Band "Jethro Tull" had a big hit with Aqualung

4. Aqua is the main color of the miami dolphins uniforms

5. I hate the miami dolphins

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1. !@#$ Maimi

2. !@#$ Maimi

3. !@#$ Maimi

4. !@#$ Maimi

5. !@#$ Maimi

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1. !@#$ Maimi

2. Maimi is a misspelling of miami (you're lucky too because if you capitalize miami, I refuse to respond).

3. Spelling errors often occur in places where nobody speaks the language of the land (English)

4. No one in miami speaks English

5. I hate the miami dolphins

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Escape Goats (hehehehe)

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1. Escape Goats (Isn't this a mute point? :) )

2. When goats escape you have to round them up in a big goat rodeo

3. A goat rodeo is a term used to describe a disorganized mess

4. The miami dolphins are a disorganized mess

5. I hate the miami dolphins

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1. Double date with Fabio    :ph34r:

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1. Double date with Fabio :blink:

2. At the end of a double date with Fabio, you're likely to hear a woman scream "I can't believe it's not butter" (Unless you're a TBD poster and you chicken out)

3. Butter is often served on bread

4. Bread and water is the menu at many prisons which are the homes of ex-dolphins

5. I hate the miami dolphins

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Saint Louis Cardinals

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1. Saint Louis Cardinals

2. The best player on the StL Cardinals is Albert Pujols

3. The pronunciation of his last name is Poo Holes

4. The miami dolphins are a bunch of Poo Holes

5. I hate the miami dolphins

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John Kerry

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1. John Kerry

2. John Kerry is married to a crass ketchup heiress

3. That ketchup uses 57 types of tomatoes

4. If the miami dolphins lose 57 in a row, I'll still root against them next week

5. I hate the miami dolphins

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1. Cablebabe, #89, Lori, Aussiew, NJS, AiO...

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1. Cablebabe, #89, Lori, Aussiew, NJS, AiO...

2. These are the ladies of TBD (you forgot blzrul)

3. TBD stands for 2 Bills drive and also To Be Determined

4. It is To Be Determined if the dolphins ever win another game

5. I hate the miami dolphins

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Human Fecal Matter

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1. Human Fecal Matter

2. Human Fecal Matter is more commonly known as stevestojan

3. stevestojan has posted 136,587,916 times on TBD

4. Various miami dolphins have posted bail 136,587,916 times

5. I hate the miami dolphins

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You shouldn't hate.

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1. You shouldn't hate.

2. "You shouldn't hate" sounds a little preachy to me

3. People often find religion and become preachers while behind bars

4. Most miami dolphins end up behind bars

5. I hate the miami dolphins even though I shouldn't hate. I have chosen instead to focus all of my hate in one place.

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taint

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1. taint

2. It taint taken too long for someone to try to drag this thread into the gutter like last year's

3. Drug addicts often end up being dragged into gutters

4. Many past present and future miami dolphins are drug addicts

5. i hate the miami dolphins

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Artie Lange's Liver

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1. Artie Lange's Liver (I'm not sure who he is, so I'll go on a limb)

2. Artie Lange's Liver has been ravaged by alcohol

3. Wine is a type of alcoholic drink

4. The miami dolphins and their fans whine a lot

5. I hate the miami dolphins

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Mr. Goodwrench

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1. Mr. Goodwrench

2. Looking for Mr. Goodwrench was a bad movie starring Diane Keaton (or something like that)

3. At the end of the movie, Keaton was stabbed by an intruder to her apartment

4. miami dolphins are intruders in apartments on a regular basis

5. I hate the miami dolphinsOvercharging

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Jenna Jameson.

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1. Jenna Jameson

2. Jenna Jameson makes adult movies

3. Adult movies features sweaty bodies

4. The Miami dolphins are a bunch of sweaty men

5. I hate the fugging dolphins

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1. Cowbell

2. "More Cowbell" is a SNL skit featuring Christopher Walken

3. Christopher Walken is famed for his Russian Roulette scene in Apocalypse Now

4. I would rather play Russian Roulette than root for the Miami Dolphins.

5. I hate the Miami Dolphins.

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