millbank Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 Random Beer Quotes "A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her." -W.C. Fields "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."--Benjamin Franklin Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. --Winston Churchill You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. --Frank Zappa The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. --Humphrey Bogart Bart: "Can I get you a beer, Dad?" Lisa: "No, I want to get him a beer!" Homer: "Kids, kids. You can BOTH get me a beer." --The Simpsons "Give my people plenty of beer, good beer and cheap beer, and you will have no revolution" --Queen Victoria Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HopsGuy Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day!" - Frank Sinatra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bungee Jumper Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 Random Beer Quotes "A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her." -W.C. Fields "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."--Benjamin Franklin Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. --Winston Churchill You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. --Frank Zappa The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. --Humphrey Bogart Bart: "Can I get you a beer, Dad?" Lisa: "No, I want to get him a beer!" Homer: "Kids, kids. You can BOTH get me a beer." --The Simpsons "Give my people plenty of beer, good beer and cheap beer, and you will have no revolution" --Queen Victoria Churchill had quite a few good ones (about drinking, not beer. I don't think Winnie would have considered beer an alcoholic drink, pickled as he usually was): "When I was younger I made it a rule never to take strong drink before lunch. It is now my rule never to do so before breakfast." or Woman: "Sir, you are drunk." Churchill: "And you, madam, are ugly. But in the morning, I shall be sober." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. --Frank Zappa And some nice titties to go along with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 should of had a beerball . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 I once saw a cartoon - an old guy with a grubby hat and five days of stubble, elbows on the bar. The caption: "I spent most of my money on wimmen and beer. The rest, I just wasted.". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 Work is the curse of the drinking classes. Oscar Wilde Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ricojes Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 "Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed - Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.'" -Deep Thought, Jack Handy "Everybody has to believe in something.....I believe I'll have another drink." -W.C. Fields "You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." -Dean Martin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eball Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 "Drinking light beer is like having sex in a canoe -- !@#$ing close to water." Classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phlegm Alley Posted February 16, 2007 Share Posted February 16, 2007 All you have to do is look at my signature for my favorite beer quote of all time. It comes courtesy of Tom Waits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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