5 Wide Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 I can't open that picturem from here. It takes tooz long. I see bagsp of Capri Sunq laying all overm this truckq though.*This note was sent from Notahamster's Blackberry handheld* Excellent. The first phase has begun, and it's right on schedule. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sketch Soland Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 I can only offer you all some clues for fear of retribution from powerful interests. Let this serve as your first clue. If you come to the same conclusion it will only confirm my suspicions. Let me know what you think. Happy 4th Birthday btw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not a Hamster Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 I can'tm believem this. Two hours ago one of the bigp dudesp said he had to takem a leak. They stopped the vehiclem, turnedm off the Googlebot, checked out the captivesm who werem all still out cold and got out. As soonm as they left, Crayonq boy springsb to life, assembles 1,149 Capri Sun bags into his shape and puts it where hez was sleepingq. Then he grabsp a notebookz and a shiny computer diskm from the frontz, hops out of the truckq and starts running. I hoppped into his hoodp and am alongq for the ride. And what a strangem ride it is. We drovep for hours and hours but we arem making unreal timep on foot. He still hasm a bag over hism head too because it is on so tightm he couldn't get it offp. He hasn't even bumpedm into a tree or anything and we ranp through thickq woodsp for a long time. Then we wentz through these vortexp like tunnelsp and it appearsp we are almostm homeq alreadym. It is likem he is somep sort of freakish homing pigeonq. I guess I'llz update you laterm. Thism is prettym effed upm right here. *This note was sent from Notahamster's Blackberry handheld* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stinky finger Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 I can'tm believem this. Two hours ago one of the bigp dudesp said he had to takem a leak. They stopped the vehiclem, turnedm off the Googlebot, checked out the captivesm who werem all still out cold and got out. As soonm as they left, Crayonq boy springsb to life, assembles 1,149 Capri Sun bags into his shape and puts it where hez was sleepingq. Then he grabsp a notebookz and a shiny computer diskm from the frontz, hops out of the truckq and starts running. I hoppped into his hoodp and am alongq for the ride. And what a strangem ride it is. We drovep for hours and hours but we arem making unreal timep on foot. He still hasm a bag over hism head too because it is on so tightm he couldn't get it offp. He hasn't even bumpedm into a tree or anything and we ranp through thickq woodsp for a long time. Then we wentz through these vortexp like tunnelsp and it appearsp we are almostm homeq alreadym. It is likem he is somep sort of freakish homing pigeonq. I guess I'llz update you laterm. Thism is prettym effed upm right here. *This note was sent from Notahamster's Blackberry handheld* You're killin' me!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 I can'tm believem this. Two hours ago one of the bigp dudesp said he had to takem a leak. They stopped the vehiclem, turnedm off the Googlebot, checked out the captivesm who werem all still out cold and got out. As soonm as they left, Crayonq boy springsb to life, assembles 1,149 Capri Sun bags into his shape and puts it where hez was sleepingq. Then he grabsp a notebookz and a shiny computer diskm from the frontz, hops out of the truckq and starts running. I hoppped into his hoodp and am alongq for the ride. And what a strangem ride it is. We drovep for hours and hours but we arem making unreal timep on foot. He still hasm a bag over hism head too because it is on so tightm he couldn't get it offp. He hasn't even bumpedm into a tree or anything and we ranp through thickq woodsp for a long time. Then we wentz through these vortexp like tunnelsp and it appearsp we are almostm homeq alreadym. It is likem he is somep sort of freakish homing pigeonq. I guess I'llz update you laterm. Thism is prettym effed upm right here. *This note was sent from Notahamster's Blackberry handheld* Crayonz wears a hoodie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 Crayonz wears a hoodie? Conceals his light saver Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outsidethebox Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 I can'tm believem this. Two hours ago one of the bigp dudesp said he had to takem a leak. They stopped the vehiclem, turnedm off the Googlebot, checked out the captivesm who werem all still out cold and got out. As soonm as they left, Crayonq boy springsb to life, assembles 1,149 Capri Sun bags into his shape and puts it where hez was sleepingq. Then he grabsp a notebookz and a shiny computer diskm from the frontz, hops out of the truckq and starts running. I hoppped into his hoodp and am alongq for the ride. And what a strangem ride it is. We drovep for hours and hours but we arem making unreal timep on foot. He still hasm a bag over hism head too because it is on so tightm he couldn't get it offp. He hasn't even bumpedm into a tree or anything and we ranp through thickq woodsp for a long time. Then we wentz through these vortexp like tunnelsp and it appearsp we are almostm homeq alreadym. It is likem he is somep sort of freakish homing pigeonq. I guess I'llz update you laterm. Thism is prettym effed upm right here. *This note was sent from Notahamster's Blackberry handheld* be careful Not a Hamster. I heard there are a buttload of gangs out there. Call me if you need me, I'm pretty good with a bowstaff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 be careful Not a Hamster. I heard there are buttload gangs out there. Call me if you need me, I'm pretty good with a bowstaff. Dang, that's harsh. Hope crayonz doesn't get 'loaded'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not a Hamster Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 Okaym here is an updatem. After we went throughp all those vortexesp we arrived home. Crayon boyz has spent the entire weekendl scouring the notebookz and disk. He keeps sayingq things like "I knewp it!" and "A-HAAAA!". About 3 AM he said "Nowm I've got them." and faded off to sleep for the firstm time since ourp return. He is still there but startingq to wake up. I had to post thisp from behindq his couch. *This note was sent from Notahamster's Blackberry handheld* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 *This note was sent from Notahamster's Blackberry handheld* Considering the size of a hamster and the size of a Blackberry, I'm curious how you carry a Blackberry with you. What do you do strap it to your back? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 Considering the size of a hamster and the size of a Blackberry, I'm curious how you carry a Blackberry with you. What do you do strap it to your back? Your constant picking of nits has gone way over board. For your information, crayonz sits on the bore of directors at Blackberry. Once the gerbil learned to communicate (after the silica incident) crayonz had them develop a prototype that was gerbil sized. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted February 5, 2007 Author Share Posted February 5, 2007 For your own safety I cannot speak of anything that happened to me over the weekend. It is better that you know nothing about it. It all has to do with my discovery and I can now say it was even bigger than I thought. I will point this out: I knew I could count on Beerball when I told him not to touch my estate's Lasertronic fantasma anti-GBot security system. He is so curious and predictable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 I will point this out: I knew I could count on Beerball when I told him not to touch my estate's Lasertronic fantasma anti-GBot security system. He is so curious and predictable. I thought you said anti G-Spot security system! I fingered that was why I wasn't able to satisfy the ladies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted February 5, 2007 Author Share Posted February 5, 2007 I thought you said anti G-Spot security system! I fingered that was why I wasn't able to satisfy the ladies. I think you knew exactly what I said. Anyway, your predicatable irresponsibilty lured the Googlebot into my trap. I now will be able to save many people from harm. I can't tell you how the Googlebot tried to hurt me or how I responded. That is too top secret. I can't tell you much of anything. No one must know what I did this weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 I can't tell you much of anything. No one must know what I did this weekend. pre or post vortices? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted February 5, 2007 Author Share Posted February 5, 2007 pre or post vortices? Both. Wait. There was none of that. What makes you think there would be any of that? Those things are just made up. They do not really exist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 Please be careful crayonz...i dont think you have seen the last of them. You may have googlebot, but google.com is always on and searching as well. stay safe my friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 Both. Wait. There was none of that. What makes you think there would be any of that? Those things are just made up. They do not really exist. There was talk about em on ebay. someone is hawking a likeness of you made from hundreds and hundreds of capri sun packages. said to be atomically correct, but they pixalated the funny parts. anyway, some guy named Notah Amster is selling the likeness and he says that he acquired it just outside of something called a nal-vortex. As you imagine, this is all way over my head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted February 5, 2007 Author Share Posted February 5, 2007 Hint: Good luck figuring it out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 Hint: Good luck figuring it out did you try to fertilize all the eggs this weekend ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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