DC Tom Posted October 6, 2004 Share Posted October 6, 2004 Or maybe the origins of the anti-bunny movement. ROAD TRIP! 58552[/snapback] Screw the bunnies...what about the friggin' turkey vultures????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_BiB_ Posted October 6, 2004 Author Share Posted October 6, 2004 Screw the bunnies...what about the friggin' turkey vultures????? 58562[/snapback] Ah...those were the days. Remember now pipsqueak, who Daddy Rabbit is... And didn't we just say !@#$ the Turkey Vultures anyway? Yeah, yeah I know. They were the original issue, but damn. Bunnies are easier to kill! You get rid of the bunnies-there is no food supply for the turkey vultures! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nick in* england Posted October 6, 2004 Share Posted October 6, 2004 This is my fairly lame attempt - play Mr. Jones by counting crows and you'll get it. __________________________ Sha la la la la la la I was down at Ralph Wilson Stadium, staring at this oh and three team, Mr. Drew pukes up an interception, to another opposing DB. You know, he dances while the defence takes the field - They're always on the field. We all want something beautiful, man I wish they were beautiful. So come dance the wave when we're on offence - sha la la la la la la yeah Get up, Travis! Show me some of them trademark rushes and "Throw me the football", Eric Moulds Believe in Drew, then you'll believe in anything but Bills fans are always people who believe - yeah Donahoe and Ralph tell each other fairy tales and they stare at the upcoming draft board "He's inujured his knee. Ah, yes, yes, lets draft him at three." Standing in the draft hall, wishing they had first round pick When ev'ry pick is traded, will we ever win a superbowl? Well, I will paint you a picture, Put yourself in blue and red and white and gray All the Buffalo colors are very very meaningful Yeah well you know if I wore those colors I would play my heart out every day If I knew Pucillo - I would tell him he can't block and that he's gay Donahoe and me look into the future, yeah we stare at more losing seasons "It's looking poo." "I don't think so. We got Mularky." Standing on the sideline, calling in a trick play Our record may be oh and three, but at least we're not Miiiiii-ami at least we're not Miami Said at least we'll never be Miammmm-i We're gonna have big stars Yeah - JP Losman wants to pass at Lee We all want to see McGahee, but Mularky keeps him nailed to the bench Believe in Drew? I don't believe in anything and I want to find someone to believe Drew Bledsoe and me stumbling through Buffalo Yeah we stare at the defencive formation Three men get through. "Man, With with some time, I might throw a TD?" I want to be Jim Kelly, Mr. Drew wishes he was someone just a little more funky, Well if you leave for Montana, son, that's just about as funky as you can be Mr. Drew and Mike staring at the video when they look at the television, they wanna see Henry blocking anybody They all want to be big stars, but they don't know why, and they don't know how But when they score a TD, I'm going to be just about as happy as I can be Mr. Drew and TD, will never be big stars... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R. Rich Posted October 6, 2004 Share Posted October 6, 2004 Excellent!!! "You draft sixteen bums, whadda ya get? another shot season and saddled with debt. Saint Tommie don't ya draft me 'cause I won't go... Your pansy-filled line can't block a d*mn soul.." etc. 57324[/snapback] To quote Bart Simpson: "Amen, Ernie!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cåblelady Posted October 6, 2004 Share Posted October 6, 2004 "Keyrist" is DEFINITELY a Buffalo term. Wonder how many times that's been said in the last month? Oh I wish I were a Big Time Bills receiver... That is what I truly like to be... Cause if I were a Big Time Bills receiver... There would be no wear and tear on me! 58273[/snapback] Jingle? OK. I wish we had a team of All-Pro winners.... That is what I'd truly like to see.... 'Cause if we had a team of All-Pro winners.... People on The Wall would be happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarkLessWagMore Posted October 6, 2004 Share Posted October 6, 2004 Nick, you had some tough acts to follow, but that was really, really good. Nice job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nick in* england Posted October 6, 2004 Share Posted October 6, 2004 Nick, you had some tough acts to follow, but that was really, really good. Nice job. 58754[/snapback] thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Indy Dave Posted October 6, 2004 Share Posted October 6, 2004 Nick, you had some tough acts to follow, but that was really, really good. Nice job. 58754[/snapback] Amen to that. Nick...that was AWESOME. And you used my absolute favorite song of the 1990s too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted October 6, 2004 Share Posted October 6, 2004 Sing, sing a song Sing out loud Sing out strong Sing of good things not bad :I starred in Brokeback Mountain: Sing of happy not sad. Sing, sing a song Make it simple to last Your whole life long Don't worry that it's not Good enough for anyone Else to hear :I starred in Brokeback Mountain: Just sing, sing a song. Sing, sing a song Let the world sing along Sing of love there could be Sing for you :I starred in Brokeback Mountain: and for me. Sing, sing a song Make it simple to last Your whole life long Don't worry that it's not Good enough for anyone Else to hear :I starred in Brokeback Mountain: Just sing, sing a song. nana na nana na nana na nana na nananananana nana na nana na nana na nana na nananananana nana na nana na nana na nana na nananananana nana na nana na nana na nana na nananananana nana na nana na nana na nana na nananananana nana na nana na nana na nana na nananananana nana na nana na nana na nana na nananananana nana na nana na nana na nana na nananananana God, I feel soooooo much better now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted October 6, 2004 Share Posted October 6, 2004 This is my fairly lame attempt - play Mr. Jones by counting crows and you'll get it.__________________________ Sha la la la la la la I was down at Ralph Wilson Stadium, staring at this oh and three team, Mr. Drew pukes up an interception, to another opposing DB. You know, he dances while the defence takes the field - They're always on the field. We all want something beautiful, man I wish they were beautiful. So come dance the wave when we're on offence - sha la la la la la la yeah Get up, Travis! Show me some of them trademark rushes and "Throw me the football", Eric Moulds Believe in Drew, then you'll believe in anything but Bills fans are always people who believe - yeah Donahoe and Ralph tell each other fairy tales and they stare at the upcoming draft board "He's inujured his knee. Ah, yes, yes, lets draft him at three." Standing in the draft hall, wishing they had first round pick When ev'ry pick is traded, will we ever win a superbowl? Well, I will paint you a picture, Put yourself in blue and red and white and gray All the Buffalo colors are very very meaningful Yeah well you know if I wore those colors I would play my heart out every day If I knew Pucillo - I would tell him he can't block and that he's gay Donahoe and me look into the future, yeah we stare at more losing seasons "It's looking poo." "I don't think so. We got Mularky." Standing on the sideline, calling in a trick play Our record may be oh and three, but at least we're not Miiiiii-ami at least we're not Miami Said at least we'll never be Miammmm-i We're gonna have big stars Yeah - JP Losman wants to pass at Lee We all want to see McGahee, but Mularky keeps him nailed to the bench Believe in Drew? I don't believe in anything and I want to find someone to believe Drew Bledsoe and me stumbling through Buffalo Yeah we stare at the defencive formation Three men get through. "Man, With with some time, I might throw a TD?" I want to be Jim Kelly, Mr. Drew wishes he was someone just a little more funky, Well if you leave for Montana, son, that's just about as funky as you can be Mr. Drew and Mike staring at the video when they look at the television, they wanna see Henry blocking anybody They all want to be big stars, but they don't know why, and they don't know how But when they score a TD, I'm going to be just about as happy as I can be Mr. Drew and TD, will never be big stars... 58719[/snapback] BRAVO!!!!! Awesome Nick! Absolutly awesome. I have that song on a 90s CD in my truck... good times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckeyebrian Posted October 6, 2004 Share Posted October 6, 2004 (Flintstones) Mularkey, meet Mularkey, he's the rookie coach who has no clue From the - town of Pittsburgh, he's the man who knows the Bills are due Let's ride - with the O-line down the street Anchored by Drew Bledsoe's iron feet When you're with Mularkey Have a very sad and blue time, a 4th and two time You'll have a wait 'til next year time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#89 Posted October 6, 2004 Share Posted October 6, 2004 WHAT?????????? Where are all the creative people today? (I will use the delete option so not to waste more space) then MEAD I thought it had to be 16 pages before it is zapped and POSTERS can save lots of room by not quoting the whole song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted October 6, 2004 Share Posted October 6, 2004 to many more post and another good one will go away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_BiB_ Posted October 6, 2004 Author Share Posted October 6, 2004 Who's Poojer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bills_fan Posted October 6, 2004 Share Posted October 6, 2004 BUMP This thread is too good to let go away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted October 6, 2004 Share Posted October 6, 2004 Who's BiB? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted October 6, 2004 Share Posted October 6, 2004 WHAT?????????? Where are all the creative people today? (I will use the delete option so not to waste more space) then MEAD I thought it had to be 16 pages before it is zapped and POSTERS can save lots of room by not quoting the whole song. 59352[/snapback] Well, I didn't get enough adulation for my efforts from the proper people (hint, hint). So I decided to throw a petulant little T-Bone-like snit and went off to play somewhere else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bills_fan Posted October 6, 2004 Share Posted October 6, 2004 Here ya go!! Bye, Bye Super Bowl Dream A long, long time ago I can still remember How the Bills used to make me smile And I knew if we had one more chance That Marv could make our fans dance And maybe they'd be happy for a while But now the Bills make me shiver With every loss they deliver Bad news on the doorstep I can’t watch one more rep I can't remember if I cried When that damn kick sailed wide But something touched me deep inside The day the dream died So bye, bye Super Bowl Dream Drove my Chevy to the Ralph for Whitey’s regime Them good old boys at the Big Tree did scream Screamin' this’ll be the day, a win for our team, This’ll be the day, a win for our team Did you watch without saying God Almighty And do you have faith in Flighty Whitey If ole Ralph tells you so And do you believe in running the ball Can running save Drew from a fall And can blocking be taught by a man named McNally Well I know that Mularkey likes to gamble 'Cause why else, would Drew have to scramble You knew it was 4th and three Man, I just have to disagree Man that Drew sure can chuck But then he just has to duck Wrong team, what a schmuck The day the dream died I started singin' Bye, bye Super Bowl Dream Drove my Chevy to the Ralph for Whitey’s regime Them good old boys at the Big Tree did scream Screamin' this’ll be the day, a win for our team, This’ll be the day, a win for our team Now for five years we've been a joke And Whitey’s team knows how to choke But that's not how it used to be When Kelly played for Marv and Bill In a scheme that produced such a thrill The Ralph rocked, cause of you and me Oh and while the opponents were looking around Kelly led the Bills to holy ground 51-3 and the game was adjourned A decisive verdict was returned And while Kelly sat one out Frank Reich proved more than stout The Greatest Comeback left no doubt The day the dream died We were singin' Bye, bye Super Bowl Dream Drove my Chevy to the Ralph for Whitey’s regime Them good old boys at the Big Tree did scream Screamin' this’ll be the day, a win for our team, This’ll be the day, a win for our team Gregg had airhorns in a summer swelter Killdrive taught offense that was helter skelter The players tried for a forward pass And Drew landed hard on the grass 17 up 31 down and falling fast With Whitey, our success was not meant to last The offseason he gave us great hope Only to watch our Bills play high on dope I’m a fan and how can I cope, Please just pass over a rope ‘Cause our players tried to take the field The opponents just refused to yield Do you recall what was revealed The day the dream died We started singin' Bye, bye Super Bowl Dream Drove my Chevy to the Ralph for Whitey’s regime Them good old boys at the Big Tree did scream Screamin' this’ll be the day, a win for our team, This’ll be the day, a win for our team Oh in there we were all in one place But the Bills were such a disgrace With no time left to start again So come on Drew be nimble, Drew be quick Drew just fumbled then threw another pick Ralph is Whitey’s only friend Oh and as I watched them try to engage My hands were clenched in fists of rage No football coach born in hell Could break that Whitey’s spell And as the Bills just failed to take flight And there was no white knight I saw Whitey laughing with delight The day, the dream died He was singin' Bye, bye Super Bowl Dream Drove my Chevy to the Ralph for Whitey’s regime Them good old boys at the Big Tree did scream Screamin' this’ll be the day, a win for our team, This’ll be the day, a win for our team I met Kelly who sang the blues And he passed me a bottle of booze And he just turned away I went down to the sacred Ralph Where I’d heard Shout! years before But Whitey said the music wouldn't play And in the streets the children screamed The fans cried and noone dreamed But not a word was spoken The Ralph’s spell were broken And the three men I admire most Bruce, Andre and Thurman They caught the last train for the coast The day, the dream died They were singin' Bye, bye Super Bowl Dream Drove my Chevy to the Ralph for Whitey’s regime Them good old boys at the Big Tree did scream Screamin' this’ll be the day, a win for our team, This’ll be the day, a win for our team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_BiB_ Posted October 6, 2004 Author Share Posted October 6, 2004 Man, I wanted to do something with that-but figured I couldn't keep it going. Thanks for picking up my six. Excellent work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_BiB_ Posted October 6, 2004 Author Share Posted October 6, 2004 I’ll toss out one. It’s been a long day. The TD song. (IF I Only had a Brain-Wizard of OZ) Instead of quick the line is fatter, it really doesn’t matter It comes out all the same I could be an institution, with a football team that’s ruined If I only had a brain. I fooled Buffalo with Bledsoe, It worked then and I said so they bought it, pretty lame It went well for 16 quarters, fans are chomping at the borders Man we need to win a game Well I think they are unhappy, I might not make next draft day Oh, that’s right…I feel the pain I guess we really need to win one, how the hell do I produce one If I only had a brain. Hand it off to Travis Henry, he’s a stud so do they do tell me Where’s he going! What a shame The block was to the weak side and he tripped up on the strong side If he only had a brain Back on defense London Fletcher, a name we all remember Took the head off the Q-B Problem was the whistle blew then, and instead of fourth and two then Now they have a first and three. Well Ralph has given me some money, when we talk I call him Honey It all stays just the same I will keep on big name has beens and neglect offensive lineman ‘cause I really got a brain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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